Chapter 9
Once again I want to thank those of you who reviewed and gave me your feed back, and your own hopes for what you'd like to see happen. And now it's time to find out what Ash's fate is after the cave collapse due to rough poke'mon mating. And as you'll see this chapter is a little different than the 8 prior to it. Now read on…chapter nine will blow your mind.
Ash couldn't see a thing as he struggled to free his leg from the rock that confined him. It was completely dark, and difficult to breathe from the dust debris that the rock slide cave collapse left. "Help!" he yelled. But no one could hear him. The situation seemed hopeless. And if that wasn't enough, the rock that trapped his leg seemed to be poking at him now. "What the fuck? I'm getting tired of this. Charizard I choose you!" he called out his fire breathing poke'mon.
"Charrrr!" the menaching dragon-type posed with his wings spread and his biceps flexed.
"Charizard. I need some light over here." Ash ordered.
Charizard grabbed a hold of his tail and pointed in Ash's direction like a flashlight, as he had done long ago as a charmander. "Charr?"
Ash looked down at his leg, which he could now see thanks to Charizard's tail flame. His leg was not being held by a rock at all. It was a Geodude that held him with his hands, and humped his leg with a determined expression on it's face.
"Ahhhh!" Ash shrieked.
"geo-geo-geo-geo-geo. DUDE!" Geodude grunted with each thrust.
Ash was disgusted "That's quite a rock you've got there. But stop humping me. It hurts." Ash said, raising his fist.
But geodude only humped harder. And faster, driving his rock cock into Ash's leg, making the pain unbearable.
"Owww! Charizard help!" Ash yelled.
"CHARR!" Charizard swiped his tail at the rock type poke'mon, sending it flying off in the distance. "Zard!"
"Thanks, Charizard. That was unpleasant." Ash rubbed the sore spot on his leg.
Meanwhile outside the blocked cave, Gary has alerted the entire beach about the situation at hand. A crowd was gathered around, trying to figure out what to do. At the front of the crowd stood Brock, the poke'mon, and the 7 women that have been living with them. They were the most concerned.
"Pika pi!" Pikachu screamed.
"Ash! Hang on!" Misty yelled as loud as she could at the rocks.
"We gotta save him!" Gary shouted.
"Duhhh!" May rolled her eyes.
"Let's start pulling." Gisele suggested, and everybody got into position behind their own rock and pulled as hard as they could to move them.
Ms. Mime picked up the dead meowth and threw him out of the way to give her room to pull at her own rock.
"I wonder who did dat." Meowth nervously said with a paw behind his head.
"Who cares? Let's go save the twerp." Jessie said. And she along with James and Meowth grabbed on to a large rock and started pulling.
Back inside the cave, Ash and Charizard were ramming their bodies into the rocks, trying to push them out of the way. Also joining in on the ramming, was Ash's leg mate, Geodude, who rammed and punched at the rock wall.
On the outside of the cave, everyone continued to pull at the rocks as hard as they could. Joining the rescue mission were several poke'mon. the very poke'mon that caused the cave collapse. The nidoking and nidoqueen couple stepped up to the plate, along with the onix, golem, and jigglypuff couple, all helping to free the trapped poke'mon master inside.
Brock decided to help Cynthia with her rock and got in position behind her, practically dry humping her while holding on to her waist. Cynthia took a small rock and hit Brock over the head with it, and resumed the mission.
With the ramming of Ash and his poke'mon inside the cave, and the rock pulling strength of the people and poke'mon outside the cave, eventually their effort paid off, and in a stroke of luck, all the rocks were jarred back at the same time, sending everybody flying back into the sand of the beach.
Once they recollected them selves, everybody got up and ran to see if the collapse victim was okay. Sure enough they saw Ash sitting in the sand, panting, and petting charizard on the head with one hand, and geodude on his head with the other hand.
"Asshh! You're alive!" Misty yelled, tears brought to her eyes. She rushed to his aid, along with everybody else on the beach.
"Are you okay, Ash?" Brock asked his exhausted friend with a hand on his shoulder.
"I wanna go home." he replied "I need to take a shower. There's geodude sperm on my leg."
Everyone exchanged curious and disgusted glances. But most of their curiosity became disturbed by the sound and sight of a helicopter landing on the beach behind them. Stepping out of the copter, was Professor Samuel Oak. "Ash! Over here!"
Ash ran through the open path in the crowd of people, followed close behind by Pikachu. "What is it, Professor? And where did you get the helicopter?"
