Ch two

Can't say the party would have been fun. Aizen bitterly mull over it wondering if anyone was lousing it up like Momo. Momo had taken it upon herself to irritate the living hell out of him. The play was very dull not that he hated it but Momo decided to chit chat the whole time. Aizen would have loved to tell her to shut up but she was his concubine. Aizen twirl a strand of hair in his hand wondering what fun Rangiku was no doubt participating in.

"So Captain I would like to say thank you for canceling your previous engagement"Momo ended her long lecture.

"You're welcome Momo"Aizen murmur making sure in the near future to keep his mouth shut in discussing his likes. Sometimes he likes to speak bull shit to Momo but she never knew which one was false. The girl had a photographic memory. There were times when he said something random to shut her up but she took it serious. Then she throws it back at him keeping him on his toes.

"Look Captain! I think its Captain Zaraki and Yachiru"Momo lean over the balcony pointing. Aizen shook his head at her clearly uninterested.

"I don't think I can see Zaraki attending a play"Aizen began to say.

"He's right there Captain''Momo persisted leaning over the balcony. Please fall Aizen prayed silently watching her grip the rail. As luck would have it she didn't.

"I do see him! Oh my you were right and I was wrong"Aizen agreed once she fell back on her feet.

"No Captain you were right I mean how would he afford to go?"Momo smile at him. Momo didn't want him to feel stupid in thinking he was entirely wrong about Zaraki.

"Actions speak louder than words"Aizen quoted sure that she would memorize that to.

"Should we say hi to him?"Aizen ask getting up his hope to cut out early.

"I thought I was wrong?"Momo ask trying to look perplex.

"No his reiatsu is the same"Aizen quickly counter making sure to do a scan before. It was the real Zaraki. They hurried below to see Zaraki looking bored with his little date.

"Look Ken Chan!"Yachiru cried bouncing up and down in her seat. Yachiru had spotted them. Zaraki stiffen when he sense Aizen and Momo.

"What brings you here?"Zaraki look at them.

"I bought the tickets and Captain Aizen brought us here"Momo quickly answer. Aizen look over his shoulder to see people huddling from them.

"What did you do to them?"Aizen ask looking at Zaraki. Zaraki look confuse but quickly caught on what he meant.

"I just told them unless I am allowed in here I will go off and shove my sword up their ass"Zaraki smile knowing he would take it a sexual way.

"You do realize they think you're going to rape them"Aizen mouth off silently. The girls were not paying attention.

"Yeah so?''Zaraki shrug looking down at his sword. Aizen lower his eyes and saw he was indeed sporting an erection.

"Yeah uh I was invited to a party but Yachiru made it hard for me to get a babysitter for her"Zaraki explain shifting in his seat. Aizen just shook his head at him.

"The same here only Momo wanted to get this viewing instead of the other times"Aizen look over at Momo. Yachiru and Momo were scampering off to the ladies restroom.

"Hey! Why don't we ditch them on someone here and go to the party? We can still make it"Zaraki perk up only Aizen shot down his request.

"You would ditch our Lieutenants in the world of the living?"Aizen began to wonder if he could pull it off.

"In a heart beat"Zaraki replied and look at a woman nearby.

"Say woman how about babysitting tonight? You will get paid"Zaraki lean over and grin. The woman looks down and saw his erection.

"How rude!"She cried slapping his face and got up to leave. Aizen smile stepping back for her to cross. Zaraki just rub his cheek looking angry.

"Why don't you try it?''Zaraki look at Aizen. Aizen just lick his lips looking for a woman to sweet talk. Just then Momo appear with Yachiru.

"All ready"Yachiru cried jumping in Zaraki's arms.

"Aren't you going to see the second act?"Momo asked. Zaraki shot her a glare telling her to zip it.

"Ken Chan promise me ice cream"Yachiru cried jumping on his shoulders. Zaraki got up and left using super speed. Momo turn to Aizen and smile. Great! Now he was stuck with another hour of torture.