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I looked over at Nami as Doctor K rushed out with Chopper following quickly behind, "Should I go help?"

She shrugged, "Can you even walk with that frost bite?"

I groaned, "I don't even know if I can get my bat out," I looked down at my frost bitten hands, "Although, it doesn't look that bad. I may be able to with…little pain."

"RUBBER BULLET…PUNCH!"

I looked towards the door were we could hear sounds from the fight; "Actually, they seem to have it under control."

Nami raised a brow, "Are you saying this because you're lazy or just in pain?"

I scratched the back of my head, "I jumped in the snow and dug Sanji out, I think I deserve a break after also lugging his ass up here."

"Yup, you're just lazy."

I grinned at Nami, "I have to stay in here to protect you!"

She stared at me blankly, "Go help the morons."

I stood only to drop down to the ground in shock, "W-what the hell?!"

"Nice try, Jamie…"

I reached into my pocket pulling out the riddle, "Oh… it's this thing!"

Nami held her hand out, "Let me hold on to it, I'll try to figure it out while you help them."

I nodded handing her the Riddle, I quickly ran biting my lip to ignore the pain in my feet which were currently only rapped in white bandages. I stepped outside, only to have to quickly duck from Wapol flying past me from Luffy's punch.

"That was close," I looked over towards Luffy, "You treated us badly last time we met!"

I grinned, "Yeah biotch! Revengeeee!"

Doctor K looked shocked at the whole scene, "What..?"

Luffy grinned, I could practically see the sparkles surrounding him from it, "This time I won't let you get away with it."

I grinned jumping next to him, completely forgetting about the lack of clothing protecting me from the cold, "You don't mess with the Straw Hats and get away with it, hoe!"

The two with Wapol glared at us, "How dare you hurt Wapol, king of the Drum Empire!"

Luffy grabbed his cheeks pulling them away from his face sticking his tongue out at the two, "A king? Who cares! You guy's suck!"

Doctor K looked over to us, Sanji came and stood near me, "You guys know him?"

"Of course, they're the annoying pirates who tried to stop us and ate my ship! I won't let them get away this time!"

It was silent before me and Luffy's jaws dropped, "WAIT?! HE'S A KING?!"

Sanji kicked Luffy upside the head, "YOU JUST RELAIZED THAT?!"

I rubbed the back of my head, almost feeling Luffy's pain, "I kind of ignored them talking and was in my own world."

Luffy nodded, "I was concentrating on how I'm gonna kick his ass!"

Sanji then stopped, his cigarette hanging loosely from his lips, "Hey aren't you guys cold?"

Luffy blinked, "It's cold!"

I giggled, "No duh, it's kind of snowing."

"It's cold!"

Sanji shook his head, "That's why I asked!"

Doctor K then added in, "It's -50 degrees out."

I raised my hand, and Doctor K raised a brow, "This isn't school, idiot."

I dropped it pouting, "I just wanted to ask if it's bad to not be wearing shoes right now.."

Everyone looked down at my feet, "YOU MORON, YOU ALREADY HAVE FROST BITE ON THEM, IT'S ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE!"

I grinned, "But that's okay because Chopper's our new doctor!"

"NO I'M NOT!"

I grinned down at the reindeer, "That's what you think."

He gulped hiding a bit behind the older doctor.

I looked over towards Wapol's body seeing the mouths of the two idiots with him moving, but I couldn't quite make out the words. I think the day I met these guys, I started developing a wall to block out their words.

"AHHHHH!"

I tilted my head to the side watching Wapol jump up screaming, "Draaamma queen, much?"

Luffy grabbed my hand grinning, "Let's go get a coat!"

I nodded running with him inside, "Why didn't you have a coat or shoes, Jamie?"

I scratched my head sweat dropping, "I kinda… forgot… I was distracting by Nami."

I skidded to a stop in front of an open closest, "Luffy! In here!"

I jumped in, yelping at the pain in my feet, ignoring it I grabbed some boots slipping them on quickly. Luffy flew into the room grabbing a jacket and throwing one at me, "Let's go get him!"

I grinned, "Yeah dude!"

We quickly skidded by Nami's room, her asking a question quickly, "What's going on?"

