Chapter 3:

I'm sad to say that I got an anonymous review from someone saying the story's quality and humor was non-existent in the previous 2 chapter's because the characters were "portrayed out of character". my answer to that is simple: this is a fanfic. I'm trying to portray a guy's fantasy come true. I purposely made them out of character for the sake of what this story is. And the humor lies in that. The characters aren't kids anymore either. I picture them around the age of 20 in this fic, so just enjoy what's there and laugh at the fact that Ash is being mobbed by a bunch of girls that want to sleep with him and he can't get a word(or something else) in edge wise. SO FUCKING ENJOY THIS SMUT!(and thank you to those you were able to understand and grasp everything already)

Even though Ash Ketchum, world famous poke'mon master, was in a house with 7 beautiful women that wanted to have sex with him, he slept in his bed alone with the exception of Pikachu who lay on the pillow next to his head. He began to toss and turn, abruptly ending Pikachu's snooze.

"Pi…?" Pikachu opened his eyes and watched his master's uncomfortable tossing.

Then Ash awoken and sat straight up in bed "Nooo!" he looked around and realized where he was. He sighed "I had a dream that I was acting out of character, along with everyone I know and hold dear."

"Pi Chu?"

"Yea you too, Pikachu." Ash pet his buddy on the head and got outta bed to use the bathroom. After he was finished and got washed up, he walked out of the bathroom and realized that he'd been wearing the same pajamas for quite some time. "I better change."

He walked across the hall from the bathroom to the bedroom. He followed his short journey up with a trip to his dresser, where he pulled out the clothes he wanted and set them on the bed. Then he pulled off his white wife beater's, followed by his pajama pants and his Pikachu boxer's. He was 100 percent completely naked. And vulnerable to female attack…

"Hmm. Maybe I should take a shower first." he said, seemingly forgetting about the angry and horny mob of women in his home. He picked up his clothes and carried them out of his room and into the bathroom. He sat his clothes on the toilet seat and jumped into the shower. He turned on the warm water and let it spray down at his nude body.

He washed his body with soap and then focused on his hair. He washed his hair of the shampoo thoroughly and then reached for a towel on the rack. He dried his pectorial muscles which had come full circle in his age development. He dried his arms, then his stomach. Then he carefully dried his "man" region, followed by his legs. And then he dried up and down the back of his body.

After drying off, and brushing his teeth…and then using an electric razor to shave his face, he got dressed. He wore a white shirt and blue shorts, the perfect summer outfit(in his opinion) Then he walked back to his room "It's a beautiful morning, Pikachu! The sun is shining, the bird type poke'mon are chirping and the beedrill swarms are buzzing." he said opening his window, noticing that a beedrill swarm moved into one of the trees in his neighbor's yard.

His neighbor was out in the yard trying to get rid of the swarm using a shovel. "Get off my property you stupid wasps!" he swung his shovel wildly at them.

"Careful, Bryan." Ash said from his window. "You don't want to get stung by one of those."

"How do you know? Are you psychic?" then Bryan laughed his ass off "man I'm funny." but his happiness was ended as an angry beedrill stung him right in the behind. "fuuuuuuuucckkkkk!"

"Ouch." Ash quickly closed his window and resumed his beautiful morning. "What do you want to do today, Pikachu?" he asked with a big smile.

"Chu. Pikachu pika pikachu pi pi pika pikachu chu." Pikachu answered.

"Um…you say you wanna play Halo?" Ash asked happily.

"Pi." Pikachu shook his head and crossed his arms.

"Come on I'll race you to the living room." Ash said and was about to open his door when he remembered something. "Wait a second…there's a bunch of hot horny girls in my house…how'd I forget a thing like that. Forget Halo. I'll race you to the nearest cock pit!" he opened his door fast in excitement and accidentally stubbed his toe on the bottom of the door.

"Ah fuck!" he fell to his butt and held his toe. "Damn it this is no time to be hurt. There's girls to fuck." he told him self, and then he crawled on his hands and knees out the door, and down the hall to the living room, being followed by Pikachu who was trying to contain his laughter, with his paws over his mouth.

"Oh girls…!" Ash called. But he didn't get an answer. "Where'd they all go?" he wondered. He sighed and then thought that maybe it was all a dream. "My life sucks" he said leaning against a mantle that displayed his poke'mon master trophy, overflowing with tons of cash in the top of it. "Oh well. Breakfast time!"

Ash made Mr. Mime make him a less than enthusiastic breakfast. But before he could finish it, the front door was flung open. "Ahhh!" Ash shrieked.

Misty walked in holding several bags, followed by May, Dawn, Macy, Duplica, Macy, and Gisele all carrying bags and living supplies them selves.

