Ash's First/last chapter

Before the 10th and last chapter of this fic begins, I want to thank all my loyal readers for tagging along on this journey and providing me with your input. It's been a lot of fun writing this story and I've gotten to explore new ranges of humor. But all good things must CUM to an end. And now without further ado, let's read about Ash getting laid for the first time…

(also i'll be making a special announcement at the end of this chapter about a future fic)

After sleeping in the woods all night, Ash awoke on a beautiful but windy morning, due to the pre stages of the coming hurricane. Little did he know, this would be the last morning, the last day, the last remaining hours of his innocence, because a sex hurricane was headed his way. It was only a matter of time before his cherry would be popped, before his flower would be pollinated, before some lucky person would become a million dollars richer. Today was the day for a miracle.

It all began with a long walk through the thick brush and trees, past the timid poke'mon hiding from beginning trainers, through the heavy howling winds, and the light rain that went with it. Once he made his way out of the forest, he walked into town, past familiar buildings and familiar town residents that waved to him. But he ignored them all. One could easily sense he was in despair and un-welcoming to any conversation or contact.

He finally reached his neighborhood after hours of exhausting walking. He held the ocarina from the branch dwelling kid in his hand that he recently acquired. He walked by his neighbor's house on the path to his own. Bryan sat outside on a lawn chair. His raichu sat next to him in a smaller lawn chair.

"Hey, Ash. I finally got rid of that bee swarm and chased them away into the forest last night." Bryan announced, happily. "But then one of them came back after chasing a girl in underwear around."

"You mean beedrill's?" Ash clarified.

"Yeah yeah whatever. Hey where did you get that ocarina?" Bryan asked, noticing the instrument in his neighbor's hand.

Ash held it above his chest to examine it "I stole it from that guy in the woods to keep him quiet." he explained, and then stuffed it into his pocket.

"What?" anger rose in Bryan "I love that guy's music playing."

"He can go get a real job." Ash said, and put his key in the lock of the door and turned it. He opened it up and walked inside, where he was greeted by ten faces that all turned to look at him. Brock, the poke'mon, and the seven women.

Pikachu immediately raced toward Ash in excitement after being worried about him for so many hours "Pika pi!" he jumped into his master's arms.

"Hey, buddy. I missed you too." he hugged pikachu tight.

"Ash there you are. We've been so worried about you." May said, walking over to him, along with everybody else, who were all dressed in their pajamas, except for Misty that hung back behind everyone. She had a blanket wrapped around her, and did not look well.

"What's wrong with you, Misty?" Ash asked, concerned. "You aren't kissing my feet like everyone else."

"What's wrong with me? I got sick after running around in the storm last night being chased by a giant bug!" Misty screamed, and then sneezed.

"Ohh. Sorry about that. Damn beedrill's huh?" Ash mustered a reassuring smile.

"Did you bring my clothes?" Misty asked, and coughed into her blanket.

"Uhhh…" Ash thought about it…

Back in the forest by the rock where Ash and Misty almost had sex the night before, the Beyonce jynx had gathered up Misty's clothes and was wearing them, and that even included the suspenders. She smiled in delight.

"Jynx jynx jynx jynx. Jynx."

(Translation: Now I look like a real slut.")

"Uhhh…no. sorry I forgot." Ash scratched his nose.

Misty glared at him. "I can see how much I mean to you, Ash Ketchum. You didn't protect me from that killer beedrill, AND you didn't bring my clothes." she turned away from him and stormed down the hall to his bedroom. She walked inside and slammed the door shut behind her, locking it as well.

Ash ran down the hall to the door of his bedroom and tried turning the knob to get in. "Hey that's my room! Get out-get out-get out!" he yelled while pounding on the door with his fists in a rage.

The entire group of poke'mon and people watched as Ash pounded the door furiously. Brock decided to attempt to calm him down by approaching him with caution.

"Hey, dude. Relax all right? Let's get you some breakfast." Brock said calmly.

