Poke Chara
Khy: I'm soooo sorry that it's been so long since we updated. We've both been so busy with school, and swim and volleyball that we kind of forgot about fanfiction. I still need to catch up on a few of my favorites. The sad thing is we've had this episode done since December. We wrote this the same day as the second one, or around the same time.
Sonii: Can you stop blabbering; our viewers could careless how long we've had this done. They're probably just happy you updated. Now how about we get this show started huh?
Khy: yeah I guess you're right. This is a very entertaining episode. Hope you enjoy.
Gold: Khy and Sonii don't own PokeSpe or Shugo Chara
Sonii: But I own Gold! He's mine forever
Khy: -_-
Episode 2: Crazy Fangirls
Soni- Hello, and welcome to another Episode of Poke Chara
Khy- *bouncing on seat like crazy fangirl*
Soni- What is it now?
Khy- They're here * continues to stare at snack table*
Soni- Whose here? *follows Khy's stare and fangirl screams* OMG they're so much hotter in person!
Khy- IKR! EEEEEP *springs off talkshow couch and glomps Ikuto*
Soni- Khy get off of him. You can't attack the guests, * ironically, she's holding onto Green for dear life without any signs of letting go* (Kukai and Red just glance at each other, shrug, and sit down)
Khy- OMG, I can't believe you actually came. Sonii, can you believe we have four of, THE hotest guys on our show today?
Soni- No, I can't believe it. Somebody pinch me. *Green pinches Soni* AHHHH! Even their pinches are sexy
Green: Can you Get OFF?
Khy- Okay, we have to focus if we're going to become professionals at this. Okay, first question. Ikuto, what's it like being a God?
Soni- WTF Kind of question is that?
Ikuto: What? I'm not a God. The girls just treat me that way. I'm actually a pretty normal guy. I mean, I go to school, I do homework. I have a girlfriend…
Khy- WHO THE HELL ARE YOU DATING? THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. I WILL NOT ALLOW IT! WHO IS SHE?
Soni- Can you not go excessive fangirl at this moment?
Khy- Look who's talkin
Ikuto: Umm… Amu. I mean it's pretty obvious that we're dating. I mean I take her to Amusement parks. I buy her pastries. I save her life for crying out loud and what does she do to repay me. She shows up late when I'm leaving, she doesn't text me back and she never even kissed me once!
Soni- Wow, sounds like you two have some relationship problems. *turns to Kukai with a death glare* Speaking of relationships. You broke up with Utau right?
Kukai: Uhh…no…I didn't know I was supposed to. I like her why would I break up with her
Soni- Umm. Hello, because…never mind
Kukai: I'm still dating Utau, speaking of which, can I call her. She has a concert in five minutes and I want to which her good luck
Soni- NO, HOW DARE YOU TRY ASK TO CALL THAT B-
Khy- * covers Sonii's mouth* Yes, Kukai you can call her. Put it on speaker. I want to talk to her too.
Soni- He can call HER after the show
Khy- hush…
Kukai: Okay. One sec. What was her number again. Oh yeah. okay got it
*Ring, Ring, Ring*
Soni- See, she can't even answer the phone this is wh-
Utau: Hello?
Kukai: Hello my little Butterfly and how was your day
Utau: Awwwwwwwwwwww Kukai, did you call to wish me good luck *in voice you would use to talk to babies*
Soni- YUCK!
Kukai: * in same voice* Of course, this is the first concert I'm missing. I'll be there as soon as I can my little cupcake
Soni- Makes me want to puke
Utau: okay I love you my little pumpkin pie
Kukai: My little apple tart
Utau: My little muffin
Kukai: my littl-
Soni- OH SHUT UP!
Ikuto: Can you two get a room if you're gonna do that. That's my sister for pete's sake. I don't wanna hear all your mushy gushy love talk.
Kukai & Utau: So rude.
Utau: Well, I gotta go. Khy just invite me on next episode so we can talk
Soni- *to Khy* DON'T. YOU. DARE! *to Utau* You're NEVER com-
Khy- *rushed* Kay, bye Utau
Red: Umm… Are we ever gonna get interviewed
Soni- Sorry, we totally forgot about you guys. Moving on to our favorite PokeSpe characters, we have Red and Green
Khy- Now I can fangirl scream all over again. IT'S RED!