"Um, what's going on?" Ash asked, puzzled.

"We're moving in!" Macy exclaimed.

"Moving in?" Ash asked.

"We're staying as long as we need to until your virginity is gone." Gisele explained.

The girls all moved their belongings to the part of the house they planned on sleeping. Ash watched as they disappeared down the hall.

"I better eat fast." he said and sped up the eating process. "there's no time for seconds today, Mr. Mime." he told him.

Mr. Mime turned away from the stove where he cooked "Pff. Mime mime." Mr. Mime turned off the oven and walked away.

Ash paused to get a drink when suddenly another girl appeared in front of him. It was Lisa. "Hi…"

"Hey, handsome." she dropped her bags on the floor. "wouldn't you rather eat that food off my stomach?" she asked.

"That would be pretty cool." Ash said, and watched as she removed her top.

Lisa wore a red bra, supporting her 33 C's. and a sparkly belly button ring. "What do you want to eat?" she asked.

"uh…uh…uh…" Ash was too stunned to talk. He just stared at her sexy flat stomach and round beautiful tits while repeating "uh" over and over again.

Lisa took the syrup and began slowly licking the bottle with her tongue. She licked it all over, making Ash's penis as hard as it could be. Then she moved Ash's plate out of the way. She followed up by getting on to his lap.

He could feel her bottom pressed against his cock "Eggs!" he finally answered.

Lisa raised an eyebrow and leaned in to kiss him. She planted her lips on his and he kissed back. Then she leaned back and crawled on to the table on her back, still holding the syrup bottle..she spread her legs in front of him.

Ash could see her camel toe in her tight spandex "Pus…sy." he drooled while gazing hypnotically at the area all men hold sacred.

Lisa opened the syrup bottle, and slowly squeezed it out all over her stomach as she lay flat down on her back. "come and get it."

Ash immediately scooted his chair forward. He put his hands on her hips, and moved his head down to her stomach. He stuck his tongue out and slowly licked away at the syrup that covered her. "Mmm…stomach"

Lisa closed her eyes and put her hands on the back of his head. She moaned as Ash licked and sucked on her stomach. As he licked away, Lisa squeezed some more syrup on to the top of her breasts, which ran down her bra and on to the table.

Mr. Mime watched from a distance and shook his head. "Mime." he wasn't very happy about having to clean up this mess when they were finished. And he knew there was more to cum…

Ash finished licking all the syrup, and then kissed his way up to her breasts. He sucked on them with pleasure, devouring all the syrup that hugged her firm breasts. Then the two kissed, and wrestled with their tongues.

Pikachu walked into the kitchen and his jaw dropped when he saw Ash on top of some girl on the table, passionately making out.

Lisa turned her head, making Ash focus on her neck. He sucked on her neck, while using his left hand to squeeze her breast. "It's time for the main course." she said and gently pushed him off of her.

She pushed down her spandex shorts until they were completely off. Ash slid his fingers beneath her red panties on her hips, and was about to slide them down her legs when he was rudely interrupted.

"A-hem!" Misty and the other girls appeared in the kitchen, looking very upset.

"What do you think you're doing?" May asked angrily.

"Go away you stupid sluts. He chose me." Lisa said, now sitting up right on the table. "ignore these clowns, Ash." she pulled his face to her's and they kissed.

"Oh no you don't!" Duplica yelled and pulled Ash away from her. "not in my house."

"But this is my house…" Ash reminded her.

"Not anymore." she replied "so stay away from Lisa."

"But. I wanna have sexxxx." Ash whined.

"Then you can have sex with me." Duplica took Ash's hand and placed it in between her legs, making him grin.

"Hey leave him alone. He doesn't want to have sex with you!" Macy tackled Duplica to the floor and double slapped her.

"yes I do…" Ash said quietly, disappointed.

It wasn't long before all the girls were in an all out cat fight, slapping, punching, biting, kicking, and scratching each other.

"Girls, stop. You'll ruin your bodies." Ash said, with a sweat drop. Then he looked down and realized he still had a boner. He then snuck off, walking like a penguin to his bedroom.

He shut the door behind him and locked the door. Then he removed his boxers and immediately grabbed his throbbing penis and massaged it til he was relieved. He fell back in his bed with a smile and sighed. Sweat ran down his face.

"What am I gonna do? All this pussy around and I still gotta do it my self." he picked up his cell phone and called up one of his friends to ask for help.

Brock sat in front of his lap top in his bedroom…getting off to some steamy pictures of naked women when his cell phone started ringing. The ring tone was "We are the champions" by Queen.