The rate of Ash's fist pounding slowly declined till he came to a complete stop. "Fine. What ever." he walked away from the door and past Brock down the hall. He walked into the kitchen past the watchful eyes of the women and the poke'mon. He opened the fridge and pulled out an entire package of chocolate chip cookies and a bottle of champagne.

"Are you all right?" Dawn asked him.

"I'm just gonna go about a normal day." Ash replied "I'm gonna eat, drink, watch television, play video games, take a nap, jack off, and do anything else I please. And I don't want to be disturbed or I'll go O.J Simpson on everybody. Understood?" Ash asked everyone while taking a seat on the sofa in front of the T.V. He got nothing but silence as his reply. "Good!" he picked up the remote and powered on the tube. He changed the channel to a football game. "Ooh. This will be a good one. Manning versus Manning. Uhhh I forget which one is the one in all the commercials."

"Peyton." Brock reminded him, taking a seat in the near by recliner.

"Go Peyton's team." Ash cheered while taking a drink of the champagne.

"Well I'm still gonna have my fun." Macy whispered to the other women. She removed her shirt and pulled off her shorts, leaving her in just a yellow bra and panties. She walked around the couch and sat beside Ash.

"Two can play at that game." Duplica said, removing her top as well, and shedding her pajama pants. She was left only wearing a green bra and panties. She took the other empty spot next to Ash.

This annoyed the other girls, so May, Dawn, Gisele, and Lisa all shed their outer clothes in the process. Now all the women were only covered by their thin layers of revealing fabric, in their attempt to entice Ash. And all of them wrestled for position on the couch.

Once captivated and mesmerized by such incredible looking women in underwear fighting over him, Ash was now annoyed and angry with them due to the truth he learned the day before. Brock on the other hand was enjoying the view of the women in their bra's and panties, even if they were fighting over his friend and not him.

"You look amazing, Lisa." Brock winked at her while examining her figure.

"Oh, thank you." Lisa giggled and blushed at his compliment.

"Could you chicks give me some space? I'm trying to watch the Manning madness." Ash said, with the girls getting on his nerves. Then he noticed next to the recliner was Brock's abra, eating some poke'mon food out of a bowl. "Hey Brock, how come you didn't use Abra to teleport me out of the cave before?" he asked.

"Well gee, Ash. I'm sorry that I can't think of every thing." Brock apologized with an offended tone in his voice.

Suddenly a bright flash went off, grabbing their attention to the living room window, where a recognizable face peeked through, holding a camera in his hands. It was Todd Snapp, the poke'mon photographer.

"What the fuck?" Ash got up out of his seat and walked, or stormed to the cracked window. "what do you think you're doing, Todd?"

Todd sweat dropped "Uhh. Sorry. I was hired to take pictures of you for "Sweet Life" Magazine and "Prying Eyes" Magazine in an attempt to capture the moments leading up to and after you lose your virginity" he explained with a cheerful attitude.

"Pika pika!" Pikachu posed for a photo of his own.

"Sorry, Pikachu. Not this time. I found new work." he told him.

"Chu!" Pikachu pouted and crossed his arms.

"I can't take this mass attention anymore!" Ash yelled "I'm going out. And none of you better follow me. That includes you too, Pikachu. I want to be alone." he collected him self and head out the door, once again leaving behind a sad and disappointed pikachu.

"I can still photograph you though right?" Todd said, having ventured away from the window and in the direction of Ash who walked away from his house.

"No, Snapp! Or I'll snap you in half on my knee!" Ash threatened, storming off down the road into the storm.

"Well this sucks." Brock said from his position on the chair "It's been two quarter's now and neither team has scored…kind of like Ash" he joked and laughed. But the serious expressions on the faces of Pikachu, Ms. Mime, and the women ended his laughter and he resumed watching the game.

Not long after Ash left the house, he was approached by none other than team rocket. But they were dressed rather peculiar. James wore a fur coat and a hat with a feather sticking out of it, and he held a gold cane. Jessie was just dressed like a whore, and Meowth had on a human skin coat as opposed to fur.

"What do you three want?" Ash asked annoyed.

