Scary Stories

A/N Nothing to say, oh wait, this one is for a kid in my English class and all his stupidity -

ENJOY OR ELSE! -

"Attention Clan!" Bluestar shouted because the author was to lazy to do the official calling. "Today is the day all She-cats go to Riverclan and all toms to Shadowclan! So get your lazy buts over there right now!"

"Yes ma'm!" Everyone shouted because they didn't want to feel the wrath of Bluestar.

LA DA DA EVERY TOM WENT TO SHADOWCLAW LA DA DA

"Hey everyone!" Tigerclaw shouted, "Let's tell scary stories all night long!"

"Okay," Graystripe meowed happily, "I'll go first, one time, BLACKSTAR SANG BARBIE GIRL TO ME!"

Everyone gasped and turned to Blackstar. Blackstar blushed and said, "It makes me feel pretty!"

"Well, everyone deserved to feel pretty!" Littlecloud said, and everyone nodded in agreement.

"Me next!" Cloudpaw shouted. "One time, I was trapped inside a twoleg house with a dog! And we played checkers all night long."

"What is checkers?" Someone asked.

"I have no freakin' clue!" Cloudpaw shouted.

"MY TURN!" Whitestorm shouted. "Once, when I was an apprentice, I found an abounded Ice Cream truck! So I stole it and rode around selling Ice Cream!"

"Can you give us Ice Cream too?" Graystripe asked.

"No,"

"And why not?" Cloudpaw asked.

"Because Tigerclaw stole it from me!"

"That was so mean of him!" Blackstar said.

"Hey, Tigerclaw, give your worst rival some Ice Cream!" Fireheart called.

"I can't!" The kitty cat said. "BECAUSE I ATE THE ICE CREAM TRUCK! MWAWAWAWAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!" Suddenly, a large rock fell from the sky and hit Tigerclaw on the head. "WHO DID THAT?" The sugar-high tom shouted.

"Hurry Hannah," The author said, "he's on to us!"

"Retreat!" The editor, Hannah said.

"Okay, that was creepy…" Fireheart said.

So they continued the night with scary stories and the actionable rock being dropped on Tigerclaw's head. Whitestorm told how he had high jacked a UPS truck. Darkstripe told about how Graystripe had sung to him. And Smallear told a story so scary that no one got any sleep.

"Fireheart?" Graystripe murmured.

"Yes, Graystripe?" Fireheart asked.

"Do she-cats really come during the night and make you pretty?"

"I don't know!"

"Maybe one of use should stand guard?" Darkstripe suggested.

"I'll do it!" Cloudpaw announced, and walked to the entrance of Shadowclan camp.

The next day everyone had woke up and saw that Cloudpaw was….well, lets just say, Cloudpaw was pretty.

"They made me pretty!" Cloudpaw sobbed. Make up ran down his face.

"Ha ha look at you!" Everyone laughed. Then, there was a bright flash of light and all the toms BECAME PRETTY! "AH!" They all screamed and ran to the she-cats.

"What do you want from us?" Longtail cried.

"Oh nothing, just complete control of the forest!" Bluestar meowed.

"You can have!" And the males shouted, and so girls ruled the world-I mean, SHE-CATS RULED THE FOREST! MWAHAHAHHAHA!

Then, the decided to give toms back equal rights because they're so nice. And Tallstar and Blackstar became leaders again, why Leopardstar and Bluestar just laughed at everyone because they were already leaders. Then, cookies fell from the sky and everyone cheered.

Then, the editor and author came down with pitchforks and torches, screaming "KILL SQUIRRELFLIGHT! KILL SQUIREELFLIGHT!"

"Who's Squirrelflight?" Sandstorm asked.

"Whoops, Squirrelflight isn't born yet, TO THE FUTURE!" The author shouted, and they were gone.

A/N Be nice boys, because if your not girls will come and make you pretty! Don't take is personally if you're a boy. Oh shoot, the freaks in white coats with an over large needle are coming again, gotta go hide, BYE! Dives under the bed and waves.