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-Withhh Nami!-

Nami sighed into her pillow when something small jumped onto the blanket; she sat up staring down at the small piece of paper. She blinked lifting it up, the last line was glowing and she smiled. "So stealing our self a doctor, meant Chopper."

She watched the riddle, lift into the air and spin quite fast and she blinked. "You know, you're pretty damn random. Why don't you be normal and do the same thing every time?"

Nami reached her hand up to her head, "My fever is going down."

Nami stood from the bed, "This is no time to be sleeping! I must go help them."

She walked around the room opening up a random door to be met with coats; with a grin she grabbed a random one putting it on along with a pair of random shoes. She turned and grabbed the still spinning riddle only to have it disappear.

"Stupid… THING!"

With a growl she left the room and mumbled about magical riddles and a match.

-With Ryan-

"This thing is different."

Usopp nodded with agreement.

"This has a pretty nice view."

I looked over at Vivi with a smile, "Yeah, it does."

Usopp looked a bit scared, "I think we have too many passengers. We should have left Dalton. He's injured."

Usopp looked down at the man peddling, "PEDDLE! MORE POWER!"

I blankly stared at him, "Would you like to peddle for him?"

Usopp sighed, "We're not getting there fast enough."

Zoro looked at him, "I'm sure everything's fine up there."

Vivi put her hand on Dalton's back, "Mr. Dalton don't strain yourself."

I heard Dalton yell something but couldn't help but grip the railing tighter, what if something did happen? What if Jamie was hurt?

Wapol is someone who should not be messed with, that's what we keep hearing. I felt something grip my shoulder and looked at Zoro, "She'll be fine."

"You're just saying that because you want me to give you permission to bang her."

Zoro's face paled, "I AM NOT!"

"What a liar."

He glared at me, "Will you stop with that!"

"Only if your reactions become un-amusing."

He glared become all the more evil, "You know, just because that shitty-cook is gone doesn't mean you have to take his place in pissing me off."

Ryan shrugged, "I'm simply keeping my mind off the safety of my sister, but you're obviously missing the cook aren't you. I knew you were gay. Are you thinking of using my sister as a cover?"

His jaw dropped, "I'm not using her!"

"But you are gay?"

"I'm going to kill you!"

Usopp walked in-between us, "Have you not been listening?"

We both just stared at him, "We're here."

We shrugged and followed everyone off the thing we just rode on; I have no idea what to call it. A doorway appeared with a staircase and Zoro and I took the liberty of leading the pack up it. Usopp holding onto the Zoro's hips as if he were a shield. I laughed and shook my head, "Moron."

Zoro growled with annoyance, "Quit tugging on me!"

Usopp ignored it, "It's alright. I'm right behind you."

I laughed harder, "Zoro likes that!"

Before he could say anything a screaming stopped us, I looked with shock as Luffy stood on the top of the castle. "LUFFY!"

Soon he was not on top of the castle but crash landed on top of us. "Zoro! Usopp! Ryan!"

Zoro was the first to pop out of the snow, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!"

I crawled my way towards Vivi before standing up, "Hey."

"So you guys climbed the mountain too? I thought Usopp said he couldn't climb!"

"Hahah! Don't be ridiculous, I'm the kind of man who says 'if there is a mountain, climb it'! I'm adventurous that way."

"Liar."

Vivi smiled, "We came up the rope way, Luffy!"

"Is everyone alright?"

Luffy grinned at her, "Nami and Sanji are doing great!"

I stepped forward, "what about Jamie?!"

Luffy scratched his head, "She randomly fell asleep! She said she was tired, I think Sanji has her."

I grabbed his coat roughly, "YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE IS?!"

I ran off as Dalton appeared and started talking to Luffy, Zoro following me. "Don't even make a comment."

I grinned, "I think that's enough for today."

Before Zoro could reply he tripped on something, that something groaning in response, "Go away.."

"Jamie?!"

She growled, "Ten more minutes…"

Zoro lifted her off the ground shaking her, "YOU IDIOT WAKE UP."

She lifted her eyes, "Zoro..?"

He rolled his eyes, "When did you fall asleep?"