"I heard you were trapped in a rock slide and I fired up the new toy, I mean research tool as soon as I heard. Get in, we'll go to the lab." he said, and got into his new toy. Ash turned around and waved at everybody before getting on with Pikachu in his arms, and flying away.
The people below watched the chopper take off in astonishment. "What was that all about?" Gary asked. "And when did grampa get a helicopter?"
Awhile later after they arrived at Professor Oak's laboratory/mansion, Ash had taken a shower to clean him self of all the dirt and the unpleasantness he experienced earlier. He walked out of the bathroom with damp hair and a purple towel wrapped around his waist.
He walked through the house till he found the tea time room where the professor and Tracy sat in, drinking tea "Hey I hope you don't mind I used the gray tooth brush in the cabinet." he said, and took a seat on the sofa next to Tracy. Pikachu sat in between them, who instead of drinking tea, drank some strawberry wine.
"That was Muk's tooth brush, Ash." Sam told him.
"Gross! Yuck!" Ash grabbed a cup of tea and quickly downed the whole thing. "What a day.." he sighed.
Professor Oak and Tracy tried their best to contain the laughter inside of them. They both covered the smiles they displayed with their tea cups. Pikachu however was not shy about laughing out loud.
"So Ash I invited you over to let you know I'll be going out of town for a few days." Oak finally said.
"Where are you going, Professor?" Ash asked.
"I'm just going to some poke'dex update thingy in Viridian City. I don't even really know my self. But I have to be there for approvals and what not. The point is I wont be here. So my house-slash-lab will be available if you want to visit with your poke'mon or help Tracy out." Sam explained.
"Oh okay. Cool." Ash smiled and held out his cup, hinting he wanted more tea. And pikachu held up his empty bottle of wine, hinting that he wanted more. Sammy took the cup from Ash's hand and walked off to give him a refill, completely ignoring pikachu.
"Pika!" pikachu crossed his arms in anger.
"Hey, Ash guess what?" Tracy said, getting his first line in.
"What?"
"We could have a big party here and invite the whole town or who ever we want." Tracy suggested.
"No." Ash shook his head "no more parties."
Professor Oak returned with Ash's tea, and handed him the cup. "Here you go. I made it extra sweet. Just like you." he winked with a laugh.
"Uhhh. Thanks…" Ash smiled politely, and nervously and took a sip of the tea. "Wow. That is sweet!"
"I'll be right back. I need to go switch out Muk's tooth brush. He can sense human D.N.A on his stuff." Oak said and left the room.
"Does Muk even have teeth?" Ash asked Tracy.
"No. he just likes the feel of the brush against his body." Tracy explained "and on his tongue."
"I think I'm gonna puke." Ash said, and drank some more of his tea.
"Hey Ash. I've gotta tell you something. I've been watching the insanity that's occurred in the past week using my special advanced poke'mon watching gear and I couldn't understand why all those women would behave in that way and justify trying to kill Brock over sex."
Ash was in stunned silence, perplexed as to how Tracy was able to watch him and collect this information. "Uh huh…"
"So I did some research" Tracy continued further "and I learned something that's quite shocking. There's a million dollar reward on your head. Or penis head I should say."
"What do you mean?" Ash asked, confused.
"In some sick game, the poke'mon league has offered a million dollar reward to the girl who takes your virginity. And the woman needs your confirmation for proof." Tracy explained.
The news overwhelmed Ash. He didn't know what to say. This was the last thing he expected "Wow…"
"I just thought you should know." Tracy said, and slid a newspaper over to Ash's side of the tea table.
Ash read the headline 'One Million Reasons to Love Ash Ketchum' "I see…"
"If I was a girl, I'd be trying to get in your pants right now too." Tracy chuckled. But Ash just frowned.
"I'm back for more tea." Samuel happily said, re-entering the room. "and I can't wait to read you my latest poem. Don't worry though, I've made it hip. I know how you youngsters like the Eminem."
"Professor. I'd like to go home now. Could you give me a ride in the chopper?" Ash asked, kinda bummed. "I don't want to walk all the way home in my swim shorts."
"Sorry, Ash. But my helicopter is solar powered and needs to charge up." Oak apologized "But I can lend you some clothes…"
Ash sighed as he walked home in his temporary clothes. He was fully dressed in Gary's outfit. A purple sweater, blue jeans, brown shoes, and even the necklace that Gary wears. "This is humiliating." he said as he walked the path home. He pulled off the necklace and threw it to the ground in anger.
Pikachu walked beside him, and decided that the necklace would go to waste so he picked it up and put it around his own neck.