"We're here to steal your virginity." Jessie said.

"You're not getting my virginity!" Ash covered his crotch with his right hand.

"Yes we are. So prepare to fuck me." Jessie argued.

"And make it double penetration." James added.

"No James. I'm not doing that." Jessie told him. She coughed. "So fuck me now my vagina's so tight."

"Eh. It's all right." James didn't quite agree.

"Meowth. That's right!"

"Nooooooo!" Ash ran away from the pimp/prostitute crew…

Several hours went by after getting rid of the annoying ones. Ash found a path of escape to get his mind off of the events that had transpired. He went where anybody in his situation would go. He went to a children's pizza and gaming destination. He played ski ball, air hockey, first person shooter games, and other games that ate up his tokens which he paid a lot of money for. Then he sat down at one of the tables in the corner and chowed down on some pepperoni pizza. A large stack of tickets lay rest next to the large pizza he had already finished half of.

"Hi there, kiddo!" someone in a ridiculous looking Rattata costume approached him and ruined his silent meal.

"Oh great." Ash put a hand on the side of his face being very un-thrilled, ignoring the rat-poke'mon/person.

"You look like you need a hug." the rattata opened his arms to hug Ash, but had them swatted away.

"Get lost, rat. I'm not 18 any more." Ash told him.

"Hey look, pal." the rattata spoke "if you're gonna come to 'Fucky Meese', you have to anticipate being hassled by Fucky Meese him self. And I'M Fucky Meese!" he pointed to him self, his cheery expression never changing to meet his angry tone of voice…of course.

"That's a real unfortunate name for a popular children's restaurant chain." Ash said, getting up out of his seat and walking away and out the door. He walked for awhile with his head down and his hands in his pockets, or technically Gary's pockets, still wearing his long time friend's borrowed clothing. As he walked the streets of his home town, other resident's gave him encouragement. People that he went to school with long ago…

"I still say you should fuck them all in some kind of magical harem." a guy named Tim told him.

"As long as it isn't Misty. I think she's a better match for Gary anyways." a girl named Hannah said.

"I'd like you to just get it over with already but I have to admit it's highly entertaining getting to read about your train wreck." Mario said passing by him.

"Just buy a hooker, dude." a guy named Lemon suggested.

"I wish I was you. Lucky bastard!" his 3rd grade desk mate, Mumble said in envy.

"I understand you want to lose your virginity really badly. But shouldn't you have a bit more dignity?" one of his childhood female friends, Joey asked him. She had now come into full development and was looking very fine.

"Wanna have sex with me?" Ash asked her, hopingly. But Joey just walked away.

"I think Dawn should be the lucky girl." a woman named Shirona told him.

Ash sighed and tried to drown out the suggestions and wishes of his fellow Pallet Town family, when he stumbled upon a Catholic church. The only Catholic church in town; the one he used to go to seldom with his mother as a kid. "Maybe they could help me." he thought and walked into the church for guidance. When he walked inside he stepped up to a booth, where a man in a robe stood.

"Can we help you, child?" he asked Ash, examining the poke'mon master, but realized he was too hold.

"I'm here to confess my sins." Ash said with his head down.

"Of course. Right down there, the 3rd confession cube to your right is open."

Ash walked down the hall and sat down in a chair to begin. On the other side of the screen, the priest had one leg crossed and was reading 'Prying Eyes' Magazine.

"I'm just gonna cut the intro with the prayer and all. But it's been over eleven years since my last confession because I went out to become a poke'mon trainer and haven't had time for god and other questionable figures." Ash explained.

"Uh-huh. Go on…" the priest said, half paying attention.

"Well I've been trying to have sex with every woman I can when the opportunity is presented to me." Ash started "I've been so consumed with trying to lose my virginity that I forgot who I am and who the women I've been trying to fuck are. They're human beings just like me. But I turned this whole thing into some sort of game. All my followers on Twitter have been keeping tabs on my journey for so many years and all of them have their own opinions. Some of them want me to fuck Misty first, other people want me to fuck May or Dawn first. And some even mentioned Gary. And then there are those who want me to just fuck them all. Which a magical harem for me to rule over would be pretty awesome. But just so everyone knows, I don't care who I fuck first. I just want to lose my virginity and get it over with so I can breathe again and live a normal celebrity life."

