Favorite Music
Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors or the songs so leave me alone!
A/N HA HA HA I'VE TOTALLY LOST IT! Which, in your case is good. I HAD PIZZA! But not just any pizza, STUFFED CRUST PIZZA! CHEEZE! HYPER! YEAH! Special thanks to my best friend, editor, or Tigerstripe for the songs. LOVE YA TIGY! HA
One day, Fireheart and Graystripe, were asking kitty cats what their favorite songs were for, I don't know use your imagination! Anyway, they went up to Bluestar and asked, "Bluestar, what's your favorite song?"
"Safari of course!" Bluestar replied happily.
"Why?" Fireheart asked.
"I like the tone! It goes like this!" Bluestar said, then began to sing.
"We are going on a safari
See the lions from my ferrari
Hope we do not get the malari
It's safari time!"
Fireheart and Graystripe ran to Sunningrocks while they still could. "That was close!" Graystripe panted.
"Yeah, I think I'd have gone insane if I had to hear more of BLuestar's singing."
"GRAYSTRIPE!"
"DARKSTRIPE!" Graystripe shouted, and ran to his friend.
"Hey Darkstripe," Graystripe asked while giving Darkstripe a big hug. "What's your favorite song?"
"I Wanna Hold Your Hand." Darkstripe said, letting go of Graystripe.
"Why?" Graystripe asked.
"Because you sung it to me!" Darkstripe meowed.
"Oh, Darkstripe!" Graystripe meowed, and gave Darkstripe another hug.
Meanwhile, Silverstream was patrolling the ThunderClan border and saw the two love birds. (A/N Did that sound wrong?)
"Oh, hey Silverstream!" Fireheart said, running up to her happy to find another sane cat. "Can you tell me, what's your favorite song?"
"Total Annihilation." Silverstream hissed, glaring at the hugging Graystripe and Darkstripe.
"I've never heard that song, how does it go?" Fireheart asked.
"DIE DIE DIE! KILL KILL KILL! DIE DIE DIE! KILL KILL KILL! DIE DIE DIE! KILL KILL KILL!" She shouted, then leaped at Graystripe.
"AHHHHHH!" Graystripe shouted, and ran into the RiverClan camp. (A/N How'd he get there so fast? He teleported, that's how.)
"HI LEOPARDSTAR!" Graystripe shouted as he leaped in front of her and nearly scared the leader to death.
"Graystripe, what are you doing here?" She asked.
"Hiding from Silverstream, but that's not the point, what's RiverClan's favorite song?"
"That's easy." Leopardstar began, "It's..." She took a deep breath, then began to sing.
Under
the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's
wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out
in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to
floatin'
Under the sea
"Why?"
"Because we swim of course!" Leopardstar said.
"But that still doesn't make any sense…"
"Graystripe! There you are!" Fireheart said. "C'mon, we gotta go ask ShadowClan!"
"Bye!" Leopardstar waved as they left.
Graystripe waved back as Fireheart dragged him away.
Waved some more
Still waving
I'm tried
Now for the decision
Chocolate or Vanilla
Chocolates better
Oh, sorry, about Graystripe, he's still waving.
Okay he stopped now
Sigh, guess I gotta get back to the story,
Aw well, here you go!
"Blackstar! Blackstar!" Fireheart called.
"Yes."
"We wanted to ask, what's ShadowClan's favorite song?"
"That's a simple question, I'll sing it to you!" Blackstar said happily.
"I'm a Barbie girl,
in a Barbie world,
It's so fantastic,
Everthing is,
Made of plastic!"
"And-And why is that your favorite song?" Fireheart stuttered.
"It makes me feel pretty!" Blackstar said in a very girlie voice.
"You can brush my hair,
Or take me any where,"
Fireheart and Graystripe chose this moment to make a run for it.
"That-that-was…was..close…" Graystripe stuttered once Fireheart and him had entered the cavern where the moon stone was. I forgot the name of it and I'm to lazy to go look! So deal with it.
"Yeah, yeah, hey, while we're here, why don't we ask StarClan what their favorite song is?"
"Yeah good idea!" Graystripe meowed excitedly. "Oh StarClan, what is your favorite song?" Graystripe asked.
"Graystripe, that's not how you do it-" Suddenly, words spiraled down into the place which name I forgot, and voices began to sing
Twinkle,
twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the
world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle,
little star,
How I wonder what you are!
"THANK YOU!" Graystripe shouted. Fireheart stared dumbstruck at the words. "C'mon Fireheart, you can't just sit there, we've still got to ask WindClan!"
"Right…" Fireheart said weakly, but followed Graystripe to WindClan camp.
"Hi Fireheart, Graystripe, how can I help you?" Tallstar asked. (A/N They teleported again okay? Don't like it, to bad!)
"We were wondering what WindClan's favorite song is!" Graystripe asked.
"Yeah, we're asking everyone!" Fireheart added.
"Well, Windclan's favorite song is,"
DORA!
BOOTS!
Come On Dora!
D D D Dora (Alright!)
D
D D Dora (giggle)
D D D Dora
D D D Dora (Let's
Go)
Dora Dora Dora the Explorer
DORA
Boots is super
cool
Explore with Dora (We need your help)
Grab your
backpack
Lets Go!
Jump In!
Vamonos!
You can lead the
Way
HEY! HEY!
D D D Dora
D D D Dora
D D D Dora
D D D Dora
Fireheart and Graystripe ran as fast as very little miget legs would take them, not wanting to hear anymore of the horrible Dora's theme song.
"I'm glad to be home!" Fireheart said.
"Me too! Away from all the crazy cats and very songs!"
"Many nice surprises
Are waiting in the jungle
Girlie oh Girlie
We're going on safari
I'll show you the goatees
The chickens and the monkeys
So if you don't wanna come
I will go there any way"
Bluestar sung, walking past the cats.
"AHHH!" They screamed, and ran to the medicine cat's den were they found SPOTTEDLEAF AND CLAWFACE! They where sitting tougher with a radio listening to a classic song by Bach.
"Bat" Spottedleaf was saying.
"Bach" Clawface corrected.
"Batch!"
"Bach"
"What are you two doing?" FIreheart asked.
"Oh, hello you two." Spottedleaf said calmly. "Clawface was showing me his favorite song, it's by Bacs!"
"Bach!"
"Bah?"
"BACH!"
"We'll leave you two alone," Fireheart said. "C'mon Graystripe, let's get some rest."
"ROAR!" Clawface shouted.
A/N And that's the real reason Spottedleaf died! She couldn't pronounce the name right, so Clawface killed her! It didn't turn out as well as I wanted it to, but it's alright. PLEASE REVIEW IT YOU WANT ME TO CONTINUE!