After about 20 minutes of walking, he finally made it to his house, exhausted from the walk, and a little depressed from the news. And embarrassed by the clothes. As he walked up to the front door he noticed his neighbor Bryan next door still trying to chase away the beedrill swarm that inhabited his tree.
"Do you know how to get rid of these things?" Bryan asked, swinging a rake at the swarm.
"Fight em off with another poke'mon." Ash suggested and opened the door to the house and walked in.
"Poke'what?" Bryan asked, still swinging his rake wildly.
When Ash walked inside, he was quickly swarmed with women. The 7 girls threw them selves on him, hugging him tightly against their bodies, and kissing him all over.
"We're so glad you're okay, Ash." Macy said, hugging his left leg.
"Yeah." Ash was no longer happy about being swamped with beautiful women, now that he knew the real reason why they were all over him.
"Good to have you back, son." Brock said, setting out dining plates on the kitchen table "I've prepared a big dinner. So get your butt in here."
"Maybe later. I'm gonna take a walk." Ash said, causing all the women to let go of him and grant him space.
"But the food is ready to eat now." Brock said.
"I've got a lot of things on my mind. I'll be back." Ash turned around to leave. Pikachu ran in front of his master.
"Pika pi?"
"Stay here, Pikachu." Ash bent down to pet him on the head, and then walked away from the house and down the street.
"That's strange. I wonder what's wrong." May said, concerned. But no one had a more concerned look of expression than Misty, who carefully watched Ash disappeared over the hill.
He walked and walked till he was in down town Pallet Town, exploring the part of town he hadn't seen much of in his time spent there as a child. He came across one of Pallet's only bar's. 'Szyslak's Bar'
"Maybe I could drown my sorrows." he said, and opened the door to the bar. Inside sat several depressed looking individuals. Mostly male, with the lone exception of an older woman in the corner.
"How can I do you for?" the elder bartender with gray hair asked in a low gravely voice while polishing up a mug.
"What do you got to cure the blues?" Ash asked, taking a seat on a bar stool.
"I got something called 'Ruff', the perfect drink for someone whose had a rough day." he placed a mug and a bottle of 'Ruff' in front of Ash.
"Thanks." Ash poured the bottle into the mug and took a sip. He gagged a little in response and quietly whispered "gross."
"So what's wrong with you, champ?" a man in a beanie and a long beard next to him asked.
"Where to begin?" Ash started "First I was the victim of a powerful electric attack this morning, then I helped my friend get laid from the other side of the wall to make the girl think he was me, then I was trapped in a cave after a rock slide, and then I accidentally used the same tooth brush my muk uses. What about you, buddy?"
"I lost my job, my wife, my house, and I've got cancer."
Ash turned away and took a very long sip of his beer. "Keep em coming." he told the bartender, who put out another bottle. Ash's attention was then drawn to the television above which started a segment on none other than him. "Hey it's me. I think." he squinted as they showed a photo of him in the upper right hand corner of the screen.
"Yep. You heard it here." the male news anchor said "No one has claimed Ash Ketchum's virginity yet, which means the million dollar reward is still up for grabs. In other news, a giant killer hurricane is making it's way to Pallet Town. They're calling it Hurricane: Melody"
Everyone in the bar looked at Ash, whose eyes had widened from the news. "Whose Ash?" he said, pretending he wasn't him.
"Ash! Fuck me!" the only woman in the bar screamed, leaping over to him. She tugged on his purple sweater.
"No Ash. Fuck me!" a man in the bar yelled.
"You gotta have sex with me, man." the sad man next to him pleaded "I really need some money." he cried.
"Hey I'll give you that booze on the house if you sleep with me." the bar tender said with a grin.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" Ash screamed and threw out some cash on the counter and ran out of the bar, escaping the madness. He ran till he was in a very sleazy part of town, littered with garbage, tagged with graffiti, and crawling with prostitutes. "Pallet Town sure has changed."
Ash was a magnet, and before he knew it, the prostitutes started to approach him with welcoming arms. "Hello there, stud. Are you feeling lonely tonight?" the whore asked him, dressed in fishnet stalking, with a leather jacket over a black bra.
"Yes." Ash simply replied.
The whore put her hands on his shoulders and snuggled close to him "Well tonight you're in luck. I'm gonna let you spend some time with me for free. No charge." she said.
"Spend some time with you?" Ash asked, confused.
The whore sighed "I'm gonna let you fuck me." she explained.