"I'm gonna stop you there." the priest said, putting away the magazine "You shouldn't even be having sex until you're married. Even in this day and age. So wait till you're married to express your love, and then have a dozen children. With so many kids to take care of, you'll never have time to for sex again. It's a relief."

'I need a new religion' Ash thought, re-thinking his decision "Oh but I'm not the only one whose sinning in this game. All these women are fighting to be my first all because of a million dollar reward to the one who takes my virginity."

"Wait." the priest's ears perked up "are you Ash Ketchum? The poke'mon master champion?"

"Uh yeah." Ash answered.

"Would you have sex with my wife?" the priest asked "so I can quit this business and never have to hear people whining all day long ever again."

"Ahhh. No. No way." Ash got up to leave.

"If you don't like the pussy you can have sex with me instead! I don't care if you aren't a little boy!" the priest shouted, but this offer only made Ash run away faster.

He ran for about a mile until he came across a Chinese restaurant. "All of this running and confessing has made me hungry." he said, holding his stomach. He walked inside and ordered some noodles and chicken. Once he finished his meal, he opened up his fortune cookie. "Maybe there's some good news in here."

He snapped the cookie in half and read the fortune inscribed 'Today you will lose your virginity.'

"Damn it!" Ash crumpled up the fortune, followed by a sigh. "I guess I had to face it eventually. I'm sick of running. Maybe I should just go home." he got off his chair and walked out of the restaurant.

"Excuse me, I'd like to speak to your manager." a man at a near by table said to one of the waitress's. "My fortune said I'd lose my virginity today. I haven't been a virgin for nearly twenty years!" he complained.

As soon as Ash stepped out the door of the restaurant, a flash went off in his face. He saw Todd standing not to far in front of him "Leave me alone!" Ash yelled, shielding his face with his hands.

"It's my job, Ash." Todd explained.

"I'm gonna break that stupid camera!" Ash threatened and was about to snatch it out of Todd's hands when he was approached by a guy in green, escorted by two police officers.

"Excuse me, sir. But did you steal this gentleman's musical instrument?" one of the officer's asked him.

"Errr. Yes okay! I stole it." he took the ocarina out of his pocket and handed it back to the forest man. "But he's really fucking annoying and it was getting on my nerves."

"That's his job, sir." the other officer chimed in.

"My job is to help people who are lost in the woods find their way out by playing my ocarina so they follow the sound of the music, and then I can direct them into town." the ocarina player explained.

"…sorry." Ash apologized. The ocarina player and the officers left, and Ash decided to go back home to face another kind of music.

Early that evening, just as the sun was starting to set, Ash made it back to his house. His house that was once so peaceful and innocent, had become a disturbing place of craziness, sexiness, and hilariousness over the course of the past week. It was both fun and frustrating, exhilarating and depressing. But could tonight be the final chapter?

Ash walked up to the front door and turned the knob to open it. He walked inside and closed the door behind him. All seemed peaceful enough with the exception of the television on in the living room. He walked deeper inside to get a look. There on the couch sat only Macy and Duplica, watching the poke'mon planet channel.

"Hey." Ash simply and quietly greeted them as he walked around for them to see him.

"Hey, Ash." Duplica replied "Oh! Gary came over to get his clothes back. I think he's in your room."

"Okay." Ash walked to his room and looked down at his clothes, just realizing that he still had on the borrowed wardrobe. Once he got to his bedroom, he opened up the door and was stunned to see Gary was naked on his bed…but so too was the young woman beneath him. Gary and Gisele were having sex in the missionary position. He watched as Gary drove his newly de-virginized cock into Gisele's vagina. He watched Gisele scratch Gary's back and moan in pleasure.

"Oh Gary. Yes. Fuck me!" Gisele moaned.

