D: DON'T KILL ME! KILL ICE STORMS! THEY KILL COMPUTERS!

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I groaned stirring slightly in a very comfortable bed, may I add. Wait…. Bed?! I jumped up from the bed and immediately fell to my knees; I groaned grabbing at my head. I heard frantic tiny steps heading my way, I would have said footsteps, but from what my blurry vision is telling me there was a tiny reindeer heading my way. I looked up more, my red hair falling like a curtain around my head.

The tiny reindeer just stared at me in the middle of the doorway; I raised a brow, "Hi?"

Its jaw dropped and it quickly scrambled behind the doorway. I stood up ignoring the sharp pain in my feet, and stumbled to the doorway. I looked out in the hallway, my vision now fully back to me. I watched the reindeer quickly scramble into another room. I blinked to myself and looked around at my surroundings. A castle?

Then it all came back to me, the castle, Sanji, Luffy, and Nami flooded back into my mind quickly making my head ache even worse. I ignored the sharp pain in my feet, attempting to walk straight towards the room the little creature ran into. Then I stopped, wait… he was walking on too feet! Erm, hoofs..

I took a step further, and tripping against absolutely nothing almost stumbling to the floor if I hadn't grabbed on to the door handle across from me, a scream ripped through my throat. My hand immediately removing itself from the door handle and my green eyes stared at with slight curiosity.

My hands were slightly red, from what I could see from them anyway, and were bandaged up. I looked down at my feet and found they were in the same condition. I blinked to myself, sitting on the floor and growled, I got frostbite damnit!

I continued my slightly painful journey to the room, and looked in it to find Nami being threatened with what seemed to be a better knife.

"HEY!"

The woman who appeared to be very young turned around, and I was sent on my ass in shock. This old was old as hell!

"You shouldn't be able to walk right now."

Stood to my feet a bit quickly may I add, and glared at her, "What are you doing to Nami!?"

"Treating her."

I raised a brow, "With a butter knife?"

Nami tried sitting up a bit, "She's the doctor who treated us."

I nodded slightly, then looked around the room, "Where's the little thing that was running around?"

Before anyway could open there mouths another door swung open, and a small reindeer where a pretty kick ass hat quickly ran out with a hungry and determined looking Luffy and a smirking Sanji behind him, "Stop right there sweeeet meat!"

I blinked at the scene, "Dumbasses."

Nami looked at them from the bed, "Luffy? Sanji?"

The doctor seemed slightly surprised, but only smirked, "They seemed to have recovered fast."

"Who's the reindeer?"

"He's name's Chopper. He's justa regular blow nose reindeer."

I shrugged, "That can talk and walk."

"I HATE HUMANS!"

"He just…"

I looked over at the doctor then back at the reindeer, to find him at least 5 times his normal size, "I SAID STOP!"

"accidently, ate the human human fruit."

With one quick motion his fists where brought down on top of Sanji and Luffy. I laughed loudly, my disagreeing with it completely. I groaned grabbing at it.

"That's why he has human abilities. I teach him everything I know about medicine."

I looked over at her, now sitting on Nami's bed, "So he's a doctor only in a small, adorable reindeer form?"

She nodded. The doctor, who I now knew the name of but completely forgot it only referring to her as Doctor K, sat down at a table. Luffy jumped up from his form on the ground and stared down at the old doctor, "You! You're a doctor right?"

"No Luffy, she's actually a drug dealer."

Luffy stared at me confused, only to completely ignore me and Nami to slap my head. I pouted, and Luffy stared back down at the doctor, "You have to come with us, old lady!"

Her eye twitched, "Old…lady?! I'M ONLY 130 YEARS OLD BRAT!"

She quickly stood and kicked Luffy in the head, "What a strong hag."

She glared down at Luffy, "You want me to become a pirate?"

He nodded, and she scowled at him, "That's ridiculous, why would I waste my time? Plus, I don't want to go to the ocean."

"It's okay if you don't want to go to the ocean, just come with us!"

I hit my head, "Luffy, you are an idiot."

Sanji turned his head towards the bed where both Nami and me were located and his eye turned into a heart, "Jamie-swan, Nami-swan!"

I grinned waving at him, and Nami smiled. Then the reindeer came back attempting to hide behind the door, but was on the wrong side. Sanji and Luffy blinked at him, before immediately taking off after him, "HEY! WHY DIDN'T YOU LET US EAT YOU!?"

"My loves, I will be back with Reindeer soup!"

I felt anime tears stream down my face, "B-but! He's adorable! Don't eat him!"

Before I could protest further, Doctor K jumped up and glared at the boys running after them, "I'll eat you before you go near my reindeer!"

I looked down at Nami, "What she just said could possibly be very dirty if you think about it."

Nami smiled shaking her head; I pulled my bandaged feet p on the bed sitting like a kindergartener with a grin, "Are you feeling better?"

She nodded, "Doctor told me my fever has also gone down."

