Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, simply put, I just don't. Don't force me to say this every single time, it's like a little knife into my heart...
Note: Whatever tips you see written here, I just made up. I am a girl but yeah don't completely trust this stuff, okay? I don't want to be held responsible for any broken, disappointed hearts.
How to Get the Girl
Inuyasha's Step 1: Presentation
Inuyasha was thankful that his diary was back in the right hands. Now that his diary dilemma was dealt with he could focus on this stupid challenge. Nobunaga had dropped by to return their notebooks just in case they forgot any of their own advice.
Inuyasha flipped to the first page.
(1)PRESENTATION: Like it or not, every girls looks at you before they see you. So if the girl of your dreams isn't paying any attention to you maybe you ought to 'package' yourself differently. But keep in mind, don't dress yourself up in a way she'd like, change up your style to something you'd like. If you're not being yourself then it's just not worth it.
Inuyasha sighed, it did make a lot of sense it probably was why Kikyo never seem to look his way. He walked over to his full length, constantly abused mirror. As he headed towards it, he swore it creaked in fear. He rolled his eyes. "I'm not gonna punch you today."
Inuyasha stared at himself and for once noticed that his bangs were getting a little long. They were always in face and covered his eyes. They helped mask his expression but now it was getting ridiculous. "I need a trim..." He sighed. Then he looked at his clothes. He looked like he just came from a funeral. Every single day of high school he wore dark colours, he had discarded his uniform long ago after he had accidently shredded it in a fit of pure rage. He looked somewhat scary and emo all the time. "I need to shop..." he groaned.
Inuyasha went to his bathroom and began work on his bangs. "This better work..." he felt kind of like he was mutilating his hair.
Miroku's Step 1: Presentation
Miroku opened up the purple notebook.
(1)PRESENTATION: You've got to have the best wrapping to be the best gift. Silk, leather and anything in between. Don't forget sunglasses, the symbol of cool.
Miroku looked through his closet. What will catch Sango's eye? He searched for his sexiest set of clothes for what felt like hours. He sighed, "Time for a new wardrobe..."
...
Miroku ran into his favourite store at the very back of the mall. "Yo, Purple Pimp, I need your help."
"What is the password, boy?" a voice called from behind the wooden door at the back.
Miroku took a deep breath. "Sir Gangsta Pimp of Pure Purple-osity, I, your humble servant of servitude, humbly request your assistance in a wardrobe malfunction of godly proportion."
"What is your major malfunction?" the man replied.
"I ain't got nothing as good as you."
"Repeat."
"I AIN'T GOT NOTHING AS GOOD AS YOU!"
"You may enter my sanctuary fool but touch my hoes and your my bitch, understand?" a man in a ridiculous purple suit beckoned Miroku in, "So keep all hands inside the car at all times, otherwise you best have life insurance."
Miroku nodded.
"Now what can I do you for?" the man smiled.
Miroku sighed, "I have me a lady problem."
"I have you a solution."
...Back with Inuyasha...
Inuyasha walked into his usual store. It was called the Bloody Dagger (I believe I made this up) and it specialized in clothes the colour of death and hate. Inuyasha's two favourite colours.
"Haven't seen you in days," a tall woman with multiple piercings remarked from behind the counter. She wore dark make-up and had tattoos all up her arms, mid-drift and legs. So all her clothes revealed her arms, mid-drift and legs.
"Shut up," Inuyasha replied, "You're lucky I'm here at all Hinata."
" 'Sup," Bankotsu appeared from the back of the store.
Inuyasha nodded, " 'Sup."
There was a moment of silence when...
"OMG!" Bankotsu and Hinata gasped, "I can actually SEE YOUR EYES!"
Inuyasha rolled his eyes and sighed, "I cut my bangs a little, get over it..."
"You have hazel eyes?" Hinata gasped, "I can't believe it, they're such a pretty gold colour."
Inuyasha's left eye twitched, "What colour did you think they were?"
"The colour of emo-ness," Bankotsu answered and earned himself a glare.
Hinata shrugged, "I figured they were red or pitch black."
Inuyasha groaned and shook his head. "I'm just going to buy my clothes and go, okay?"
"Wait a minute, Yash, did you brush your hair?" Hinata gasped.
"Gonna buy my clothes and go," Inuyasha repeated.
Bankotsu peered at him curiously, "You think new clothes would grab Kikyo's attention?"
Inuyasha whipped around to Bankotsu, who was clad in a navy blue t-shirt that read 'Hate Me, I deserve it, I kicked your mom's ass last week' and black jeans. "How'd you-"
"I got to your diary way before Miroku did," Bankotsu replied, "And I heard about the bet from Miroku. Honestly, you have my vote of confidence, you're gonna crush the lech's ass."
Hinata leaned forward, "But I thought Sango already liked him?"
"She does," they both replied, "It's just that idiot's gonna try and use cheesy pick-up lines and perverted cracks to get her attention."
"Besides," Bankotsu added, "once she hears that it was all just for a contest he's dead meat. Inuyasha's fine of course, because this will be an 'outlet to obtain his love'."