Though angry, Ash decided not to disturb them. He shut the door and sighed. "I need a friend." Ash turned around to the guest bedroom, seeking comfort and advice from his girl-crazy friend. He opened the door and once again was stunned and surprised to see more sex occurring right before his eyes. Brock was fucking Lisa doggie style on the bed.

Brock drilled his cock hard into Lisa's pussy, shaking the bed, and slapping her ass with his right hand. Both of them moaned and groaned. Brock thrusted hard and fast, and took a hold of Lisa's hair and pulled it.

"I wonder if she knows it's Brock fucking her." Ash said quietly. He shut the door and turned to walk down the end of the hall to his mother's room to see who was in there. But that would be the worst door to open. He opened it up to see Ms. Mime laying on her back with her legs spread, and Pikachu in between them fucking her.

'Oh my god!' Ash thought 'I thought Mimey was a lesbian.' he pulled the door shut and walked away back down the hall, and back out the front door of the house. He sat down outside on a patio chair. "Everybody is having sex except me." he sighed. "I need some understanding friends." Ash called out two of his poke'mon for comfort.

Charizard came out of his poke'ball and posed yet again with his wings spread and his biceps flexed. The other poke'mon was Geodude, which Ash apparently captured 'off camera.'

"CHARRRR!" Charizard pulled a photograph out from behind his back of his girlfriend Charla.

"You wanna be with her don't you?" Ash asked, looking at the photo.

Charizard only growled (Translation: I'm really horny and I want to go fuck her!)

"Okay, buddy. Go ahead." Ash said sadly. Charizard took flight to the sky, going out to seek some hot tail. Literally.

"I guess it's just me and you, Geodude." Ash said, watching his charizard disappear past the horizon.

"Dude!" geodude gripped Ash's leg in his hands and began humping his leg again.

"Ahhhh! Stop that!" Ash kicked geodude away from him, bringing a tear to the poke'mon's rocky eye. "You know what? I'm pretty sure Brock's geodude is a female. Let's go get you the satisfaction of real…rock pussy?" Ash said, walking inside the house, followed close behind by geodude. Inside the house, Ash found Brock's back pack and his geodude marked poke'ball. He called out the poke'mon on to the floor next to his geodude.

Ash's geodude looked over the attractive female from side to side, and gazed intently at her rock tits. "DUDE!" he went in behind her and the two began to mate.

Ash sweat dropped "You two could use some privacy." he dragged the rug that the poke'mon mated on, across the floor and into a closet. He shut the door and walked into the living room to talk to the girls. "Hey where is Misty, May, and Dawn?" he asked, realizing that the three were not there.

"They split up and went out to look for you." Dupica answered "they were really worried."

"I see." but Ash was not convinced of that. He still believed the women only wanted to use him for financial gain.

His train of thought was disrupted when Brock walked into the kitchen wearing just his boxer's. "Hey, Ash. What's up you crazy man you?" he said happily while pointing his fingers at Ash like they were guns.

"Why are you so happy?" Ash asked.

"Cuz I get to have PUSSY!" Brock happily exclaimed, while gathering up some condoms in his arms, which were set next to the land line, which had been unplugged so there were no annoying disturbances.

"Oh. Congratulations." Ash said sadly. "hey what do I do if women only want to be with me for money?"

"It's called the circle of life my son. If they aren't after your money than they aren't real women" Brock replied. "just as if we aren't after their pussies than we aren't real men."

"Ohh." Ash frowned at Brock's disappointing but mostly truthful logic.

"I've been waiting along time for this moment to CUM! I'm destined for anything at alllll!" Brock sang the Green Day song as he went back down the hall to his room.

Ash didn't feel any better now being back home, between Brock's singing, the poke'mon planet program called 'Pocket-Monsters Inside Me' glaring on the television, the geodude mating, Gisele's moaning, and Ms. Mime's moaning. "I gotta get out of here." Ash quietly snuck out the front door yet again to go be some where else for awhile. But where could he go? Then he remembered one of his options…

Late that evening Ash arrived at Professor Oak's lab, which was only inhabited by Tracy since the professor was out of town on business. Tracy opened the door to see his friend standing their with his back slouched, still wearing Gary's clothes which had become dirty and torn from the last 24 hours. "Gary isn't gonna be happy that you ruined his favorite sweater. But please, come on in."

