Poke Chara

Khy: Because I felt so bad about taking so long to update the second chapter, i've posted the third one up as a bonus! I've decided that I'll try to update every Friday. Depending on how long it takes us to write each chapter. We need to get started on chapter four, like now. I made it a duty to update faster this time.

Sonii: Bravo -_-. You finally updated. It's been a week. That's slow

Khy: Well we can't update every day. And my stories get updated once a week and I don't complain.

Sonii: Good for you. My stories never get updated!

Khy: Can you stop complaining. We need to just get this episode started.

Sonii: Oh yes, I can't wait to kill that bi-

Khy: SONII! LANGUAGE!

Sonii: -_-

Khy: _(rolling eyes; I think I just created a new face lol) * does not show up; it's an "at" sign, "underscore", "at" sign*


Episode 3- Enemies

Soni- * sigh* Hi… and welcome to our third episode. Wondering why I'm not optimistic today? …Well…

Khy- DON'T BRING YOUR PERSONAL LIFE INTO THIS!

Soni- Well GOSH, I was going to say that Khy took away my bag of "goodies" so I can't torture the guests… -_-

Khy- Well Yeah… Not after what happened last episode! Anyway Lets welcome our guests ^_^ … Utau

Soni- *grits teeth* You actually put HER on the show?

Khy- NO INTERUPTING! Also we have Amu, Yellow and Blue. Hey guys!

Amu: Sup.

Khy- So Cool and Spicy !

Blue: Hey!

Yellow: Hi.

Utau: Mmffmfffm

Khy- O_O UNTAPE HER MOUTH! I thought I took that bag away?

Soni- Really Khy? FINE. -_- BTW, You can't hide ANYTHING from me.

Utau: You should really keep that in a cage. Now hello. I would have said that earlier if I wasn't so rudely interrupted… *glares at Sonii*

Soni- *glares at Utau* You wanna start something BIT-

Khy- SONII! CALM.

Soni- *shoots more glares*

Blue: I like her! She's feisty. She knows how to get what she wants.

Khy- Yes she does.

Khy - *remembers donut incident* _

Soni- *remembers donut incident* Hehehe ^_^

Khy- *sweatdrop* Lets start simple: Who do you look up to?

Soni- Well my dad was always an inspiration to me…

Khy- NOT YOU!

Amu: My mom mostly, but sometimes my charas. Considering the fact that they're who I want to be when I grow up.

Khy- Cool, Spicy, and Motivated. Wow

Soni- No Comment, Don't. Say. Comment

Khy- *pouts*

Yellow: All the dexholders I guess. But of all of them, probably Red and Green.

Blue: Oh~ I second Green. But of course my friend Yellow here would choose Red. She's practically in lo-

Yellow: BLUE!

Soni- Wow this is getting interesting… Next question!

Utau: What about me?

Soni- Who cares?

Utau: You insolent pest. I'm just going to ignore you.

Khy- You should. Please continue.

Utau- The person I look up to the most would probably be my brother...

Soni- Yeah, you kiss your brother to get bubblegum hair over here jealous

Amu: Who you calling bubblegum hair?

Soni- Have you seen your hair honey

Utau: *ignores* As I was saying, though we are both idols, he is more experienced in different things than I am.

Soni- NOW my mind is interested. Tell me. What is he more experienced in? *sly grin*

Yellow: Right now Sonii's reminding me of Gold…

Blue: I know right?

Khy- Okayy moving on… NOW.

Soni- Okay fine… We asked the guys already, now it's your turn. What do you think about your most popular Shippings? I will remind you all:

For Yellow there are Special(Red), Feelings(Green), Granted(Lance), Amber(Gold), and Viridian(Silver).

For Blue there are OldRival(Green), Lucky(Red), ButtShipping(Gold), and Chosen(Silver)

For Amu there is Amuto(Ikuto), Tadamu(Tadase), Kukamu (Kukai)

For Utau there are None! :D

Utau: Excuse me?

Khy- Soni stop hating! Utau has Kutau(Kukai)

Soni- Now what do you think about your shippings?

Blue: Um "buttshipping"? Me and GOLD? Are you people serious? Im going to TRY and forget that.

