Taco-chan: Hiya! I'm clearly hyper. I had three cans of pop today. Can ya tell? Anyways, I won't tell you Naraku and Vlad's plan yet, but it will come out eventually…maybe chapter 7 or something…

Disclaimer: No. (Do I have to say more?)

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Chapter 5:

Naraku and Vlad's alliance/Meeting Sam's Parents

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Naraku sat in his castle, waiting for Kanna to show up. He had ordered Kagura to follow the hanyou and miko and make an alliance with the most evil person nearby. That person just happened to be the one, the only, Vlad Masters. So, the ruby-eyed wind sorceress was given three Shikon jewel shards, and, using his almost complete Shikon Jewel to send her to Kagome's era, was sent to follow the pair.

Just as he got up to find Kanna, the said albino child walked into the room. "Master Naraku…she is there…" Kanna said in her usual monotone voice.

Naraku smirked. "Good. I was wondering if she was caught in the act or something similar to that effect." He looked at the mirror to see a man with gray hair and black eyes wearing a posh suit.

"Hello. You are Naraku, correct?" Vlad asked to the mirror.

"Yes…now…onto business…" Naraku smiled wickedly, "How do we defeat and kill Danny Phantom and Inuyasha?"

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The five heroes in our story went to the Nasty Burger for some lunch. Sam ordered a salad, Danny ordered a burger, Tucker ordered a Cherry Coke, Kagome ordered French fries, and Inuyasha, not knowing what any of the things on the menu were, ordered the same thing as Kagome. They all sat down on the cleanest table they could find, which was still really unclean. Hey, they didn't call it the Nasty Burger for nothing.

Anyways, they were all sitting down and talking, laughing at Tucker (who had asked someone out and got a burger in his face), and just having fun, when the worst thing physically possible that could happen happened.

The Box Ghost.

"I am the box ghost! Fear my rule over all things cardboard and square!"

No one moved.

The box ghost was confuzzled, so he tried again. "I said…I AM THE BOX GHOST!!!!!!"

Inuyasha yawned.

Kagome scratched the back of her head.

Danny stuffed his face.

Sam started talking to Kagome about what her school was like.

Tucker started playing poker on his cell phone.

The Box Ghost fumed. "WHY WON'T YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME!?!?!?!?!?"

The 4 teenagers (and Inuyasha, who was currently 200 years old, but looked like a teen) continued to ignore him. The stupid ghost glared silently and walked away.

"Ha. You all owe me five bucks." Tucker smirked once the annoying ghost was gone. "I told you ignoring him would make him leave."

Kagome sighed and pulled out her wallet, grabbing a ten to pay for her and Inuyasha. "You were right Sam. He is annoying."

Sam, who had noticed that Danny was eyeing her salad and sadly pushed it to him, smiled evilly when she heard Kagome ask. "Who, the box ghost or Tucker?"

The only other girl at the table shrugged. "Good question."

"HEY!"

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"This is my house." Sam said as they drove up to a four-story building with white pillars in front, double-doors, and rosebushes lining a marble path up to the steps. The limo driver opened the door for them and got Kagome and Inuyasha's bags out from the trunk and offered to carry them up to their rooms. Inuyasha grabbed the suitcases and blew the driver off with a simple 'feh.' The grass was perfectly green, and a man was mowing it. He waved hello to Sam as they walked up to the door. "That's Pablo, our personal mower." They continued walking (it was a long sidewalk) and two newcomers saw many flowers, a hammock, and a giant grill.

"I thought you said you lived in the city?" Kagome noted, recalling one of the first letters she had ever sent.

"Oh, didn't I tell you? We moved." Sam opened the door to reveal a grand entrance, with a winding staircase and Persian rug, not to mention many paintings. "My parents got divorced and my mom moved out here. I stay here, since without my mom, my dad's basically a hobo."

"A Hojo?" The hanyou asked.

"What? Ohhh…no, Inu-chan…not a Hojo." Sam laughed, remembering what Kagome had said about that Hojo guy who always gave her presents and asked her out on dates, and that Inuyasha called him either 'Hobo,' or 'Homo.' Usually Homo, though.

"So, your rooms will be upstairs. Come on." Sam hurried up the stairs, everyone else following.

"Oh, Sammie-dear!" Sam groaned. "Is that you?" The five turned around to see Mrs. Manson -excuse me, Miss Manson- come running towards them. Well, as fast as she could in high heels. "Oh! This must be Kagome Higurashi! My you look adorable!" She pinched the miko's cheek. Kagome smiled and laughed awkwardly. "And this must be Inuyasha…Taisho, I believe? Let me tell you, you are one lucky boy."

Inuyasha was about to respond with the usual 'keh,' but Kagome gave him one of her famous 'screw-this-up-and-you-get-sat-to-hell' glares, so he settled with a quiet 'thanks.'

"Oh, Sammie-kins! Your friends are so nice! Well, I'd best be off! Ta ta!" Miss Manson skipped off.

"Well, I'd best be off! Ta ta!" Sam mocked in a high pitched voice as soon as her rich mother was gone. "I swear she's insane."

They kept walking until they reached two doors, side by side. The right door was a pale pink color, with the word 'Kagome' written in fancy gold letters. The other door was red, and said 'Inuyasha' in black Chiller letters. "This…is where you'll be staying…" Sam opened the two doors.

Inuyasha and Kagome gaped. "This…is where we're SLEEPING?!?!"

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Taco-chan: I haven't updated in a while, I know. And I'm sorry. This weekend I'm declaring 'Penpals weekend' and I'm hoping to get at least two more chapters up and posted. So... I'll see all of you later!

Kagome: Taco-chan would really like to thank the following reviewers:

Suuki-Aldrea

Neko-Hanyou05

MuppyPuppy (Thanks for the reminder! Again! Lol!)

Danny: Bye!