"That's good! Now we can go back down the mountain, and help Vivi!"

A strong breeze came from a door on the opposite side of the room, "its kinda cold in hear."

I stood up from the bed, "You rest, and I'll close the door!"

Before I could even take a step the little reindeer came into the room looking around, "Are they in here?"

We both shook our heads 'no'. He looked towards me, "You should sit, it's most likely very painful for you to stand, and you'll get better quickly if you rest."

I nodded sitting back down, Nami then sat up, and Chopper also looked at her, "You need to rest more too."

She shook her head, "But my fever's almost gone."

"Because the doctor's medicine is very strong, your fever is gone. But the bacteria could still be in your body, you still need more rest and an injection."

I gulped from beside Nami, "Needles?"

Nami looked at me with a brow rose, "What else would they inject me with?"

I ignored her, and paid close attention to Chopper's moves. Nami then also turned back to the reindeer, "Thank you for taking care of me."

I grinned at him, "Yeah, thanks!"

He turned around and quickly yelled, "I DON'T WANT SOME THANKS FROM A HUMAN!"

I laughed loudly at the reindeer's dance, despite his words he looked very happy to receive the thanks.

Nami sweat dropped, "You don't hide your feelings at all."

The reindeer looked at both of us from across the room, "So, you guys are pirates?"

I grinned nodding my head, "Yeah dude!"

"Really?"

Nami answered this time, "Yes."

"Do you have a jolly roger?"

I nodded, "Yeah, it's wicked!"

Nami looked down at the little reindeer, "Do you want to be a pirate?"

He gasped, eyes going wide, "NO! DON'T BE STUPID!"

Nami put her hands up in defense, "Okay, okay! Sorry."

Nami smiled down at him, "Anyway, do you want to come with us?"

I gasped, quickly displaying a smile, "He's coming with us?! YAY!"

Chopper stared at us shocked, "What?!"

I looked down at him excitedly, "Yeah! Come with us! Be a pirate!"

Nami nodded, "It'd be a whole lot easier with a doctor with us."

"Don't be ridiculous! I'm a reindeer, I can't go with humans!"

I titled my head to the side, "I'm a tree but I stay with them!"

Nami turned and stared at me, "You're not a tree, moron."

I folded my arms against my chest, "Close enough."

"Aren't you two scared of me? I'm a reindeer that can talk and stand on two legs!"

I scratched my head, "Am I supposed to be scared of you?"

Nami also stared at the reindeer for an answer, "Are we?"

He looked at us and was about to answer when there was a crash to our right.

"YOU'RE OVER THEIR REINDEER!"

I looked at the boys, and shook my head as they chased Chopper out of the room, "Poor reindeer."

"Those boys.."

Doctor K sat down, and looked over at us, "You two aren't cute little girls either, what did you tell him?"

Nami smiled, "Do I have to ask to flirt with a guy?"

I looked over at Nami, "He's cute, I'll give you that. But I honestly didn't know you were into that type of thing, Nami."

She glared at me, hitting me upside the head, "Shut it, Jamie."

I grinned, Doctor K's laughter filling the air, "Just take him with you!"

I looked at her surprised, "We can take him?! Really!"

She nodded, but looked at us, "But I need to warn you, he has a wound in his heart that not even a doctor can heal."

We both looked at her, our attention captured for the moment. "When he was born, he was rejected because of his blue nose."

I pouted my lip as she continued, "He was left to trail behind the pack alone, until one day he ate the Human Human Fruit, and was chased away all together."

"That's… cruel."

"He was lonely, and in desperate need of friends so he changed into a human, but his human form wasn't perfect either. It's because of his blue nose."

I bit my lip, the poor little guy.

"They shot at him, and called him a monster. All he wanted was a simple friend. But he was alone because he was neither reindeer nor human."

She looked over towards both of us, "Do you think you can cure his heart?"

She stood and turned around hands on her hips, "Although, there was one man. The only man he would talk to."

"Dr. Hiriluk, a fake doctor that use to live in this empire. He also gave Chopper his name, and called him his son."

Before she could continue, Chopper ran in in his reindeer form. "Doctrine! It's Wapol! He's back!"

I stood on my knees, "That moron's here!?"

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Thomas Drovin: Hey dude! I would be done with your re-write hadn't my computer died... D: Well, I'll do that when I get the chance to! :D Hehe, She's quite teh character huh? I can't inform you if your correct or not, wouldn't want to ruin anything! :D

Taco: Your username is no longer important, xD Hiya! You can't kill her! She has yet to do something so evil, you'll most likely yell at me xD

Hedgehod B. Rebecca: Hehe, thank you! Haha, yeah.. the idiot forgot he couldn't swim xD

blackangelwings73: Dude, sweet! Chainsaws rule all! Muhahaha! xD

invisible2every1: I'm glad you like my story! Thank you!

Pirateking1: -glomp- Hehe, thank you! I can torture you on DA now! MUAHHAHA

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