Inuyasha sneered at Bankotsu. "Oh yeah, does Kagome know about this?"
Bankotsu and Hinata traded a surprised look.
"Um excuse me, can I get some service here?" A teenage boy piped up.
Inuyasha blushed and looked away. "It's not like I like Kagome or anything...it's just well...let me act it out what will happen at tutoring today if she does know:
Me- Kagome what part did you not understand?
Kagome- HAHAHAHAHAHA you like Kikyo HAHAHAHAHA
Me- Ha...yeah but seriously, which part of class did you not get?
Kagome- HAHAHAHAHA and you think you can get her? As if! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Me- I get it, you find it hilarious...now back to the whole tutoring-
Kagome- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me- getting irritated...
SLAM!
Me- At least it got her to shut up.
See, did that sound pleasant?" Inuyasha concluded.
The two (three counting the ignored customer) stared at Inuyasha horrified.
"You wouldn't hit a girl would you?" Hinata asked.
"Not with my hands," Inuyasha answered, "But I would have a text book..."
"YOU HORRIBLE MONSTER!" the ignored teen cried and ran out of the store.
"Who was that?" Inuyasha asked.
Bankotsu and Hinata shrugged.
"Oh, Yash, don't worry Kagome doesn't have a clue," Bankotsu replied, "Her phone was busy when I tried to tell her."
"Wow Bankotsu," Inuyasha remarked, "I can trust you with everything, can't I?"
Bankotsu merely scoffed, "I thought you were just gonna buy something and go..."
Inuyasha rolled his eyes.
"Wait a minute, you tutor?" Hinata asked.
Inuyasha sighed, "Just gonna buy something and go..."
...back with Miroku...
"Thank you Purple Pimp," Miroku replied as he left the store.
"Let the funk be with you!" he cried, "LET THE FUNK BE WITH YOU!"
Reactions (Inuyasha):
Kagome sat in her room looking through her textbook. "Inuyasha is late again."
Suddenly her door swung open and in came the hanyou.
"Speak of the devil," Kagome replied.
Inuyasha scoffed, "Shut up."
As Inuyasha sat in front of her, Kagome began noticing things about him she had never noticed before. First off, he had really nice eyes. Since when did Inuyasha get such beautiful eyes? Plus he had a really nice build, he had a black Death Note t-shirt on with black camo and wooden bead necklace. Oh and his hair was so nice. Wow...how could I not notice all this stuff about the guy I have seen everyday since grade eight?
"Kagome?" Inuyasha waved his hand in front of her, "Yo...Kagome?" She wasn't paying any attention. Inuyasha stared at the ceiling in silent prayer then looked back at Kagome and slapped her.
"Ow...what the hell was that for?" Kagome snapped.
Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "You weren't paying any attention. No matter what I did you stayed in your own little world."
"Shut up..." Kagome replied. I do not think he's gorgeous. I do not think he's gorgeous. I do not think he's gorgeous. I do not think he's gorgeous. I do not think he's gorgeous. I do not think he's gorgeous. I do not think he's gorgeous. I do not think he's gorgeous. I do not think he's gorgeous. I do not think he's gorgeous. I do not think he's gorgeous. I do not think he's gorgeous. I do not think he's gorgeous.
"Kagome?" Inuyasha waved his arm in front of her face. Here we go again...
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Miroku swaggered up to Sango at the mall. He had a couple of minutes before the rest of them arrived and he was gonna use it to win fair Sango's heart.
"Hey Sango!" He smiled.
Sango turned to him very slowly, already scowling. "WTF do you want?"
"I was just wondering-"
"No."
"But-"
"No."
"Don't you-"
"Hell to the no."
"C'mon Sango, I just-"
"Want to make the rest of us look like total idiots? What the hell are you wearing anyways?" Sango glanced at his too-tight leather pants and shirt. "Gawd, I think I can see your balls suffocating..."
"My balls, eh?"
Sango kicked him in the balls. "You should thank me, I just put them out of their misery."
"Oww..." Miroku winced.
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Inuyasha felt little butterflies rise up in his stomach. Would Kikyo even notice him at all? Let alone notice that he's done something different? Inuyasha exhaled before walking past her locker where she was excitedly chatting with her friends.
"I know!" Kikyo cried just when a sudden gust of wind blew by. She turned to see Inuyasha. When she caught his gaze, her heart practically melted. He has the most gorgeous golden eyes...how come I've never noticed them before? And Kikyo, for the very first time, noticed how strong he looked. Oh...my..god...
"Kikyo? Kikyo!" Hinagiku shook her dazed friend.
"Unh?" Kikyo snapped right out of her Inuyasha based fantasy.
Momoko followed Kikyo's gaze, "What were you looking so hungrily at anyways?"
"Hungrily?" Kikyo gasped and looked back but Inuyasha was gone.
Hinagiku sighed, "Don't tell me you're going boy crazy too?"
"No, not boy crazy..." Kikyo answered still dazed. Inuyasha crazy...
Wondering whether it's InuKag or InuKik....it's both hahaha! HAHA!
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