Soni- Red I suggest you hide. She might glomp you
Red: Wha- *is immediately glomped by Khy*
Khy- Sometimes, I'm so glad he's dense, because then he doesn't move out of my line of attack
Green: *stares at Sonii* Please tell me you're not gonna do anything like that
Soni- *looks up from digging in a bag that has mysteriously appeared in her lap, she has a rope hanging from her neck and a roll of duct tape on her arm. She's got a pair of handcuffs in her mouth* (sound muffled by handcuffs) Uh, ne. Nuting uf de sart. *translated- Oh no. Nothing of the sort*
Khy- *still hugging Red* At least I'm not that crazy
Soni- * initially done with her little project. We see Green tied to a chair with his hands handcuffed behind his back and his feet duct taped together. He's glaring at Soni* What? I didn't want him to run away. Now I can have him forever. Now if only I can get Gold.
Khy- Maybe next episode. For right now please untie Green. I don't think he was planning on going anywhere, his agent already signed him up for the full hour talk show.
Soni- * pouts* Fine
Khy- Now that that's settled, we should probably start the interview
Soni- I've always been wondering about all the shippings you have been put into.
Red: What are shippings?
Soni- Glad you asked! Shippings are basically potential relationships.
Khy- Like Green and Blue, You and Yellow
Soni- Green and Red
Everyone- 0_0
Soni- I can fantasize can't I?
Khy- Um, not during the show!
Soni- You know you love that shipping ^_^
Khy- huh?… -_-
Soni- * Cheshire Grin*
Green: Ahem. Our Interview?
Khy- Right, well… how do your feel?
Green: Well I hate always being paired with Blue. She's such a pesky girl
Khy- Well, we'll have to have her on the show to hear her opinion
*Ring, Ring*
Soni- Yay! Our first Caller. Heeyo!
Blue & Yellow: Blue- Heeeeyyy! OMG. Green you never told me you were going on a talkshow interview
Yellow- *quietly* Bonjour Red!
Green: Why would I tell YOU what I'm doing?
Red: Bon-jour? What does that mean Yellow?
Khy & Soni- Umm, hello…OUR show, OUR phone call! Hiiiiii!
Blue & Yellow: Blue- Heeeeyyy!
Yellow- Bonjour
Soni- Uhh…Blue, are you always this enthusiastic?
Blue: Yeppps. Prettty Much !
Khy- Finally someone who speaks French like me. Quest'ce que tu aimes faire?
Yellow : Uhhh. I really shouldn't say
Khy- Just say it. Half this audience won't understand anyway.
Yellow: Alors, J'aime regarder Rouge.
Khy- QOI!
Soni- What did she say?...Wait a sec. Yellow since when do you speak French.
Yellow: My name is French. Yellow de Viridian Grove
Soni- That can also be Spanish ya' know
Ikuto: Umm. If you live in the Viridian Grove, located in the Kanto Region, that's in Japan… You should be speaking JAPANESE!
Soni- Enough about languages, can we please get back to the interview? Bye Blue, bye Yellow. We'll have you on next episode. Kay? Bye
Blue & Yellow: Kay, BYEEEEEEEE!
Khy- awwww. Soni, why'd u go and ruin all the fun
Soni- Oh, shut up. Back to the interview Puh-leeze!
Ikuto & Kukai: Where were we again?
Khy- We were just about to go over you guys' shippings.
Ikuto & Kukai: Oh, GREEEEEEEAT!
Khy- I'll read the list
Ikuto- Amuto (Amu)
Kukai- Kutau (Utau), Kaya (Yaya), Kukamu (Amu)
Soni- Ikuto, why do you only have one shipping…Are you UNLOOOOOOOVED?
Khy- HOW. DARE. YOU?
Ikuto: Simple, I devote my heart to one person and one person only… I'm not a player like Kukai
Kukai: WHAT WAS THAT. YOU WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE?
Ikuto: Oh, I'm sorry I thought that thing with the the overly kissed lips was your face, my mistake. * smirks, than thinks about what he's said and rearranges his position on the couch, to being behind it.*
Kukai: *gets up and slowly walks towards Ikuto* *Ikuto backs up* Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you, I just wanna talk
Ikuto: Usually when someone says that, the chased always get hurt.
Khy- I'm going to end this before it gets out of hand
Red & Green: No, no. This is the best entertainment we've had all week. Let 'em duke it out.
Khy- Fine, but take it outside
Soni- This has been another episode of Poke Chara talk show. Stay Tuned for episode 3!
Khy: I can't believe we made it to episode 2
Sonii: Yeah, but who should we get for episode 3
Khy: What about all of our callers.
Sonii: You're kidding right? You want to invite, Blue, Yellow, Amu, and Utau?
Khy: Yeah
Sonii: That would be utter chaos and pandemonium…Let's do it. Then maybe Utau and I could duke it out.
Khy: No way are we ending with another fight. I'm going to have to find something to do with you two
Sonii & Khy: R&R
P.S: If you want to know what's in Soni's bag of goodies, please pm us.
Khy: -_-
Sonii: ^_^