"Oh. Ohhh. Okay. That sounds like a good deal." Ash said with a smile, but then he remembered something. "Wait. Why would any self respecting woman sleep with a complete stranger unless she stood to have financial gain or was a dream come true? You just want the million dollars." he realized. "or are you a dream come true?"
"I'll give you half of it, and make you my new pimp." she offered.
Ash thought about it. But declined "No thanks. I'm out of here." he turned away, only to be greeted by more prostitutes, unknown to him, including a Jynx who wore make up and dressed in revealing clothing. "Gulp." he found a crack in the crowd of whores and took off down the street, being chased by the hooker's and their pimps.
Our favorite team rocket trio watched the twerp flee the prostitutes from their perch above in a bell tower using binoculars. James spoke first "Why would any self respecting man turn down free sex with a complete stranger?"
"Good question." Jessie answered.
"Maybe his balls were crushed in da rock slide." Meowth theorized.
"Hey!" James shouted "I've got an idea how to erase our debts to the boss."
"Meowth porn? I'll be da star!" Meowth hoped.
"Nonsense. I think we should become pimps!"
"You aren't going to pimp me out are you?" Jessie asked.
"No, Jessie. We want to have customers." James replied, which earned him a slap across the face.
Ash meanwhile had escaped the hooker's and their pimp daddy's, and was now on the outskirts of town, leaning against a building while he caught his breath. "Phew. I finally escaped that hoard of whores." but where one hoard of whores ends, another hoard of whores begins. And in front of him was just that. 7 more women, but this time he recognized them.
One of them had a perfect body, large hips, tiny waist, huge knocker's. She had wild red hair, blue jeans on, and a tiny black top that only covered her breasts, with a fire symbol on it. It was Flannery.
The second girl in line wore a blue mini dress with red spandex beneath her. And she was curvier than a road that lead up a mountain. She was Roxanne.
Gardenia was also there, now having aged and growing out of her odd hair style and clothing. She wore a brown skirt with a green tube top, that was filled out nicely by her larger breasts, and she portrayed an ass that wont quit. And she also had longer hair than before.
Melody, the sea shell music playing girl also found her way to Pallet Town wearing a white top and a blue mini skirt that was so short it put Ash on the one yard line away from a touch down.
There was also Marley the gothic looking girl with black hair, and a black mini dress with white stripes and buttons, and black spandex underneath. But boy was she pretty.
The beautiful Candice was also present, wearing a white buttoned blouse and a brown mini skirt that like Melody was inches away from panties.
And finally Latias was also there in human form, sporting the body of a beautiful curvy woman dressed like one of the prostitutes Ash encountered earlier.
"Hey. I know all of you." Ash said with a smile, the alcohol clearly taking it's effect.
"Make love to me, Ash. We'll burn down the town with our hot-hot sex." Flannery said, taking one of his arms in hers.
"Screw that. I'll let you do what ever you want to me bad boy." Roxanne said, and then whispered "that includes anal." she winked.
"But she won't hop on your big stem the way I will." Gardenia told him.
"Let's make music together, oh chosen one. We can do it heavy metal style." Melody pleaded to him, while kissing his lips.
"You can pull my hair and beat my ass." Candice reasoned with him.
"I'll let you cut me, bite me, and suck my blood." Marley said in an unenthusiastic tone of voice.
"Laaaaaat." Latias said, followed by a wink, and slapping Ash's ass.
The seven women began to fight with each other, screaming out insults, pleading their cases, slapping each other, all while at the same time managing to hold on to Ash.
"Nooooooooo! No-no-noooo!" Ash broke free of the women's binds and ran for the woods. The place where he began his poke'mon journey over eleven years ago.
He ran until there were no more females in sight, and then slowed down and walked through the forest. Over an hour passed, and he was now deep in the woods, with none of his poke'mon with him for protection against potential predators or aggressive spearrow's.
As he walked, the forest music from Zelda: the ocarina of time played, providing a comfort to him. At least that was the intention, but he didn't like it "Would you SHUT UP?" he angrily asked the guy sitting on one of the branches of a near by tree, who dressed in green and played his ocarina.
"Geez. Sorry. Most people like that music." he put his instrument away and frowned.
But Ash was too upset to care about his feelings. Re resumed his walk through the forest. It had been years since he walked this territory. He could see images in his head from year's past that reminded him of his surroundings.
"I was so young and innocent." he thought "I didn't even know what sex was." he said as he walked along side a river bank. He stared down at the water, and gazed at his reflection. His face was red, dirty, and scratched. Probably on accident from the women, but did not feel it at the time because of his adrenaline.
