Pikachu looked up at the sky and sighed. It was pouring Growliths and Skittys, and he and Eevee had to take residence under one of the larger trees in the park for the day. On the bright side Eevee hadn't asked him any pointless-
Eevee plopped down in front of the yellow mouse her face an inch or two away from his. "Pikachu?"
It was nice while it lasted.
"Yes Eevee?"
"I was reading one of the human papers yesterday, and one of the lines caught my eye." Eevee paused for emphasis.
Pikachu sat there and a stray drop of rain fell square on the center of his head, expression unchanged.
"And the question was 'How do we measure intelligence?' and I thought I knew how to answer that but the more I though about it the more I wondered just what intelligence was."
Pikachu sat there for a minute before he responded, "So what's your question?"
"What is intelligence, duh," Eevee replied.
Pikachu sighed, he wasn't going to get any sleep anyway, "Intelligence is our ability to think on our toes, and react quickly."
"But what about slowbro. He's slow but he is defiantly smart," Eevee retorted.
'Great one of these kind of questions,' Pikachu thought to himself. "Then it is how you solve problems, if you can do it quick and with the least energy spent then you are smart."
"But what about those human thinkers, their slow and they take up a lot of resources."
Pikachu stood up, "Then it is our ability to use logic to comprehend and assess a situation," 'Got you this time!' Pikachu thought, warming up to the challenge.
"But what about someone who can only do one thing and does that thing really well?'
"Then he is still using logic."
"But what about someone who can't do the things he can do but they an do their own thing very well, which is more intelligent?"
Pikachu paused for a moment, and then replied once more, "Then intelligence is something that has no defined rules, since the chemistry in the brain is shaped differently for each person it is abstract and impossible to measure."
Eevee's mouth hung open for a moment, then closed, then opened again, then she shouted, "That's cheating!"
"Is not I'm just more intelligent than you in this area of thought."
Eevee just let out a small huff, and stomped of to the other side of the tree.
Pikachu sat back down, smiling, knowing that Eevee wouldn't disturb his naps for a while.
Hello fellow readers, sorry that I have not been able to put a maasage in the last two chapters, but I had to get them up fast. why did I have to get them up fast, well that is because I have decided that this summer I wanted to try to write at least on fanfic chapter a day, and for now these are what I can do. If you have a question that you want Eevee to ask Pikachu, send in a review, and thanks for your support.