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J.L.: Time to get started on chapter three. See, I work on them through-out the week, editing and revising and such. So, I have decided to mix some comedy in this chapter not involving Jill and Chris directly. Obviously, since this is a Jill POV fanfic, she'll be the one seeing the...comedy. Also, I'm working on this right off getting chapter 2 finished, so I have no idea what the reviews are at this moment. I'm kind of use to this, seeing as my earlier fanfics were usually created and then uploaded in groups of chapters. I'm trying to pace myself this time.
Six thirty the next day
"Boys in the girls room. Girls in the men's room. You free your mind and your androgny. Boys in the parlor, They're getting harder. I'll free your mind and your androgny!" I sang out in the shower to the music playing off the radio. So, I have my two days off, and instead of going clubbing or shopping, I'm stuck on a date with Chris. No biggie, I'll just get dressed up to look good and keep my eyes out for other guys. Make the most of this. Hopefully, by the end of the night, I'll have several numbers to dial for tomorrow. Turning the shower off and stepping out, I looked into the mirror. Twenty three, single, full time job as a S.T.A.R.S. member and completely ready to roll. Who can resist, I've got a well toned body after all. I flexed my arms a little and checked out my butt in the mirror. There was a knock at the door and I snapped out of my self appreciation, wrapped a towel around me and walked to the door to answer it. Chris stepped inside and shut the door as I walked back towards my bedroom to change.
"Stop right there Ms. Valentine." I heard Chris whisper into my ear from behind as he wrapped his arms around me, pulling me into a hug from behind.
"What?" I asked exasperated. He chuckled a bit.
"Let me enjoy your cleavage view for a bit." He mumbled, looking straight down over my neck to my barely covered chest. I grunted and threw my shoulders back into his chest, knocking him back off me.
"Mr. Redfield, just because I have to date you does not mean my body is yours to see." I retorted entering my bedroom.
"Yeah yeah. I'm taking you to a gay bar anyways." I heard him call out, his footsteps heading for my apartment's kitchen.
"You really don't want me to have a sex life involving straight guys do you?" I teased and I heard him chuckle.
"No, I was thinking that I could pick a few guys up for myself." Chris jested and I snorted out laughing as I clasped my bra.
"Christopher Redfield is gay? There's a shocker." I replied and smiled. We both know otherwise. With as much flirting and high tension built up between us, yeah, he's not gay. Buttoning my jeans and tugging on my tight white teeshirt that showed my belly off a bit, I grabbed a hair tie and tied my hair back before heading back out towards the kitchen to grab a cup of coffee that Chris had undoubtably brewed.
"So, do I at least have the chance of getting laid tonight?" Chris asked, stirring the sugar and cream in his coffee.
"I don't think you look butch enough for lesbians. Are we seriously heading for a gay bar?" I asked, dropping an ice cube into my own coffee.
"Yeah, Wesker said there was lead in the Estacy case hiding out in the Bird Cage, which means that you'll have to hide your chest unless you want us going solo and getting hit on." Chris explained as he sat down at the kitchen table.
"Even when I'm suspended I still have to work a stake out. Figures. We are getting paid for this right?" I asked and Chris nodded. I sighed and leaned back on my counter. "How am I going to hide these?" I asked and he chuckled.
"At least you'll be in disguise. If Claire gets wind that I was hanging out at the Bird Cage, she'll never let it go." He said, throwing me a roll of linen wrap. Sure, wrap my chest up, it's not like I won't suffocate.
"At least she won't fret on me and you getting together anymore." I smirked. His chuckling shifted to straight laughter.
"Yeah, you know, she's still telling me how much of a stuck up bitch you are." He said. Good ole Claire. She thought that I was Chris's girlfriend when I first met her, then when me and Chris got into a huge fight, she sucked to Chris's side and decided that she didn't like me. Glancing over to the clock, I straightened up and walked into the bathroom, removing my shirt and wrap my chest up.
"Ah shittastic, Chris, I need help. I can't get this all the way around me." I stated and Chris ran right into the bathroom, smirking. He walked over, grabbed the linen roll out of my hands and proceeded to wrap my chest up, noticably grazing his hand across my chest. I rolled my eyes.
