Facts About Max:

1. Max is a stuck up bitch.

2. Max is just stuck up.

3. She always claims she doesn't cry.

4. Same chapter, she cries.

5. She thinks she's just sooooo good.

6. When really, she's not.

7. Max deserves to suffer a horrible and painful death.

8. Prefferably, myself doing the killing.

9. I don't see why Fang likes her.

10. He should like someone else. Someone hot. Even Nudge. Or Angel. Or someone from his new gang. He should just run away with some hot chick, really.

11. Fang should king hit Max.

12. Fang should pimp slap Max.

13. Fang should curb stomp Max.

14. Actually, so should Dylan.

15. And so should I.

16. And you should consider it too.

17. She thinks shes a tough bitch, when really shes a weak useless fuckwit.

18. Book one: Max, you gotta save the world. Book 7. Oh, darn it, haven't gotten around to that yet. I'm too busy choosing over two guys who in real life would have choosen someone much better.

19. I have never read a book with a more annoying main character than Max. Except maybe Twilight, but that hardly counts as proper literature.

20. Why does everyone like her? Because you are blinded by how hot Fang is?

21. Seriously, re-read the books. You will learn to hate her and her stuckup fuckiness.

22. If you haven't realised by now, this entire fact page is about Max being a bitch. If you disagree, I don't care. Keep on reading.

23. She reckons that her life is hard because two guys are after her. And she has to save the world. ( Which she will never probably do.) HELLO? KIDS IN AFRICA STARVING! I don't care if the bitch was locked up in a dog cage for 10 years of her life. It ought to have taught her some disipline!

24. Honestly, why is she even the main character? I'm sure Angel would be a better substitution since she is the 'special one', even though I hate her too. All Max does in whine and mope since her hot boyfriend left her ( which he did rightly so) and then, oh look, another hot guy? Who is already in love with me? Well why don't I go off with him now that I'm magically cured of my depression? Fang! Dylan! Fang! Dylan! Go die in a hole, bitch.

25. After reading this I hope you see the truth. Don't get me wrong I like the books ( although after number three they became rather pointless and rushed. I mean, what the hell was going on in book 4? Fighting cimate change? Ya know, I'm all for doing that, but it has no signifigance whatsoever to the story. And six? It was all about her choosing Dylan or Fang! It sorta got back on track in book 7, at least they have an aim now... ) , but it's just Max. She irritates me to no end. Just sayin', ya know.

La'Chargra-gin-qua'toya out.