Jamie: Hello, Jess Likes Biting is currently unavailable.
Ryan: Unavailable being tied up in her basement.
Jamie: So we took over!
Ryan: So enjoy the story!
Jamie: Oh! And JLB does not own One Piece.

I blinked to myself; my brother was next to me with the same reaction. We slowly turned and faced each other with confused looks then looked back to everyone, "Warlord?"

Nami completely ignored us, "HEY WHAT'S WITH THE VULTURE AND OTTER DIDN'T THEY JUST RUN OFF TO TELL THE BOSS WE KNOW HIS SECRET!?"

The princess looked terrified, "I'm sorry!"

"Is that all you have to say!?"

Nami let go of the Princess's shirt and feel to the ground with tears in her eyes, "We haven't even been here that long, and one of the seven warlords of the sea want us dead!"

Zoro smirked, "I never thought we'd be able to meet them this quickly."

Luffy nodded, "I wonder what kind of person he is?"

Nami glared at them both, "SHUT UP!"

"I don't think they're going to tell us."

Ryan nodded in agreement.

Nami turned away from us and started walking off, "Thank you for everything even though it was a short amount of time."

Luffy tilted his head to the side, "Where are you going Nami?"

She kept up her pace, "He still doesn't know my face, it'd be best to leave now."

I watched as the otter turned around 5 note books, each of them having a picture of us.

"Wow, he's pretty good."

I nodded with my brother. Nami stomped back tears in her eyes, "This means I can't escape!"

Zoro sweat dropped, "Where would you escape to?"

The princess looked down sadly, "I'm sorry!"

Zoro looked to Ryan, Luffy, and I, "So this means we're on Baroque Works' black list."

Luffy grinned, "This is so exciting!"

"EVERYONE PLEASE, DO NOT WORRY!"

I turned my head and instantly started laughing.

Igarum was dressed up in the same thing the Princess (I forgot her name) was, make-up and all! "I have a plan!"

Luffy laughed, "Nice dress!"

"Why are dressed like that?"

I nodded with her, what does cross dressing have to do with this Crocodile?

"Listen to me. If you're on Baroque's black list, sooner or later they'll send someone to follow you. Mr. Five's couple is still unconscious which is good."

Oh yeah, I forgot about them.

"Let me tell you something right now! Because he's a Warlord of the sea the government doesn't want him! But when he was a pirate, 80 million beri was on his wanted poster!"

He coughed slightly then turned to Luffy, "How about the deal then?"

Luffy tilted his head to the side, "What deal?"

Zoro pointed to the princess, "He wanted us to take that girl home."

I nodded, "She's also part of the second riddle."

Luffy shrugged, "Sure why not."

Nami glared at him, "THAT'S 4 TIMES AS BIG AS ARLONG'S REWARD JUST SAY NO!"

"Princess, please give me an eternal pose?"

Nami turned from her spot on the ground to face Igarum with tears falling down her face, "Eternal Pose?"

He looked at her confused, "What you don't know?"

She shook her head.

"It's a permanent log pose; a regular one will guide you from island to island right? This log pose will only record the magnetic frequency of one island, and will record it forever. No matter where you are, it will always lead you there. That's why it's an eternal pose; this one has recorded the frequency for Alabasta."

Nami had now stood up and stopped her crying.

"Listen to me Princess Vivi," That's her name! Vivi! "I will disguise myself as you and take these dummies back to Alabasta. When Baroque's Work is chasing me, you go with these pirates and take a regular route."

He gritted his teeth, "I've never been that route but I think you will only pass 2-3 islands before you reach Alabasta. I hope to see you return safe."

He turned to us, "Please take care of the Princess."

Luffy grinned, "The dress really does suite you."

I laughed, "Luffy, it's not actually a dress."

He just continued grinning to himself. "I don't think he heard you."

I turned to Ryan, "I believe you're right."

"Please take good care of yourself Princess; I'm almost positive there will be obstacles on the way. Be safe."