"What? I'm just securing the fact I'm straight." He said, finishing up. I turned around and placed my hands on my hips. He stood straight up and smirked wider. He then grabbed my waist and pinned me between the bathroom sink and himself, lowering his lips back to my neck. Not...this again...jeez...he's knows the weak spot now...I moaned a bit, the control over my legs dropping out and falling right back into his embrace.
"By seducing a woman dressed as a man?" I managed to respond. He stopped sucking my neck and started laughing hard. I fell on the floor from lack of support, hitting my ass hard. I grunted and being brought back to reality, glared at him.
"Come on, We have a job to do." Chris said, offering his hand to help me up. I defiantly stood up by myself and dusted my butt off before tucking my bra straps into the wraps and placing the now slightly baggy white shirt on. As we headed for the door, I grabbed my suit coat, throwing it on, and joined Chris in his dodge neon.
Seven twenty-five
We arrived at the Bird Cage, Raccoon City's biggest gay bar and local hotspot for the college crowd. I made sure my hair was pulled back off my face with half of it loose, giving myself the reporter look.
"Are you ready Justin?" I asked, using the selected cover names. I heard a drawn out sigh. I reached over and unbuttoned the top three buttons to his shirt.
"Yes Will." He answered and we left the car, entering the bar where music was blaring, people were dancing and drinking and the place was utterly alive. I allowed my mouth to hang slack at the grandness of the place, the culture, the activity, everything. Chris snaked his arm around my waist and held me close to him.
"I don't want some strange looking fellow coming over and taking off with you." He spoke only to me. I smirked and chuckled, wrapping my own arm around his waist.
"Fine, but I'm the butch in this relationship." I joked and lead him towards the bar, one of the best places for gossip. We grabbed two stools next to each other.
"What will it be?" The bartender asked in a Puerto Rican accent.
"Two martinis on the rocks, shaken." I ordered. Glancing over I saw that Chris was engaged in a conversation with some woman. A woman with an adams apple...note taken. I glanced over to the dance floor and saw a familiar person out in the crowd of dancers. I grabbed Chris's hand just as he had taken a chug of his martini and pulled him out to the dance floor.
"J-Will! I was kinda busy!" Chris whinned and I placed my back against him and started dancing against his body, with him slowly dancing in return.
"You were getting friendly with that transvestite there Romeo. Besides, I think I just saw something interesting." I spoke and I could feel a chill shoot through his body. The song "Let's Dance" was pumping out loudly into the crowd of bodies, and then I caught another glance, my jaw dropping with me moving my hand to quickly recover it. I took my arm and wrapped it around Chris's neck and pulled his face down towards my shoulder to bury it in the crook of my neck.
"Hey now, we can save that for-" He started.
"No you idiot, I'm keeping you from seeing a certain two jokers making out." I responded and He jerked his head up slightly. Sure enough, he saw what I had seen. I pushed his head back into the crook of my neck.
"That was-" He studdered.
"Yes." I answered.
"And he was-" He tried.
"Yes they were." I responded to only hear a muffled whimper emerge from Chris. I looked back over to where Joseph and Forest were, wrapped up in each others arms, bumping and grinding and further more locking lips in a most passionate way. Smiling at this I turned my head to where Chris's now was buried into my neck.
"Please tell me they haven't recognized me..." He whimpered out.
"No, they're much too busy to notice anything but each other's boners digging into their legs." I said, and Chris whimpered more. "Oh cut it out you big baby, I'm sure you've had a boner before...jeez." I mused and he glanced up. That's when I noticed his eye were dialated. What the?!
"I feel kinda hot right now." Chris said, and I drew back a little. I think I just found the lead on the estacy, but from when did he take it and where?! Wait, think Jilly, what do you need to do? Get Chris to water and keep him hydrated. I glanced around the crowd and noticed that quite a few people were acting like Chris. Several of them were holding onto martini glasses. Stop stalling and get Chris to water you idiot! Wait, the bathrooms in here are fully decked out! Private baths and all! There you go Jilly, now get to it!
"Come on, you have to come with me and see the baths hun, they're to die for!" I stated, keeping my cover as William Seras. Chris glanced up and me, smiling with his eyes glazed over.