He sat down on a large rock above the river and gazed upon the beauty of the river, and the trees and the waterfall up ahead. "Even though things were crazy back then, and the journey got tough. Life some how seemed much more simple. Now look at me." he looked at his shaking hands, sitting there in a purple sweater, which he had rolled the sleeves up.
"There you are." a familiar sweet female voice crashed through the sound of nature around him.
Ash turned his head to the right to see her standing about twenty feet away with her arms crossed. "Misty? What are you doing here?" he asked, surprised to see her there.
Misty slowly walked towards him, wearing her classic yellow top that exposed the bottom half of her upper body, blue short shorts that exposed the bottom 90 percent of her legs, and she topped it off with those goofy suspenders. She also wore her red hair down that reached her lower back.
"I was worried about you." she said, taking a seat next to him with her legs crossed like-wise. "I figured this is where you might be. This is the spot where we first met."
Ash's eyes widened, and he re-examined the location "Ohhh. Yeah. I knew that." he sweat dropped "that's exactly why I came here." he lied.
Misty smiled. "So are you okay?"
"Uh sure. I guess." Ash looked down at the water, seeing now in the reflection that he was not alone. Misty was right next to him. A long pause of silence followed. All that could be heard was the waterfall in the distance.
"I came here to tell you something." Misty finally spoke "the fear of losing you today made me realize how short life really is." a tear ran down her cheek as she tried to keep her emotions in check.
"Misty…" Ash thought about putting his hand out on her shoulder, but withdrawed half way in the process.
"You never know when the last time you see someone you care about could be. You have to take every opportunity granted to you if it's for the best. If you wait too long, life could fall out of reach and wash away like that waterfall over there. And you can't get those opportunities back once they drift down stream." Misty said, clearly overwhelmed by the tone in her voice.
"Okay, Eminem." Ash joked.
"Ash, I'm serious!" she yelled.
"Sorry. Go on." Ash apologized.
"I guess I came here to tell you how I feel about you. I came here to tell you the way I've felt about you every day for more than eleven years. And today was the turning point that's forced me to tell you…" she stopped, getting very emotional.
"Tell me…?" Ash inched closer to her.
"I love you. I love you more than the news loves tragedy." Misty finally said, and then she leaned in and kissed him on the lips, to which he kissed back. They softly made out there by the river.
As he made out with his long time friend, he couldn't help but wonder something. 'Is she telling the truth? Is her speech really genuine? Or is it just a million dollar lie?' he thought, which made him sad.
But when Misty removed her suspenders, followed by her top, he no longer cared what the truth was. He was hard and ready to go, starring at her wonderful large breasts, shielded only by a pink lace bra. His eyes followed a trail of smooth skin down past her slim waist, wide hips, and juicy firm thighs.
"What a perfect setting in which to consummate our love." Misty said.
"To what?" Ash asked.
"To have sex." she explained while rolling her eyes. Once she had Ash's understanding, she put her hands around his neck and leaned in to kiss him. She popped her tongue inside his mouth, where it explored, wrestled, and became one with his.
Ash enjoyed the feeling of their tongues colliding with one another, fighting for position and dominance. He loved the feel and taste of her soft lips caressing his. He enjoyed lots of kisses in the last week, but this one stood out above them all. He cherished it the same way Giovanni might cherish receiving a new poke'mon from Jessie and James.
Their kissing intensified, causing Ash's penis to become more inflated till it was as rock solid as could be. He lay Misty down on her back, in turn he laid down on top of her. Misty's hands clenched the back of his sweater, and her legs spread and wrapped around his lower body.
Their hot and heavy closeness resulted in extra body heat between each other, causing both of them to perspire. Misty slid her hands underneath Ash's borrowed sweater and pulled it off of him in a slight struggle. She tossed it behind them on the rock in which they lay.
Misty examined Ash's upper body as he hovered over her. She licked her lips at the sight of his broad shoulders and muscular pecs, down to his abs which were coming in nicely. "You're so hot." she told him.
Ash took his turn to look up and down the body of the beautiful woman underneath him "Not nearly as hot as you." he said, and got back down on top of her, resuming their passionate kissing, lips caressing, tongues tangling.
Misty felt and explored Ash's body with curiosity and passion. She ran her fingers through his hair, and around his neck. She cupped his shoulders in her palms whilst he softly kissed up and down the side of her neck. A soft moan escaped her throat, and she slid her hands down to his back, feeling the powerful muscles he developed in recent years.