After taking a shower and changing into another pair of Gary's clothes, Ash found him self situated in the living room watching American Pie on one of the movie channels. "This seems familiar." he said, taking a drink of Mountain Dew.

"Well yeah absolutely. Hell yeah." Tracy said, walking back and fourth in the room, talking on the phone. "I can't wait. Yes I can't wait to see my lovely flower. You bloom more with beauty every time I see you…I love you too. Buh-byee." Tracy hung up the phone "That was Daisy. Misty's sister. She's coming over tomorrow and we're gonna make this place dirtier than Sanchez."

"Wow. I didn't know you and Daisy were dating." Ash said.

"Well…I've become some what of a pretty big player in the community. Or 'playa.' Girl's can't resist my charm." Tracy grinned. "my secret is being romantic and lying to women and telling them individually they're the only one I could ever love."

"Tracy…that strategy has been around since the dawn of man. And woman." Ash said, unimpressed.

"Shhhh!" Tracy shushed him loudly.

Ash yawned loudly "I'd like to see how this movie ends. Do they lose their virginities or not. But I'm tired. I'll watch the rest tomorrow if you don't mind recording it."

"Okay okay." Tracy set the settings to record. "now let me show you to your quarter's for the night." he got up to lead him to his room.

"I was just gonna sleep in Oak's room." Ash said, walking in that direction.

"Uh sorry Ash. You can't. You see when ever Sammy goes out of town, I sleep in his room." Tracy told him.

"What? Why?" Ash asked.

"Because he has a memory foam mattress. When I sleep on his bed it feels like I'm sleeping with God." Tracy explained.

"Okay fine. I'll sleep in Gary's bed." Ash said, turning around.

"You can't do that either. Gary will probably be home later. But you can sleep in my bed." Tracy offered.

"Okay. Good night." Ash opened the door to Tracy's bedroom and walked in. The first thing he noticed was all of the sketches tacked all over the bedroom walls of all sorts of different poke'mon from over the years.

He walked over to the bed and noticed on the nightstand was a sketch book of Tracy's recent drawings. Ash opened it up to see a sketch of various poke'mon mating, which included golems, onix's, jigglypuffs, meowths, and a nidoking and nidoqueen couple. "Why would he sketch these?" he wondered. He closed the book, turned off the light, stripped him self completely of his clothes and hopped into bed for some shut eye.

About half an hour later, Ash was still awake, but trying to fall asleep. He lay on his side starring at the wall in front of him even though it was too dark to see anything. He sighed and closed his eyes.

The door to the room opened, and in stepped a female. Apparently somebody followed him…but before Ash could turn to see the figure in the crack of light, she shut the door and it was pitch black again. The mysterious figure slowly made her way to the bed and crawled in next to Ash.

She put her soft hand on his chest, feeling around, and then up to his neck. She applied her gentle lips to his and kissed him. Ash kissed back, and put one of his hands on her bare back. The two made out on their sides.

As they kissed, Ash explored the mysterious woman's nude body with his hand, feeling her curves and her physical beauty from her breasts, down her waist, hips, and ass. But he wanted a hundred percent confirmation that it was indeed a female he was making out with. He moved his hand over the front of her thigh, and in between her legs. He stuck his middle and index fingers into her moist vagina, which registered a quiet gasp from the female.

This was good enough for Ash. He had waited too long for this moment. His penis was rock solid, and sandwiched in between their stomachs. He could no longer take it. He rolled the woman on to her back so he was laying on top of her. He adjusted and held him self above her with his hands to her side. He poked at her lower body with his penis, till it found an opening. He slowly and carefully inserted it into her vagina.

Ash gasped and moaned. For the first time in his life his penis was inside a woman's vagina. He wasted no time thrusting back and fourth. He moaned as the head of his cock slowly penetrated and rubbed along the vaginal walls. He couldn't believe he had been missing out on this for so long. He never thought his hands could be replaced.