*(Somewhere Far away) Gold: I feel as if I've been rejected… Nahh… Im amazing every girl loves me!*

Blue: Anyway, me and Silver are just like family. I couldn't NEVER date my brother. I love him, and I wouldn't want that to change. Now Green and Red I can imagine. Not to mention they are strong and HOT!

Soni & Khy- Tell me about it… *daydreams*

Blue: But Green would take my preference. He's a Gym Leader, the grandson of a famous professor. I mean, Pesky girl? He already has a pet name for me! He's perfect.

Soni- Yesssssss! In your face Khy, anyways… Yellow?

Yellow: *blushing* Um… W-wow. I guess… umm... I'm paired with all of those people? I mean Green was like my teacher. He taught me everything I know. Gold is just a good friend and he's just a little bit odd-minded.

Blue: Not to mention he looks like a mini version of Red.

Yellow: *blushing harder* Y-yeah I guess I never really noticed. Then there is Silver. I don't know why people put us together, so we were born in the same city… How is that a potential relationship? That's about it.

Amu: I think you forgot one.

Utau: Red?

Khy- Yeah Yellow, intrigue us on that shipping. *all the girls lean forward with sly grins on their faces*

Yellow: *Redder than red*Oh Um we are j-just good friends.

Khy- Uhuh…. Lets Continue

Amu: Why in the WORLD does eveyone pair me with Ikuto?

Utau: Umm, maybe because you both hang out a lot and he buys you things. Plus he's kissed you on several occasions!

Amu: ONCE. He kissed me ONCE!

Utau: Whatever, you know you liked it

Amu: Well miss high & mighty. How do you feel being paired with Kukai huh?

Utau: W-Well, u-ummm. I-I. Don't Know Okay. I mean I guess we like each other. We've only hung out like twice.

Soni- *fuming* TWICE! You might as well just get married.

Khy- Oh, shut up. You have Green quit complaining

Blue: * now fuming along with Sonii* WHAT. WAS. THAT! SINCE WHEN DID YOU START DATING GREEN?

*Ring, Ring*

Khy- *nervously* Before the atmosphere gets even tenser, we have a caller.

Kukai & Ikuto: Kukai- Utau, we need to talk. You haven't called me in two days

Ikuto- I just wanted to say hi to Amu. Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Amu & Utau: Utau- I have a life you know I can't call you 24/7

Soni- I can

Khy- SHUT. UP

Amu- I-Ikuto. That was so OOC. What's the matter?

Khy- Okay, due to time restrictions and lack of interest, I will say this nicely. USE YOUR OWN TIME TO SETTLE YOUR RELATIONSHIP ISSUES! That is all ^-^

Soni- Wow, I guess we're all a little pissed off today. I think we shou-

*Ring, Ring*

Khy- Who the Hell is THAT?

Soni- I SWEAR!, If it's those imbecilles calling back.

Green & Red: Uhh, Hey?

Soni & Khy- *fan girl scream* IT'S GREEN AND RED!

Blue & Yellow: Blue- Ahem! Those are OUR men

Yellow- I agree.

Everyone- *gasps* I think she just admitted she likes Red

Red: What?

Everyone- *sweatdrops*, then slaps themselves* So dense

Khy- That's why I love you Red, so utterly, clueless at times.

Yellow: Well I think that's all we have time for. Am I right? The show can end now right?

Soni- No way! This is just getting good. Please continue

Khy- Sorry Soni but she's right. That's all we have time for. Next episode, we'll have our favorite characters that we absolutely love to dis.

Soni- ooh, even better. See ya next time


Khy: I finally finished this it took me FOREVER!

Sonii:

Khy: Why so quiet?

Sonii: …T_T

Khy: what happened?

Sonii: We broke up. It's so not fair!

Khy: Who ended it? You or him?

Sonii: I did but still…

Khy: I say we talk about this little dilemma next episode ^_^

Sonii: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Khy: Hahaha, yes. I have the perfect idea for the next episode… *runs off to start writing*

Sonii: *chases after her* Hope you enjoyed the episode

Sonii & Khy: R&R

P.S: If you want to know about the donut incident, pm us and we'll gladly explain

Sonii: DONUTS!

Khy: calm Sonii