Me: *hiding on the roof* *looks at readers and holds finger to my lips as a sign to be quiet*

Random lawyer A: Where is that offender! We must bring her to justice in court!

Other Random Lawyers: *shout in agreement* *run off to another location*

Me: *stifles laughter* (Ahem behind me) *jumps and almost falls of roof* *turns and sees a mad Shinichi tapping his foot at me* *smile sheepishly*

Later...

Me: *hanging from tree branches while tied in a thick rope pining my arms* T^T I apologize to all lawyers for not putting up a disclaimer.T^T I do not own Detective Conan/Case Closed no matter how much I sneak around and wish it. T^T

Yay! Another chapter for my excitable followers! ^-^ I hope you enjoy it. Sorry that this one isn't that long but the next I promise will not only be funny but longer as well. ^-^ Enjoy. Oh, and there is a hint on the next chapter in here. See if you can find it. ^-^

The Cat-astrophe

Chapter 7: A Way To Go Back?

Back at the house, Lupin jumped out of Kaito's arms and ran off to under the table. After struggling for a couple of minutes to get the paper out of his collar, Lupin had it out and laid it out so he could read it.

'My dear kitty-fied detective,

I do hope that you can still read even though the answer is obvious from how you kept on staring at the board. Thanks to Lucifer, I have learned that you are actually Shinichi Kudo, the missing detective and Kaitou Cat. Since you are now another man who shall not fall to my spells, I have decided to help you be yourself even if it is for a day. Since science is the natural enemy of magic, I can not give you a direct temporary antidote, but there is one thing that will help. And that is... Catnip. The catnip will not affect your mental state as it does to other cats, it will merely be a counter for the poison that did this to you. Oh, and I suggest wearing a hat and long coat.

-Akako Koizumi'

Wait, what? Lupin thought before shaking his head a going to reread the note. He reread it several times before it really registered. I can be myself again! But what does she mean by coat and hat? And by only for a day, does that mean that this will only work once? And what does she mean by Lucifer? Is she trying to say that she is a witch? But magic doesn't exist! Well, who am I to talk?

Lupin shook his head and picked up the note in his mouth. He trotted over to his bed and slipped it underneath before curling up on top of it to think.

How do I get my hands on some catnip? And when I get it, do I eat it or do I just inhale the smell? Lupin pondered for a bit. Well, I can just make a big fuss for it next time Kaito takes me shopping even though I don't want to. As for how, I can try both ways or I could just ask that witch how I am supposed to use it to get my body back. I'll try just smelling it first before I do that.

For the rest of the week, Lupin ate a lot of food to get Kaito to go shopping for it. Kaito also took Lupin to the school where he did the same things as last time but this time kept on glancing over at Akako.

Kaito noticed this, but stayed silent about that even though he pulled his usual pranks, coloring Hakuba's hair three different colors over the course of one week.

It was soon Sunday and Lupin was out of food causing Kaito to take him shopping. When the entered the petshop, Lupin shot out of Kaito's arms but was on a leash so he didn't get far. But he continued to pull on the leash until Kaito followed him to where the catnip was. He stopped and sat in front of the catnip. Kaito looked from the catnip then to Lupin and then back to the catnip.

"Oh hell no." he said. "We do not need to hyper spazzes in the house."

Mentally sighing, Lupin pulled out his last resort, the I'm-such-a-cute-and-innocent-little-kitty-cat look created by Puss In Boots. Kaito unfortunately, had his guard down and got a full blast of kitty cuteness. Not even the great Kaitou KID can stand up to this. Sighing, Kaito reached up and grabbed a small bag with a huffed "fine".

After getting the rest of the things they needed, which included, much to Lupin's distaste, a little kitty outfit for Kaito to get revenge for him using that look earlier. Loaded down with groceries, only Kaito of course, they headed back to the house with Kaito muttering all the while about how this was as bad as shopping with Aoko.

As Kaito put away the groceries, Lupin dug into one of the bags triumphantly pulling out a small plastic bag of catnip. ((All Hail the wonderful catnip! XD)) Then, he proceeded to run off with it and hid it under his bed with the note.

I'll try it out tomorrow while Kaito is at school. I can probably get a message to that girl as well if it doesn't work. Lupin thought as he trotted back into the kitchen to play with Kaito when he was done. I really hope this catnip thing works even though I don't trust this girl too much.

Hurrah! I thank all the reviewers and shall say to all yaoi fans who have been so patiently waiting, next chapter shall be the unveiling of the KaixShin! Woohoo! I'm as excited as you guys are. ^-^ Well, next chapter probably won't be published until near night though, so only about 24 more hours until the wait is finally over. ^-^ I hope everyone enjoyed this chapter and as a special treat just for Fragile Dreams XD...

I LOST THE GAME! XD