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101 things to do at Hogwarts

26. Ask Lupin why he can't be as sexy as the werewolves from Twilight.

27. Have Peeves watch 'The Polgergist' with you.

28. Dye your hair red, run up the the Weasley twins and scream, "Look, we're triplets!"

29. Point to the lake and scream, "Ah! The Lockness Monster!"

30. Attempt to feed skittles to the unicorns so they can taste the rainbows they fly around.

31. Ask what the hell a hufflepuff is since no one told you the first time.

32. Introduce them to Youtube and make them watch 'A Verry Potter Musical'.

33. Write a love letter to Harry and sign it from Hermione.

34. Repeat 33 and sign it from Ron.

35. Ask Ron if the wizard world is so great then why haven't they invented ginger birth control?

36. Make the house elves engage in an epic battle to the death for your entertainment.

37. Run while Hermoine tries to kill you for making the poor little house elves do that.

38. Introduce them to Twilight and watch their horrified reactions.

39. Ask Peter Petigrew if he's a pedophile since he spent so many years living with little boys and sleeping in their beds at night.

40. Dare Oliver Wood to fly to the moon on his broomstick.

41. Go up to professor McGonagall and whisper, "I know what you did last summer."

42. Hit on Dumbledore.

43. Hit on Dobby.

44. Engage in a battle of the ages with tubes of gift wraps explaining they're safer to use then wands.

45. Offer to give Malfoy griffen-riding lessons.

46. Steal Mad-eye Mods's magical eye and refuse to give it back until he teaches you how to kill people and get away with it.

47. Write to the Minister of Magic and say, "My name is Voldemort and I'm coming to get you."

48. Ask Fred Weasley if he's really Freddy Kreuger.

49. While walking through the school instantly begin humming the theme song for the Harry Potter movies.

50. Inform Harry that you've been hearing voices in your head telling you to kill him then begin to yell into thin air, "No! I don't want to hurt the nice boy, go away!" before walking away without another word.

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