Luffy stretched his head back, "Nothing much! We're gonna go beat these guys up now!"

I heard her sigh, and I smiled, "Don't worry Nami, we'll get you're furry new boyfriend back to you soon!"

"SHUT UP JAMIE!"

I grinned, stopping in front of an ongoing fight. I watched Sanji lift his leg up, "LUFFY GRAB MY LEG!"

He stretched his hands out and grabbed on, "Like this?"

Sanji clamped his teeth down on the cigarette, "Don't let go.."

I gasped watching Chopper about to be bit by Wapol, my bat painful breaking away from my palm. Sanji quickly launched Luffy into the air with a kick, "RUBBER SHOT!"

Luffy launched into the air with a grin, "Yahoo!"

Chopper changed back into his small form and Wapol closed his teeth around the reindeer. His eyes widened, when Luffy shot into his stomach causing Chopper to be spit out.

Sanji took the cigarette out of his mouth with a smirk, "Not bad at all."

I grinned jumping onto Sanji's back, bat still in hand, "You're so awesome, Sanji!"

A heart replaced his visible eye, "Thank you Jamie-chwaaaan!"

Chopper and Luffy made their way back to us, "Thank you for helping me, you guys are strong."

Sanji glared at Luffy, "That's Nami-swan's jacket!"

Luffy looked down at the jacket, "I guess it is, it looked cooler in the closest."

I looked over towards Wapol, seeing steam leaving his body. I gulped and Sanji turned his head slightly to look at me on his back, "What's wrong, Jamie-chan?"

"Wapol is getting back up, and he's also looking quite angry."

Everyone turned to stare were Wapol currently was no standing, a snarl noise came from him, "I'LL SHOW THEM THE REAL POWER OF MY BAKU BAKU FRUIT!"

Luffy folded his arms, "We can still stand after getting a hit from me?"

Sanji snorted, "Must be strong."

I smirked, "Not strong enough to defeat us."

The idiots surrounding him jumped around, "Wapol!"

Wapol glared at us, jaw tightly clenched, "Chess, tell them my menu this morning."

"Yes sir! You had one fresh cannon ball, another fresh cannon, a cannon ball salad with gun powder, and you also ate a restaurant in the village."

Luffy adjusted his hat, "What a weird breakfast."

I shook my head, "I'd hate to see his bowel movements."

Sanji nodded, "Nothing weirder then that."

Wapol glared, "Now watch the power of my breakfast!"

I looked down at Chopper as he talked, "What's he gonna do?"

I looked back over at him, "Either way, he's annoying me. Let's make him cry. Everyone deserves a good cry now and then."

"THE THINGS I ATE THIS MORNING HAVE ALREADY DIGESTED AND BECAME PART OF MY BODY!"

I blinked, "Wait… so you're made of shit?"

Luffy snickered beside me, Sanji smirking, "I guess he is.

"BAKU BAKU SHOCK!"

I blinked, Luffy tilted his head, "What the..?"

"So… you're a doll house now?"

Luffy's jaw dropped, "THAT'S SO COOL!"

I blinked, "Luffy that is not cool. He's a doll house. Now, me? I'm cool."

Sanji tilted his head again, "You've been making a lot of comment s downin' Wapol this chapter."

I shrugged, "I'm in that kinda mood, yea know?"

He looked back towards Wapol, and I did as well. Now, back to him being a house.. Wapol's body formed into a house, as stated, with his head placed on top and stubby feet and legs.

"THIS IS THE REAL SECRET OF MY POWER!"

He quickly chomped down on the top idiots behind him, eating them quickly. "He's eating his crew!"

I frowned, "Even if they were idiots, that's a shitty way to go."

Sanji's, Chopper's, and Luffy's jaws dropped, "WHY IS HE EATING HIM!"

I jumped off Sanji's back resting my bat on my shoulder, watching Wapol blow smoke out of two cannon like objects on the side of the house body.

"Now, be prepared to see the ultimate result of combined bodies!"

I blinked, "Combined bodies?"

The door on the house opened slowly, glowing eyes peeked through the darkness of the house. I gulped, "I don't get scared often, but that's creepy."