"Yello?"

"Hey Brocko."

"Ash? What's up buddy?"

"I need your help."

"What's up?" Brock asked while continuing to jerk off.

"I need you to come to my house." Ash answered.

"What for?"

"There's a bunch of girls here that want to have sex with me and I need your help to control them." Ash replied.

Brock stopped stroking him self, as this stunned him "what's the problem again?"

"They all want to have sex with me and wont let any of the other girls touch me. It's all one big cock tease." he explained.

"Perhaps another man in the house might split their attention. I'm on my fucking way! Don't get started without me!" he yelled and hung up the phone.

"But they only want…" Ash realized the conversation was over "…me…" he put his phone away and got dressed back up. Then he realized his bedroom was filled with all the bags and supplies that the girls brought over. "this sucks." he sighed.

He collected him self and got up off the bed. He opened the door to see the seven beauties grinning at him. He gulped and waved.

"Ready for more?" Giselle asked.

"Actually…I just came a little while ago. I'm pretty tired." Ash replied with a blush.

The girls all fell over anime style. "Stop doing that!" Misty yelled.

"Sorry. But I can't wait forever. A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do." he explained.

"I don't care!" Dawn screamed.

"How about we watch some T.V?" Ash suggested.

This made several girls sigh, other's cross their arms, other's lower their heads. They were all traumatically disappointed.

"I'm just gonna take a shower. I'm still sticky." Lisa said, still in her underwear. She walked into the bathroom and shut the door.

Mr. Mime and Pikachu both watched from the end of the hall, laughing their asses off at Ash's situation.

Ash looked down the hall to see the two laughing at him. He shot a glare their way.

Mr. Mime put his hands out as if they were on a girl's hips and then thrusted back and fourth, mocking him.

"You stupid mime!" Ash ran down the hall to tackle him but was stopped dead in his tracks. He fell to the floor, feeling like he just ran into a wall. "What just happened?"

"Mime mime mime" Mr. Mime laughed.

"Light screen, Ash." a familiar MALE voice told him.

Ash looked up to see Brock standing there. "Brock! You made it. But how'd you get here so fast? Pewter City is hundreds of miles away."

"I caught an Abra and made it teleport me here." he explained, the Abra had it's arms around Brock's legs. "Thanks, buddy." he returned it to it's poke'ball. "Now. Where are the girls?" he asked with what Ash assumed was a wink.

Ash sighed. "They're around…"

Soon all the girls except Lisa walked down the hall, seeing Ash on the floor and Brock standing in front of him. "Oh great. What's Brock doing here?" May asked.

"He's gonna be staying here." Ash answered her.

"That's right, ladies. And I may be a poke'mon breeder. But I know how to fuck women too. I think." Brock told them.

"Who cares? You're not Ash. He's the poke'mon master virgin." Gisele enlightened him.

"I'm a virgin too!" Brock took her hands in his "but together we could change that."

She pulled away and slapped him across the face. "no thanks"

Then Lisa walked down the hall with a white towel wrapped around her body "well I got all the syrup out between my boobs but…whose this?" she asked, seeing Brock there.

"Hello beautiful!" he ran up to her and took HER hands in his "how would you like to take off that towel and have minutes of sex with me?" he asked, raising his eyebrows.

"Nooo" she pulled away.

"What's going on?" Brock asked "why do they only want you?"

"Because I'm a poke'mon master." Ash replied.

"What? I wasted my life as a breeder?" he slunked to the floor in disappointed sadness.

The new male presence of Brock caused all the girls to gather in a circle and discuss the new situation. Their soft chit chat was inaudible to Ash and Brock who looked on and listened intently.

"Maybe they're changing their minds. And I'm the new target." Brock prayed.

"What? Hell no. those are my whores." Ash said, getting in the face of his friend.

"Not if I can help it." the two shared exchanges of gritted teeth to one another.

"We've decided!" Dawn shouted, making the two look towards her and the other girls who now stood facing them with hands on their hips.

"You want to make sweet love to me?" Brock asked, hopingly.

"No. we're gonna kill you." Macy revealed. Then she pulled a large butcher knife out from behind her back.

Brock let out a panicked shriek and Ash jumped in front of him with his arms spread "No stop! This is crazy."

Then the girls charged towards them, wielding knives, sharp finger nails, and various other household weapons.

Mr. Mime looked on in horror and Pikachu put his paws over his eyes…

To be continued…

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(there's plenty of more sexy action to come so stay tuned and review. Flames are excepted, I just don't want any regarding the character's personalities because this fic isn't supposed to be an accurate reflection of these character's so let it go. Enjoy it for what it is. Geez.)