Red vs. Blue vs. Soul
Red vs. Blue belongs to Rooster Teeth; Halo belongs to Bungie and 343 Studios
Soul Calibur belongs to Namco/Project Soul
Sry about the lack of commentary in the 1st chap, folks. But hopefully this chapter will have the action as you may have carved from the 1st one plus introduces another character in the scene plus the mystery foe of Wash is now revealed ^^ As said, please review this since I want to know what you think about what I got so far
Chapter II – "Medieval on your $$"
(Back in Valhalla…both teams along with pacifist medic wait near the vortex-portal and wonder about Washington's long disappearance)
Tucker: Dude – Wash has been in there for almost half-an-hour…
Doc: I hope he's alright…wherever he is.
Sarge: Ah – he's just fine. He's a Freelancer after all – able to handle the insane of situations...
Grif: Like what we get into on a daily basis?
Sarge: Shut up Grif.
Tucker: That's it – I'm sick of standing here doing nothing. (Walks up to the vortex) I'm going in. Wash was starting to be cool and I'm not messing out on that opinion.
Caboose: Wait up, Tucker! (Follows)
Tucker (turns to Doc): Hey! Doc! You wanna come or not?
Doc: Uh…Well…
Sarge: Listen up you – it's time like this where you need to man up, straighten out your spine, nut up, all that jazz. The point is…Do you want to live forever?
Doc: …Is that an option?
Sarge: Ah, just get outta here already! (Shoves Doc up to the vortex)
Doc: Gaah! (Bumps into Tucker and Caboose)
Tucker: Gah! Doc!
Caboose: Ouchies!
(At that, all three quickly tumble through the portal, leaving the Reds behind)
Grif: …
Sarge: …
Simmons: Well…That was new.
Grif: I'll say.
Sarge: Agreed.
Simmons: So…Think we should go after them?
Sarge: Maybe…
Grif: Hell no – I'm fine where I am.
Sarge: Shut up Grif – Thanks to you, we're now going.
Grif: Wait – WHAT?
Sarge (running to the vortex): We can't let those Blues have all the fun! Geronimo! (Jumps inside)
Grif: Simmons – You're not going too, are you?
Simmons: (running to vortex as well then stops near it) Sorry Grif – but we just can't leave Sarge by himself. And oh by the way…Sarge found your secret stash and torched it the night before.
Grif (pissed): What? That red-neck sonuvab****! (Charges into the vortex) That was good sh** I had and now he's going to pay for it! (Disappears)
Simmons (chuckles to himself): Works like a charm… (Proceeds to enters the vortex)
(Meanwhile…The last two Blue soldiers and purple medic suddenly found themselves in the village square of said village from last chapter.)
Tucker (looking around): What the hell? Where are we? (Looks down to see his altered armor) And what the crap happened to our armor?
Caboose (Looks at own armor): Oh… my… gosh…
Tucker: What is it, Caboose?
Caboose: I think…we…are…superheroes!
Tucker: …What?
Caboose: See? We have capes on our back – superheroes wear capes.
Tucker: We are NOT freakin' superheroes…
Caboose: But we're wearing capes.
Tucker: Yeah but –
Caboose: And superheroes wear capes.
Tucker: Well, some do but that's –
Caboose: So we're superheroes.
Tucker (to himself): Goddamnit Caboose…
Doc: Uh – actually we're not superheroes. We're more like knights in appearance.
Tucker: Knights? As in the dudes who ride on horses, fight dragons and crap, and rescue hot babes in castles?
Doc: Uh…In a way…yeah.
Tucker: Sweet! (To Caboose) Told you we weren't superheroes.
Caboose (saddened): Ah…But I wanted to be called Captain Caboose…
(Suddenly before Doc and Tucker could say anything else, what sounded like an explosion is heard in the background and soon a figure is hurled into the view of the trio)
Tucker: The hell?
Doc: Oh God!
Tucker (Takes a step forward): Wait…Is there…Wash?
Washington (Standing up; to himself): Damn…And I thought Tex could hit hard…
Tucker (yells): Wash! Hey Wash!
Caboose: Hi Washington!
Washington (looks to see): Huh? Tucker, Caboose? Doc?
Tucker: Hey dude! It's great to see -
Washingon (yells): WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU GUYS SO LONG?
Tucker: What? What are you talking about?
Washington (yells): I'm having my ass kicked by some…thing made of lava that keeps calling me a maggot!