I heard gasps from both my crewmates, and just blinked at what came out. It was the two idiots, but they didn't even look combined. It just looks as if the other idiot was sitting on the other idiot. Yes, I don't remember or care what their names are. I know what you're thinking, and yeah, I am that cool.

"CHESSMARIMO!"

Sanji glared at them, "YOU'RE JUST SITTING ON HIM!"

"That's so cool!"

I stared over at Luffy, "No. It's not."

Sanji grew shark teeth and glared at Luffy, "WHAT'S THE 'COOL PART' OF IT?!"

"You better not underestimate them."

Sanji and I both turned our heads towards Doctor K, "Yo, you're still here?"

She ignored me and continued, "The people of Drum wouldn't have just sat around if they were weak."

We looked back over to Wapol, in a line we glared at him. It went Chopper, Sanji, Me, then Luffy. We glared at us with his idiots across from us. He sneered, "The first rule of the Drum Empire is whoever goes against the king dies. I'm everything to this empire, because it belongs to me and so does this castle!"

He lifted his hand, that was formed in the shape of a cannon, "SO I WON'T ALLOW ANYONE TO PUT THAT STUPID FLAG ON TOP OF MY CASTLE FOR THAT STUPID FAKE DOCTOR! IT MAKES MY CASTLE LOOK WORTHLESS!"

With that a cannon ball was shot from his hand and hit the top of the castle blowing the very top up.

My eyes widened slightly, as the top of the castle that had the flag on it fell from the sky.

Luffy stared at it to, "The pirate flag!"

Sanji looked over at Chopper, smoking rising from his cigarette, "Hey reindeer, is that flag…"

He stopped, and everyone looked towards the Nami's furry boyfriend. He was glared at Wapol, "WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO THE DOCTOR'S FLAG?!?"

He quickly charged towards Wapol, changing to his larger from on the way, Wapol ignored him ordering the idiots to do something. Chopper growled jumping onto Wapol's house body, "DOCTOR EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT SAVING YOUR LIFE!"

Chopper brought his fist back, I shifted my foot slightly ready to charge even though the pain was increasing in my feet. His fist dropped, and I stared at him confused, "Chopper! Come on, kick his sorry ass!"

Chopped looked away, "I will not… hurt you. NOW GET OUT OF THIS COUNTRY!"

Doctor K quickly yelled towards Chopper, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU THINK HE'LL UNDERSTAND YOU?"

Wapol smirked, he brought his cannon hand up and quickly before anyone could move he shot Chopper sending him flying back. I gasped, "CHOPPER!"

I blinked looking towards the muttering Sanji. I followed his gaze towards the tip of the castle, I gasped, "LUFFY WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE!"

He held the flag in his hand and stuck it back into the roof that also somehow got back up there.

"HEY BABBLING MOUTH!"

"How dare you call, King Wapol that!"

I could feel Luffy's intense glare from here and shivered, I need to remember to stay on this guy's good side.

"YOU'RE A BUNCH OF FAKES! YOU BECOME PIRATES WITHOUT PREPARING TO RISK YOUR LIFE, YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE REAL MEANING OF THIS FLAG!"

"What did he just say?"

I looked over at Chopper, who was now blinking from the ground up at Luffy, "he…"

"The true meaning of that flag? That's so stupid! It's just a stupid decoration for pirates!"

He looked up at Luffy almost confused, "It's a worthless piece of crap!"

"This flag is not something you can just play with for fun!"

"YOU FOOL, WHY WOULD I, KING OF THIS EMPIRE, HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SOME DUMB FLAG!"

He lifted his cannon, "DIDN'T I TELL YOU THIS EMPIRE BELONGED TO ME?! AND YET YOU STILL INSIST ON PUTTING THAT FLAG UP THERE," a cannon shot from his hand, "I"LL KILL YOU AND THAT STUPID FLAG!"

Chopper cried from his spot on the ground, "GET OUT OF THE WAY!"

Sanji growled, "Damn! He's using the cannon again!"

Luffy stood still onto of the roof holding tightly to the pole, "This flag… IS A SYMBOL OF FAITH!"

I gasped, as a large explosion was now in the place of where Luffy once was. Sanji gasped, "He got hit!"

"LUFFY!"

LE GASP POOR LUFFY! D:

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