She scratched her head, "I didn't… I was fighting Wapol then… I kind of… Yeah, I did fall asleep."

I glared at her, "YOU FELL ASLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF BATTLE?!"

She shrugged, "It happens."

I growled, "No. It does not happen."

Doctor Kureha appeared and Zoro glared at her well the villagers said some choice things. Zoro stepped in front of her, "you're that bitch from before!"

She lifted her fist and brought it down onto his head quickly, "Bring the injured inside."

I sat outside Jamie laying in the snow making snow angels, Usopp off in the distance and Zoro grumbling to himself. "Jamie, shouldn't you be inside with everyone else?"

She shrugged, "I'll have Chopper check me out on the ship. Just don't talk much, Dr. K will appear out of nowhere and talk me away."

"You make it sound like she's scary."

"Did you not see that woman?"

"I got a glance from behind, nice body."

"She's over a hundred years old."

"Ew."

Jamie nodded in agreement. She stood and became walking away and I followed, sitting down next to hear a good distance between Zoro and Usopp and us.

"What's wrong?"

I looked down at her surprised, "what?"

"I can tell you have something to discuss with me."

"You can?"

"Twins. Duh."

I laughed quietly, "Of course."

She waited quietly for me to start. "I saw her."

Jamie's body became stiff, "…..M-mom?"

I nodded, "Yes… mom."

"W-what h-happened?"

"I know why you were so scared that night… why you were so… terrified.."

"Her…fruit."

I nodded, "It was fucking terrifying. Not only that she… she told me what we have to do."

"What… what are you talking about?"

"Once we help Vivi and all of that is done, we have to leave."

"No! Ryan, we can't leave… we…"

I gulped, "I know Jamie, I know. But we have to. She threatened to kill them if we don't."

"Luffy won't allow it."

"We'll be doing it behind his back."

"I can't… I can't do that to these people. Ryan, they've become our family."

"Exactly why we have to protect them with our lives."

I saw Jamie nod and I continued, "Act like we never had this conversation, I don't want them knowing. It'll be better that way."

Jamie again nodded tears falling down her face, "O-okay."

I hugged her against my body, "shhh… it's okay."

After Jamie had calmed down we joined the others, only to listen to Luffy's constant yelling for the small reindeer, which only lead to Jamie joining in.

"REINDEER!"

"CHOPPPPPPER~!"

"REINDEER!"

"CHOPPER CHOPPER CHOPPPER!"

Zoro sighed, "He obviously does not want to come."

"But I want him too."

"That's what you want not him, Luffy!"

Jamie turned around to stare at Zoro, "But he has too! The riddle says so!"

I blinked, "I forgot about that thing."

Jamie turned around and grinned, "Chopper!"

"Reindeer, let's be pirates together!"

Chopper's head dropped, "I can't."

Jamie put a hand on her hip, "Too bad sweetie, not only are you Nami's boyfriend but Luffy wants you."

I shook my head, "Too much beastality."

"I mean I'm a reindeer! With antlers and hooves… and… and a blue nose! I want to be a pirate but I can't be the nakama of a human! I'm a monster! So.. I'm here to just say thanks… thank you for the invitations."

"SHUT UP! LET'S GO!"

With that Chopper's tears started flowing out.

-omnomnomnom-

Chopper had indeed agreed to come with us, but that currently wasn't the issue. Currently our new doctor was being chasing out of the castle where he was suppose to be saying good bye to Doctor Kureha by the witch herself.

"Oi! The rope is ready!"

"EVERYONE GET IN THE SLIEGH WE'RE GOING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN!"

With that I grabbed Jamie in one hand and the injured Sanji with the other jumping onto the sleigh while everyone else got on their own way. Before we all could ever blink it seemed like an hour jumped by and we were already flying (not really, Chopper was pulling us by sleigh) in the forest.

"YAHOOOO!"

Jamie giggled at our captain joining in his 'Yahooo's.

Something caught our attention at the castle and he stopped staring up at the sky with amazement, "Wow…"

Nami smiled, "The doctor's dream has come true."

Jamie nodded, Chopper's cries filling the silence.

I smiled as well, "It's like this was meant to be a Disney classic."

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