It was so soft, so wet, so warm, so tight, so good. Ash needed to feel an increased sense of pleasure, so he thrusted faster. He moaned and grunted with each thrust. The woman clawed at his back as he nailed her to the mattress.

She moaned and moaned, feeling her pussy being penetrated with such force and precision. For Ash's first time, he was making a good impression, as he made the woman he fucked moan and squeal. And he took much pride and pleasure in doing so.

Over and over he drilled his hard cock deep inside her pussy. Though his body was becoming exhausted, and he sweat from every pore he had, the pleasure was too overwhelming to even notice. Instead of slowing down, his strength and energy increased. He fucked her harder and faster. And she moaned louder and more frequently.

Ash didn't care how warm the room became, or how scratched his back got. This was the experience he longed to fulfill for so long and it felt even better than he imagined. The satisfaction came from both the incredible feeling he achieved through fucking her and the verbal and physical response she gave him.

Ash pounded her pussy as hard as he could. The bed frame seemed to be in danger of collapsing, and the walls almost seem to shake from the vibrations. The woman moaned as Ash gave her the pounding of a lifetime.

The louder the woman got from nearing an orgasm, the more excited this made Ash. He pumped it into high gear, tearing through her tight pussy. Now he grunted louder, feeling the climax of his actions getting closer. He squeezed the woman's shoulders and shut his eyes. He was almost there. It was the greatest feeling he ever experienced and he could no longer express it verbally as the intense pleasure paralyzed him. He drilled his cock harder and harder, faster and faster. Till his cum shot deep inside the woman's vagina. He groaned loudly and thrusted till the cum dribbled out of him.

Ash came to a complete stop and rolled over and out of the woman on to his back. He panted for a short while, before he closed his eyes, and fell fast asleep. Ash Ketchum was no longer a virgin…

Ash's eyes slowly fluttered open the next morning. He looked at the clock radio. It was 8:51a.m. Then he checked both sides of him. But there was no woman to be seen. Then he lifted the covers to check, though obvious there was no one under there. Ash shrugged his shoulders and smiled.

"I fucked a woman! In your face virgins!" he jumped out of bed, still naked "I had sex! I'm not a virgin! You hear me world? Ash Ketchum is a man!" after shouting, he got dressed and quickly made his way outside, forgetting to say goodbye to Tracy.

Ash walked out of the house humming a happy tune, passing near by Todd Snapp on his way.

"Good morning, Ash." Todd said followed with a wink. He patted his camera.

Ash just kept on walking happily and confidently. He walked up to a little kid playing in the front yard of his house. "Hey kid, do you know what time it is?"

"Uhh…no I don't have a wa-"

"I don't care! I'm not a virgin!" Ash yelled, interrupting the kid and continued on his way. He walked by the 'Virgin' mega store and stopped to point and laugh at it.

After making fun of virgins, the man who was a virgin not even nine hours ago walked up to his house. As he went to turn the door knob, it opened up and his mother stood there glaring at him.

"Mommy!" he opened his arms to hug her.

"Ash Ketchum! Why are there a bunch of whores in my house? And why is there a hole in the bathroom? Which is dripping with white stuff." Delia angrily asked him.

Ash sweat dropped. "Uh…uh…they came over yesterday for a quiet formal party. And I don't know anything about a hole in the bathroom wall." he nervously lied.

"Well okay then. You're off the hook. You're lucky I love you so much." she hugs her son.

"Hey when did you get home, Mom? Has it been a week already?" Ash asked.

"I got home this morning. I called last night to give you a head's up but I couldn't get through cuz apparently the phone was disconnected." she explained.

"Ohhh." Ash scratched his scalp.

"Well come on in, honey. I prepared a big breakfast. And if you excuse me I'm gonna go take a shower. I need to get the plane smell off me." she kissed her son on the head and walked down the hall to the bathroom.

