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51. Cover the walls of Snape's office with photos of Harry's mom.

52. Steal a uniform and pretend to be a student.

53. Tell the Weasley's ginger jokes.

54. When you see a ghost scream, "Ah! I see dead people!" point to Malfoy and add, "Ah, another one! And he's HIDEOUS!" Then run away screaming.

55. Once again try to discover what a Hufflepuff is.

56. Go up to Malfoy and slap him across the face asking why he didn't call the next morning like he said he would.

57. Ask Dumbledore why he hasn't tried to hook up with McGonagall yet.

58. Go up to Harry and offer him some cover-up for that hideous scar on his face.

59. Call Voldemort and tell him you have a new candidate for him to kill; Cedric Diggory' s long-lost twin brother Edward Cullen.

60. Figure out what a muggle like yourself is doing in Hogwarts in the first place.

61. Roast wienies over Faust while he's being reborn.

62. When the dementors attack tell Ron he's lucky he's a ginger since he has no soul to steal.

63. Let Ms. Norris loose where the owls are kept.

64. Join Slytherin and misbehave so you can have their points reduced.

65. Replace everyone's wands with knock-offs saying that's what the witches in Vegas do.

66. Put a bag of spiders in Ron's' bed, whether they're real or rubber you'll have fun.

67. Leaving the bathroom say you weren't expecting the Chamber of Secrets or anything but some toilet paper would have been nice.

68. Declare you can speak parseltongue and attempt to slither around the floor while hissing.

69. Paint a purple X on Fred's cheek so you can tell him apart from George.

70. Follow Snape around the castle pointing and shouting 'Traitor! Traitor!'

71. Replace Dumbledore's lemon drops with little yellow soaps.

72. Give Ms. Weasley a box of condoms for Christmas.

73. Run through the dining hall screaming 'Troll!' at the top of your lungs so everyone leaves and you can sit wherever you want.

74. Take the Weasley's flying car and 'accidentally' run over Snape.

75. Ask Dumbledore if he taught Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

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