Tokyo Yakuza

Summary: Kagome is the Kumichou of the Kokushibyou yakuza & Sesshoumaru is the Kumichou of the Kuroninjou yakuza. Both gangs are mortal enemies, but what happens when unexpected events happen and sparks fly and one doesn't even know who the other REALLY is? SessKag

"Regular" Speech

'Italics' Thoughts

"Underline" Phone

A 2005 Silver Porsche Carrera came to a stop in front of a huge, modern, white, three-story house with a beautiful garden reaching from alongside the road to the front of the house, minus the turnaround driveway, with every type of flower being able to fit in the area imaginable. When the said Porsche parked in the said paved driveway and the driver slowly started to get out of the car revealing long shapely legs leading to the white mini skirt to the blue strapless bell sleeved shirt, revealing her shoulders; leading to the beautiful innocently shaped face with her daringly sapphire eyes and bright silver hair, glowing in the sunlight.

'Urgh… Here I go…A whole month with my dear cousin Miroku… A.k.a the biggest pervert in all of Tokyo and that says a lot. Well, he wouldn't even think about groping me… After all, that is incest and he knows that Souta will kill him for me… (Sigh) I have to rely on Souta when out in public with someone who doesn't know me completely because I can't give my secret away… That completely sucks, after all I am the eldest and it should be the other way around! I should be the one threatening people away from him… May as well just get this over as nicely as possible without blow my cover.' Kagome thought miserably as she made her way towards the white door and finally rung the door bell.

Miroku

"Hey you guys, try not to destroy my house or let my sweet cousin be infected by your ways. She is sweet and innocent and I plan to keep her that way, I don't need you mentioning that I am one of the leaders of the gang that is one of most deadly in the yakuza. She also doesn't need to know that we fight for our lives every now and then and have the possibility or being killed or critically injured. Got it? I want this to go well; after all I haven't made the best impression on her best friend at her family Christmas party last year when I accidentally lost control over my hand and groped her best friend Sango, I believe her name was, and she slapped me so hard that I fell in the punch bowl which splashed all over her attire and my dearest cousin's new white dress she had bought the day prior... And then when someone walking by slipped… They grabbed onto her dress, effectively damaging it more with a large rip starting from as far as her abdomen down, effectively embarrassing her in front of about the dozen people… I want to make it up to her now during this month… Are you guys even listening to me?" Miroku asked as he looked at Kouga and Inuyasha as they were trash talking to each other as they played some sort of a Madden Football game on Miroku's playstation.

"Give it up dog shit; you know you aren't going to win already!" Kouga shouted to Inuyasha as his quarter back threw the ball to his receiver.

"You guys! I'm talking here!" An ignored Miroku shouted as he tried to get their attention from the game.

"Shut the hell up you good for nothing flea bag!" Inuyasha shouted back as one of his players tackled Kouga's receiver, effectively stopping the pass. "Ha! Top that you baka ookami! You can't even through the ball right without me tackling your players!"

"Inuyasha, Kouga! Hey! Listen to me; did you even hear what I said about my cousin?" A still ignored Miroku asked as he tried to shout over both loud mouths voices.

"Grrr, lucky shot mutt face, but you won't be lucky anymore!" Kouga snarled as his player was about to make it to the touchdown zone when suddenly the engine of a car was heard as well as the sound of heels as some person rang the doorbell; effectively cutting Kouga's rant short.

"Hey Miroku, it has been so long! I haven't seen you for about a couple of months, which is not good, we should spend more time with each other! Anyways I'm glad I get to spend a whole month with you." A bell like female voice was heard throughout the house as Inuyasha and Kouga stop their ranting as they listened to the conversation happening in the next room.

"Hey Kags, I love you too and I just wanted to say that I'm sorry about what happened to your dress the last time. I am sorry that I got carried away and as a result, your dress ended up in shreds…" Kouga and Inuyasha looked towards each other. 'Dress…Shreds?'

"Don't worry about that, I had lots of fun! I don't care if others walked in and seen while it happened… The next time, we don't have as many people in the same place, especially if it happens again… And next time, try not to get Sango and I so wet especially when my dress is white…" This got their attention, what did they mean by 'wet and torn white dress'? Unless…

Jumping off of the couch before going to the doorway to see Miroku and a pretty girl in bright colors talking before Kouga kissed said pretty girl's hand before saying "Excuse me miss, but why hang out with that lecherous player over there when you can hang out with me? After all, it sounds as if Miroku gets carried away, I would never do anything like that without your consent first. Besides, I'm sure I'm much better than he is."

"Yeah right you mangy ookami, I saw her first and she'll be better off with me than you or that sukebe (pervert)!"