Ash walked into the kitchen. There at the table sat everybody eating breakfast. Brock, the poke'mon, and the women. "Hey everyone!" he greeted them with enthusiasm.

"Hi, Ash!" everyone shouted back in unison.

"Wow. We're good. No one was late or anything." May said, making everyone laugh.

"Hey where's Gary?" Ash asked, noticing his friend was not there.

"He went back home last night." Gisele answered.

"Ohh. Well in other news. Guess who isn't a virgin any more." Ash crossed his arms and grinned.

"Ooh! I'm not I'm not!" Brock raised his hand.

"No. I had sex last night. I'm not a virgin. Fuck yes!" Ash exclaimed and did a little dance to display his happiness.

"Hell yeah, brother!" Brock got up and hi-fived his friend, followed by a fist pump. And then they hugged "My little boy is all grown up." Brock wiped a tear away from his eye.

"Who…who was the girl?" Macy asked, extremely disappointed. Sadness in her voice.

"Well actually it's kind of funny. I don't know who she is." Ash blushed.

Everyone at the table raised their eyebrows "How the fuck do you not know who she is?" Misty asked, with a rage growing inside her, eliminating her as the possible mystery woman.

"Because it was dark. She crept into my room last night. No words were spoken. It was like magic, and we just did it. And it was amazing." Ash said, as if he were in love with the mystery girl.

All of the women exchanged angry and accusing glances with one another, each one waiting for the mystery girl to reveal her self.

"Okay. It was me!" Dawn finally came forward, standing up with a big smile crept on her lips.

The women just gasped. They couldn't believe it. Their quest to take Ash's virginity had finally come to an end. The girls were too upset to finish their breakfast. So they got up and started to head out the door, including Lisa, which Brock followed like a puppy dog.

"Wait Lisa. What about us?" he asked, following her away.

"Girls wait!" Ash tried to stop them "You can still sleep with me. I'm a second time virgin." he tried to persuade them. But it did not work. They all walked out the door, slamming it shut behind them.

"Now it's just us." Dawn smiled.

Ash took her hands in his "Oh Dawn I can't begin to tell you how amazing last night was. It was worth the long excruciating wait." he kissed her on the lips. "Wanna go fuck again?"

Dawn frowned "I don't know…"

"What do you mean you don't know? Didn't you enjoy what we had last night?" Ash asked her.

Dawn sighed "It wasn't me all right? I lied. I just wanted to get rid of everyone."

"It wasn't you?" Ash was immensely confused.

"But you could just lie and say it was me so I can get the million dollars." she smiled "I'll have sex with you as much as you want." she offered and licked her lips.

Ash sighed "I can't. I can't just lie and say that. I refuse to cooperate." he said. This earned him a hard slap to the face. Dawn stormed out of the house and left him behind, stunned. Though confused and upset, he took a seat at the table to finish off everyone's breakfast they left behind. "So much for my harem." he said sadly, while stuffing his face with food.

Pikachu jumped on to the chair next to him, and grabbed the bottle of ketchup "Pikachu.."

Ms. Mime took the seat next to Pikachu "Mime mime mime."

As Ash ate, he could hear his mother having a conversation on the phone with somebody in the next room. "Oh really?" he heard his mom say "then that means there will be lots of time for us to spend together."

"Gross." Ash wanted to cover his ears, listening to his mom talk to some fling.

"but I sure had fun last night." she continued.

"Err." the conversation was frustrating Ash even more, boiling his temperature.

"Wait. What are you talking about Tracy? What do you mean you weren't there…? Then who did I have sex with?"

Ash dropped the fork on the table and his eyes enlarged "…Oh my god…" he couldn't believe it "…we're rich…"

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I would like to first apologize to those of you who were majorly disappointed by the ending. But try to have a sense of humor about it. I know it's disturbing though. I disturbed my self. But I planned this ending before I even started writing this story. Please review and feel free to give me negative feedback. I look forward to reading each and every one of your reviews.

UPDATE! THERE IS A SEQUEL TO THIS STORY TITLED AS ash's second SO READ AND REVIEW! !