Vivi shook his out stretched hand, "You too."

Igarum climbed onto his ship and was off. Luffy waved towards the now far away ship, "He was cool till the last minute."

Vivi smiled to herself lightly, "He was someone I could really count on."

I smiled at Princess Vivi, and jumped at the movement in my pocket. I shoved my hand into it and pulled out the piece of paper only to have it turn to ashes in my hands.

Ryan watched as they floated down to the ground, "Well, looks like that was is completed."

"I guess so, huh?"

Nami turned to us, "Wha-"

She was cut off by a large explosion, from where Igarum ship was.

I gulped, as everyone watched in amazement. Someone growled from beside me, "Damnit! Someone found him!?"

Luffy glared dangerously out at sea, smoke blowing into the air darkening the already dark night sky. "This is too much!!"

I turned to Nami quickly, "Is the log pose ready?"

She nodded quickly, "Its okay now!"

Zoro jumped at that, "Alright grab the princess and let's go!"

Everything happened quickly then. Nami grabbed the princess, Luffy and Ryan came to the ship with Sanji being dragged by his foot and Usopp being dragged by his nose.

The ship was already ready to sail by the time everyone joined me and Zoro at the ship, and we were out at sea. Usopp and Sanji glared at Ryan and Luffy, "WE CAN'T WE STAY?!"

"THEY HAD GIRLS!"

"Wait! Where's Carue!"

I turned to Vivi and pointed next to me, "You mean the duck?"

A stress mark appeared above both Nami and Vivi, "UOU WERE HERE THE WHOLE TIME!"

Zoro shrugged, "He was here before both of us."

By this time, everyone had become more calm. Luffy leaned over the railing that was across from the galley, "How many people will follow us?"

The princess shrugged, "I'm not sure, there are about 2000 people working for Baroque Works and many towns like Whisky Peak. I think maybe like 1000?"

Nami sighed, "All because we know who the boss is."

I leaned against the mast hearing all the protests still being yelled by Usopp and Sanji. Ryan sighed from next to me, "Did someone tell them?"

Zoro nodded, "Nami did."

Luffy was now down on the deck with everyone else, hands in his pockets. "Hey look, it's almost morning."

I smiled, "Looks like we made it, clear of any enemies."

"Oh, don't hit that rock." Everyone's head snapped to the railing where Luffy was just moments before, "I'm so glad I found you!"

Everyone gasped; up on the railing sat a girl that looked to be in her 20s. She had shoulder length black hair, and a purple cowboy hat firmly on her head. Her torso was barely covered in a purple top, and a matching purple mini skirt. A pair of cowboy boats placed on her feet.

She smirked, "I like this ship."

She glanced at the Princess dangerously, "I just met Mr. Eight over there. Oh, hello Ms. Wednesday."

Luffy glared at her, "WHO SAID YOU COULD COME ON MY SHIP?! WHY ARE YOU HERE?"

Nami glanced over to Vivi, "Who she is and why is she here?!"

"Ms. All Sunday!"

Jamie: Lee gasp!
Ryan: Why did Jess say she was important?
Jamie: -shurg- Hell if I know.
Ryan: Oh well..
Nami: You guys should be replying to reviews.
Jamie: Oh yeah!
Nami: And telling them about the one-shots.
Ryan: I'll do that. One shots are being re-written. They weren't good, plain and simple.
Jamie: Now review time!

Sofi Bleuphyre: Only few Princesses really impress me.

Thomas Drovin: Yup, we do! With Luffy, it wont be that hard at all! I mean, I've barely seen him fight. But I'm sure Luffy can do something. :D

Pirateking1: Who's Robin? –tilts head- Jess had a lot more then homework to deal with sadly. But she got this out! I think out loud, so what?!

Jamie: Well, I think I did a pretty damn good job with replying.
Ryan: Not to many insults, I'm proud.
Jamie: Whythankyou. Anyway, thanks for reading! Sorry it was short.