The Stupidest Things That TunderClan Has Ever Done!

Wild Parites!

A/N Wow! Chapter 3! This is the farthest I've gotten in any of my fanfics! No one gave me an idea, but luckily I thought of one! ENJOY OR ELSE!

Disclaimer la de da de da me no own, you no sue!

"Bluestar," Spottedleaf meowed as she walked up to her leader. "Bluestar, I think you need to go to Moonstone."

"Why should I?" Bluestar snapped. Yep, she was in a bad mood.

"Because," Spottedleaf said calmly. "I had a dream that I think was a prophecy. I say Moonstone with colorful stuff around, and I think you should go ask StarClan what it is."

Bluestar moaned, but nodded.

Since Bluestar was in a bad mood, she traveled to Moonstone alone, refusing help from anyone who asked. When she arrived at Moonstone, she was in an even worse mood because she had been chased by dogs, and had run into a thrown bush.

"This better be good!" She mumbled as she lay down, and went to sleep.

Bluestar opened her eyes and gasped. The StarClan cats were all around her, dancing and cheering and throwing colorful stuff (Yep, you guessed it. Confetti) and wearing party cats. "StarClan! What's happened to you?" She shouted. Everyone froze and looked at her.

"Bluestar," Redtail meowed, running up. "It's not what it looks like, I swear!"

Bluestar stepped backwards. "Let's hope…" She whispered.

Bluestar woke with a jump. Yeah! It was only a dream! She decided that was enough talk with StarClan and headed for home. Only to find more surprises.

Bluestar entered her camp and made for her bed. Only to stop half way. She was hearing strange sounds from the elders den, and decided to check it out. She approached slowly and peaked inside.

The whole clan was there, squished tougher and waving there arms in the air. "Oh my…" Bluestar whispered, then ran for it.

She sprinted across the ShadowClan border. "I'M THE ONLY SANE CAT LEFT IN MY CLAN!" She shouted as she ran into ShadowClan territory. "HELP ME BLACKSTAR, PLEASE!" She stopped in her tracks. She was hearing strange sounds from ShadowClan's camp. ShadowClan must be in trouble! Bluestar ran to their rescue.

In ShadowClan camp, there was a large boom box. Blackstar sat on the top of it wearing head phones and spinning around to large circles. (He's a DJ!). The rest of the Clan members were cheering, and smacking there hips tougher to the music. "Oh StarClan…" Bluestar murmured, and ran off.

RiverClan! Surely RiverClan was still sane! Maybe she wasn't the only one left! Maybe RiverClan would let her stay with them until her clan members went back to normal. But her hopes were crushed as she saw the RiverClan cats waving their paws in the air and shaking their bootys to the music.

Bluestar ran to fourtrees. What should she do? Was she the only sane person left? WHAT SHOULD SHE DO!

Bluestar! Do the Chicken Dance!

Bluestar looked up. "Who are you? And why should I?"

The author. And because I told you to, and MY WORD GOES!

"Why are you making me do this?" Bluestar shouted.

Because, I have writers block.

"Oh, okay then." So Bluestar danced.

Yep, dancing.

Still dancing.

GOT IT!

"WINDCLAN!" Bluestar shouted. "Surely they're still sane! Thank you, author person! (You're welcome Bluestar!) So Bluestar ran into WindClan camp, only to find them too partying.

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ALL?" Bluestar shouted. "IS EVERYONE NUTS? AM I THE ONLY SANE CAT LEFT?"

"Bluestar," Tallstar meowed happily, as if nothing unusual had happened. "Glad you could come, here's a party hat!" Tallstar placed a purple and red party hat on Bluestar's head.

"Tallstar," Bluestar asked calmly, starring at nothing. "Why, oh StarClan, why is everyone partying?"

Tallstar meowed happily, "Because it's my birthday!"

"It is? I thought it was a moon away…"

"Nope! It's today! All the Clans are celebrating, I feel so special!" Tallstar replied cheerfully. "You came just in time for the Birthday cake! C'mon!" He meowed, and walked off. Bluestar shrugged and followed. Heck, what fun was being the only sane cat left? It was much funnier being insane. Plus, you get more Birthday cake! Yep, there you go! A nice happy ending! (Or at least, let's hope!)

A/N Like it? Not my best, but what the heck, it was fun to write. Thank you to everyone who's been reviewing, I feel oh so very special thanks to you! Once again, I need ideas for the next chapter so please help me! TA TA FOR NOW PEOPLE!