"Yeah...the baths...let's do that." He agreed. This estacy works wonders. I removed myself from him and grabbed his hand leading him into the mens room with the baths. As soon as we entered, my eyebrows perked up at the many men rubbing and touching each other in plain site. It's the E, and they're gay to begin with. Alright Jilly, get a private bath so no one can see that you really are a woman. I grinned at them and lead Chris towards the closest one, pulling him inside the step down tub and shutting the privacy door, locking it. Chris sat down in the water and slipped under the surface, causeing me to be alarmed and pull him back out of the waist deep water. Jeez this club must have expensive insurance. I held Chris up and he pulled at his shirt. It was clinging tightly to his well toned chest, and had he not been high, I probably would have enjoyed the sight.
"You have to focas your attention on me okay, stay with me." I instructed and he gazed right at me, smirking, then turned his head straight to the strobe lights that suddenly started flickering on and off in the men's room. Shit. I grabbed his chin and faced it towards my face, the warm water dripping from my fingers and making it hard to keep a good grip.
"The lights are so magical, I wanna dance with them, let me dance Jilly." Chris begged, he eyes darting side to side with each beat. Damnit, this isn't going well! Alright, let's focas on keeping him planted right here according to what appeals to...that's it, I just might have to deal with the reprecussions later, but if I can keep him alert here with me right now, then we'll get him through this...I'd hate to fill out the paperwork and do the piss test on this...
"Chris, there's something better than light..." I crooned, adjusting my eyes sensually. He grinned like a dope and fixed his eyes on mine. Good, do it Jilly! I pressed my lips right on his, moving in close to him to keep a grip on him to keep his head above water. He surprised me by slipping his tongue in my mouth and wrapping himself around me. I'm never going to hear the end of this if he remembers this. I hope not. He started moaning loudly, and I couldn't help but grin as I kept my eyes closed. Not that this isn't that bad. I'm just saying, we're co-workers, and interoffice dating is a bad idea.
"I like you Jilly, you're so soft...soft breasts and butt." Chris muttered through the kiss. I snorted out laughing a bit, ending the kiss by backing up. He slipped through my arms and back down under the water. I gasped and pulled him back above water. He spit out water and was choking a bit. Pushing his hair back out of his face, I pulled his attention back to me.
"You okay?" I asked.
"I don't feel so good." He mumbled. Great, now for the downfall. The strobe lights cut out and the normal light returned. I spotted a place for Chris to sit on in the tub, and placed him on it. Alright, now to see if I can get him out of here. He's going to be heavy, but I think I can manage if I can get help getting him out of this tub.
"I need you to do something for me okay? I need you to keep your head up above this water. Can you do that for me?" I asked. Chris lolled his head around towards me.
"I...I'll try." He mumbled. I sighed and nodded, releasing my grip on him and sloshing towards the locked door. Unlocking it, I opened the door to find two guys with their ear pressed against the door.
"That's a wee bit rude." I spoke in my manliest voice. The guys smirked, but stopped when they noticed my facial expression of worry.
"Ai, wha's wrong man?" The closest one spoke and I jerked my head back to Chris.
"My partner has apparently discovered the best way to OD on the E." I answered and the other sighed.
"He had a martini on the rocks didn't he?" He asked. I nodded.
"The Club owner doesn't even know about it, but his son's been slipping the E into the ice cubes and selling the martini's at a high price, calling the cubes gourmet ice." The other explained. There's my lead. I bit my lip.
"He should be all right, I just need help getting him out, I'm not exactly as strong as I was." I offered. The guys smiled and jumped down into the tub, lifting Chris up and out of the tub, handing him over to me.
"You should be glad he didn't die on that one. The owners of Euracy's made the mistake of the martini's and both ODed. That kid just took them and dumped the bodies by Euracy's and pinned the blame on that club. I heard it got raided a while back, so the kid thinks he's off the hook." One offered.
"Amazing on what people can get away with. Thanks guys." I spoke and carried Chris back to the dodge neon to drive him back to my house. He's going to have to stay over so I can make sure he doesn't end up dying. I'll just call up the office and file a report when I get there.
J.L.: Alright, it's 4-4-07 now, and I just finished this one on my lunch break. Anyways, I came up with a great idea for a sequel (yes, sequel, but it'll be after Raccoon.). I figured that I would post this up seeing as the spring holiday is coming up and I plan on being busy. Also, I'm not setting an exact day to update, as with my job (I'm a lead worker in charge of 25 people) demands awkward times. Anyways, let me know what you think while I go off and play some WoW.