Though impatient, Ash continued to kiss and suck on Misty's elegant swan-like neck, understanding the importance of foreplay to the woman beneath him. And he didn't mind getting to rest upon such a divine beauty.
Misty slid both her hands down to Ash's lower back, which excited both of them. Misty's vagina was becoming rapidly moist at the thought of Ash making love to her, thrusting his hard cock deep inside her pussy.
"Oh Ash." she moaned. Now she was the impatient one. She moved her hands around Ash's back and underneath him. She slid her hands down and fiddled with his button, desperately trying to get it apart.
Ash was well aware that he could easily unbutton his own pants, but the thrill of a woman trying to get his pants off was exciting, so he let her be and kissed her face. As she struggled with his pants, he pushed off his shoes with his feet.
Misty's desperation and determination pulled off, and she succeeded by getting Ash's jeans unbuttoned. And then wasted no time pulling down the zipper. Once the simple lock on his pants was undone, she uncrossed her legs from around him, and impatiently pushed his pants as far down his legs as she could with her hands.
Once she could not stretch her arms any further, Ash rolled to his side and took his turn removing his pants, relieving some of the constricting pressure on his swollen crotch. Misty kissed him as he did this. But it did not take long. He kicked his pants as far away from them as he could in a surge of adrenaline. They kept their lips locked together, and Ash pulled Misty on top of him, switching their previous positions.
Misty aggressively worked her lips and tongue on Ash's mouth while he now took the opportunity to run his fingers all over her back. But of course he wanted to feel else where. He ran his hands down to her perfect round ass that he longed to wreck with his powerful thrusts. He squeezed her ass with both of his hands, while holding her tighter against his body.
"I want you, Ash." Misty said after they're lips finally separated.
Ash rolled Misty back on to her back so he was on top of her again. He briefly kissed her lips and moved down to her plump breasts behind her bra. He kissed and sucked on the tops of them. Misty clenched his hair in her hands. When she felt him move his mouth down to her stomach, she closed her eyes and felt him softly apply his lips to her. It was starting to become too much for her to handle.
"Oh god, Ash. Fuck me. I want you to fuck me." she begged him and kicked off her shoes.
'I will never get tired of hearing that.' Ash thought, quickly getting up on to his knees for position. He put his hands down on the front of Misty's shorts and nervously unbuttoned them, followed by unzipping them. He could see her white panties with butterfree graphics on them.
He placed his hands on her hips and grabbed a hold of the top of her shorts. He pulled them down her long model legs, fully revealing her panties. He could see the outline of her clit, as it was wet from arousal. He applied his hands to her hips again, sliding his fingers beneath her g-string to pull off her underwear.
But Misty's incredible half naked body was attracting more attention than she wanted. A large beedrill dropped down from the sky, hovering inches above Misty's body, which startled Ash, who fell backwards on his butt. Misty began to shake with fear as the buzzing beedrill hovered over her. Then, without warning, the beedrill licked her face like she was a beautiful flower for him to pollinate.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Misty let out the loudest shriek in modern history, and sprang into running mode, fleeing the very beedrill that humped her leg all those years ago as a weedle back in the Viridian forest. It chased her back in the direction of Pallet Town.
A stunned Ash was left sitting on the rock, angry and saddened. He felt like both destroying something and crying to unleash his emotions. "What the fuck?" he yelled "this isn't funny! And it's getting more repetitive than an ending to a power ranger's episode."
Suddenly Ash's despair vanished when out of the trees stepped a very large breasted juicy lipped long haired…Jynx? She made her way over to the angered poke'mon master "Jynx. Jynx jynx jynx."
(Translation: Go ahead and fuck me. I'm the Beyonce of poke'mon.)
A male member of the paparazzi watched closely from his hidden spot in the brush with a camera in hand "Oh man this'll be sweet."
"Uh no thanks." Ash shook his head "I'm not that desperate. Or am I?" he pondered his actions "Eh. No. Sorry."
"Jynx…" Jynx sadly made her way back in to the trees, never to be seen again. To this day some believe she may have committed suicide.
The camera wielding paparazzi guy was not happy "Damn it! I would have made millions."
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To be continued…
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In the later stages of writing this chapter I considered going back and adding a sex dream at the beginning of Ash having sex with one of the girls in the cave to fool you guys but I decided not to...and now for an important announcement. The 10th and final chapter is next! All your questions will be answered in the final installment. And when i say question's, I mean one question. Cuz there's really only one question to be answered. Find out who it is next time. R&R please!