"…Kouga, Inuyasha… Kagome…is my cousin…" Miroku explained as he took in Kagome's disgusted and unbelieving expression as she looked at Kouga while he and Inuyasha had the decency to blush a rather deep crimson at their rather hastily assumptions.

"…If Miroku didn't warn me before hand about both of your rather nasty habit of assuming, I would have chucked you off to asylum and made sure to get you a nice, white padded room with the nice men in white coats to give you your daily medicine… How could you even think like that? That is incest for crying out loud!" Kagome yelled at both of them with her face flushed a deep red in contrast to her pale skin.

"…So…you aren't Miroku's lover?" Inuyasha asked the ever so smart question as he looked at everyone's faces.

"NO! What part of this does your small pea-sized brain not comprehend?! Miroku…is my COUSIN!!! NOT boyfriend!" Kagome yelled out as Inuyasha appeared to shrink with her raging fury.

"…If you are not his lover then…You get to be my woman!" Kouga shouted as he was about to hug her until Miroku stopped him, giving him that ever so famous 'do and die' look, not wanting to have his cousin being around more yakuza activity besides staying here at his house. Being one of the sub-leader's girlfriends would make her one of the prime candidates for a hostage.

Kagome now standing in a corner watching the commotion go on before feeling the vibrations from her phone answered it. "Hello?"

"Kagome, you need to come back to headquarters quickly, we have a new suspected target for assassination and it needs to be done a.s.a.p. Okay?"

"Sango, I just arrived here! Can't someone else do this?" Kagome whined as Sango tried to explain the severity of the situation.

"No, we cannot afford someone screwing up on this! This needs to be done and it needs to be done soon! So get your small asian butt over here and help us organize everything so you can do the job easily without trouble tonight." Sango explained, her voice showing her impatience as Kagome kept complaining.

"Fine, I'll be there as soon as I can so we can get all of the information done, okay?" Kagome finally giving in to Sango's rant, hung up her phone and then turned to Miroku who currently was massaging his temples trying to soothe his headache as Miroku and Inuyasha were arguing again.

"Shut up flea bag! I told you I saw her first so back off!" Inuyasha said, putting more effect into his words as he pushed Kouga.

"Oh yeah mutt face? Well I don't think that you are getting the point when I say she's my woman." Kouga stated, pushing Inuyasha back at every word increasing in volume.

"Why do I put up with this?" Miroku murmured to himself as Kagome came up to him and said "Hey Miroku, I'm sorry but something has come up and I need to go a.s.a.p. and I was wondering if you and your friends can put my stuff in my temporary room here. Can you do that? I already have the boxes out of the trunk and in the driveway. Okay, love ya, bye!" Kagome yelled over her shoulder as she ran to her car and sped away towards her mansion which happened to be only a 15 minute drive, weaving in and out of the traffic until she came upon her large four story estate and pulled into the driveway. Quickly getting out of the car she swiftly ran towards the door and tossed her keys to one of her group members who caught it and parked it into the car while she practically ran up her staircase into the meeting/office room where they held their conferences on their next decision or assassination.

Slamming the oak door open she yelled "I'm here! What is the problem now?"

The room's occupants which currently held her group of sub-leaders and advisers including Sango, Shippou, Kagura, Kanna, and Kohaku, all of which appeared to be a bit uneasy at the turn of events.

Taking her seat at the head of the table, she examined each of their faces as she thought of all of the possible events that could have happened. Quickly tiring of the awkward silence, she finally asked in her serious voice "What is wrong? Why does everyone seem so down?"

Kagura was the one to speak as she looked at the others, knowing that they weren't going to anytime soon, "It turns out the assassination that we had you do recently wasn't really the filth Naraku like everyone thought. It turns out that Naraku had a twin by the name of Onigumo and they acted as one person, nobody knew that there were two of them; therefore there is no record of Onigumo Yamamoto. Basically what we are trying to say is that you didn't kill Naraku but Onigumo and that it was always Onigumo that went out in public while Naraku was the mastermind behind everything and is still very much alive." Kagura spat his name out as if it was venom and you could obviously tell she had something against Naraku.

"…This is not good… Wait, Kanna? Can you use your mirror to show me Naraku?" Kanna then brought her mirror into open view and showed them merely a blank screen…

"Shimatta… Kanna's mirror doesn't even show him… We have a problem on our hands ladies…and Kohaku and Shippou…. does anyone have any ideas?" Looking around the room at everyone's blank faces she then thought out loud to herself "This is going to be a looong week…"

Sorry, I know it sucks and it is also short but please bear with me, summer starts in a month but until then I have exams, but dont worry, I shall still update soon. bye! and please review!