Tucker: Ah, that doesn't sound that bad. I mean, what does that guy even look like?
(Suddenly the hulking form of the mystery foe from last chapter stomps into the scene, swinging his axe)
Astaroth (roaring): RAAAHH! (Looks like he's going to charge)
Tucker (sees): Holy sh**! What the hell is that?
Doc (scared beyond belief): I'm think I'm going to faint now… (Falls over)
Caboose: Oh…Doc's taking a nap. (Whispers to Tucker) We should be quiet now.
Astaroth: (Stomps forward; crackling)
Washington (yells): Tucker! Your sword!
Tucker: What?
Washington: Your energy sword! Throw it over to me!
Tucker: I don't know…
Washington: JUST THROW THE DAMN SWORD ALREADY OR I'LL DEAD HERE!
Tucker: Gah! Ok-Ok…Jeez. (Pulls his energy sword and activates it; quickly hurls it to Washington who amazingly catches it)
Washington (readies himself): Ok you rocky b******, let's see how tough you really are when I go medieval on your freakin' ass….
Astaroth: Heh-heh-heh…So you got a REAL weapon now, though a strange one… (Chuckles) Heh – I'm going to enjoy making you squirm in your death even more now… (Roars and charges)
Washington: (charges as well)
(Soon the combatants clash with their weapons; once they break from the blade-lock, Astaroth swings his giant ax at the former Freelancer who performs a front flip to dodge. Washington then uses his time to land a quick punch to the golem's face. Astaroth grunts only once and start swinging once more. In a quick second, both weapons clash once more before their wielders break hold. Washington thrust his sword arm at the hellish golem who sidesteps and pounds the futuristic soldier in the back with his axe-shaft. However the Freelancer quickly recovers and does a roundhouse kick to Astaroth's torso – making the giant stagger a bit.)
Astaroth: (Recovers and growls) You worm! You're going to pay for that! (Charges once more)
Washington: (readies for the fight)
(Suddenly a voice cries from behind the fighters)
? (sound like from a girl): Halt vile beast!
Astaroth (pauses in mid-charge; looks): Huh?
Washington: Hmm (looks)
Tucker and Caboose: (also look)
(Soon they all see the shape of a young woman with a bit of red hair showing dressed in full-plated armor with wolf motif holding a short sword in one hand and a long spear adorned with a flag.)
Astaroth: And who the hell are you?
?: I am Princess Hildegard von Krone, ruler of the kingdom of Wolfkrone and you…(points her sword at Astaroth) shall taste only defeat this day! (Readies for combat)
Astaroth: (Snarls)
Washington (stares): Oh my God…
Tucker: That's…That's…
Caboose: Tex?
Tucker: Only…she's medieval…!
Doc: (murmur something about Dungeons and Dragons in his state)
Astaroth: (looks at Hilde and then Washington; snarls. Suddenly he takes a few steps back before charging away) (to Washington) Another time maggot! And when it comes…You'll be buried in an unmarked grave!
Washington (glares): Hmm… (Deactivates energy sword)
Tucker and Caboose: (approaches Washington)
Doc (wakes up): Huh? What? Is that thing gone now? (Quickly see and heads up with the other guys)
(Soon the princess comes forth to the group; taking her head to reveal her long hair and holding her helmet under her arm)
Hilde (to Washington): I thank you for taking arms for the defense of this village, sir knight. But I must know…who are you and where did you come from?
Washington: Uh…
Tucker: We're from…Uh…
Doc: Um…
Caboose: Spain!
Washington (surprised but goes with it): Uh…Yeah, er…Si.
Hilde: Hmm…So you are in service of Philip I see?
Washington: Uh…sure. That's who we work for. Our boss – King Phil of Spain.
Hilde (looks not sure of it): Hmm… (Suddenly turns away and start walking) Come.
Blue Team: H-Huh?
Hilde: Meet me outside the army campsite so we may continue our talk… (walks away)
Washington: …
Tucker: One word dude…Damn. I don't think I don't need to do a 'bow-chicka-bow-wow' for her…Ah, what the hell…Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
Washington: …Shut up Tucker.
Tucker; Hey, you just sounded like Church for a minute there.
Washington: I said shut up.
Tucker: Ok-Ok…sheesh!
Hope you enjoy that one if you did with the first. Next chap will all about the Reds...except they will not be where the Blues are. Check out the upcoming 2-par saga - "Journey to the West - As Done by the Reds" to learn what I mean! ^^