I woke up to someone trying to take my mask off. Following my instincts I aimed a punch at the person. But my punch was blocked. I looked up to see Sasuke standing over me. "Get up an Uchiha isn't late" He said walking off. I walked off after him. Uchiha how did he find out? Why are you so stupid? You're shirt has the clan symbol on it. In my defense my dad is an idiot. And a criminal master mind, who is the only reason you're in the Akatsuki. Point taken and I was wondering if you saw my ninja pack. Nope not since you left for this 'mission'. Aw shit I have to go back for that now. Without me you would lose your own hand. You're so mean! You have split personalities don't you? Maybe I don't really know. What if you're just one of my split personalities? That's possible I never really thought of it like that. Wait I just noticed something. What is it now? The clan symbol is on the back of my shirt not the front. He's never seen the back. Then ask him before this turns nasty and one of you dies. On it captain!
"Hey wait" I called to him "the clan symbol is on the back of my shirt not the front"
"Sometime during the day you slept through your cape moved and I saw it. Also you have the clan symbol on your charm bracelet." Oh that makes sense. No that means he
watched you sleep. Also the test is today. Shit, shit, shit, and one more time for affect shit. I sighed and put my hands in my back pockets Bette Davis style.
"It's so nice of you to join us today Shinja after you skipped yesterday to do who knows what" Iruka said. "And because you skipped you get to go first." I walked in quickly did
the jutsu and waited calmly for them to say something. Struck down before our prime. I whispered the words my demon said and the judges looked scared. Oh great your
father's words of wisdom scare them. How cute. I took my headband and tied it around my ankle. I then left and went to sleep without a word.
In the dream.
I ran past a tree, over a river, and jumped fences. I was running for my life but I didn't know what I was running from. Being the idiot I am I turned around to see the object of
my fear. What I saw made me stop dead in my tracks. I'm running from my demon. No the mark on its head it can't be. It's so familiar I just can't place it. Wait! Why is my dad
standing on top of my demon? What's with this aura…? It's almost evil.
I woke up covered in sweat with no memory of my dream. I looked around for people and saw everyone leaving. Yea! Lunch time, the best time of the day, today I have rice balls and peanut butter. I then ran outside to find a tree. I pulled my lunch out of the secret pouch in my cape. I told Kakuzu it wasn't a waste of money. Sometime after I finished my rice balls I was eating some peanut butter when I saw Sasuke and a pink haired girl doing well who knows what. As I got closer I realized that Sasuke was really Naruto. As the events unfolded I barely managed to keep from laughing.
A little while after 'Sasuke' left the real Sasuke came by. When she said something about having no family, I snapped. Once Sasuke left I jumped out of my tree. "You listen here pinkie" I growled shoving her against a wall "You know nothing about growing up with no parents. I only had one parent, my dad. My dad just sees me as a way to get what he wants. Sasuke's brother murdered their entire clan. So think about what you say" I then left in a hurry. I had no clue where that anger came from it was just so sudden. Screw it! I need to hit something. I then saw a great target. Naruto the idiot in the jumpsuit. I snuck up behind him and slammed him into a wall repeatedly while singing "Is this our destiny? This world is after me. Run away. Like it was yesterday. And we could run away." I then sat down while humming the rest of Bulletproof Heart by My Chemical Romance. I was later informed of something which leads me to the following statement. I think heaven has forsaken me.
Why you may ask. I'm on Naruto, Sakura the girl with pink hair, and Sasuke's team. My thoughts where interrupted by our teacher walking right into Naruto's prank. I hate today not even more peanut butter could make this better. My teacher is none other than Kakashi Hatake the Copy Ninja. The only ninja that knows my true form and has the job of catching me. Oh Joy!
I may or may not finish this story. my muse, my boyfreind, and i are having a huge fight and without him i cant't write cause my oc is pretty much him in female form.