Chapter two.
Madara's point of view
How bad can it be? How bad can it be? Very, very bad, horrible. So this Deidara he never shuts up. So I annoy him just for fun you know. And I know that a lot of the members are not will in the head but this guy is nuts. Ok first he talks about his art non stop. Then he cries about Sasori that's mpuupet boy if you don't know. Then he is mad at him. Then he talks about his art. I'm thinking Sasori may have died on purpose. And he is so bossy. He also talks about hating Itachi. And he hates me cause I said he was a pretty girl. That was just one night. Remind me to invest in some new mattresses these suck hard.
So day two with the blond. He woke me up at six am six am. I hate to wake up early. He said he needed to blow Sasori's stuff up so I don't know I wasn't paying attention so I went to go hide under the pool table now peace and quiet.
"Tobi un where are you I need you to make me a sandwich!" I'm not here I thought. Just go away.
"What the hell do you think your doing hiding from me like that un! I'm in charge of this team yeah and you need to obey now I want a sandwich!" Oh, why couldn't it have been the cheapskate guy that needed a partner.
"Ok sempi Tobi will make a sandwich for you what kind?"
"Will lets see I think tuna salad un, yeah that will be good and hurry up I need to train you next un."
"Ok sempi Tobi won't let you down!" He sat down satisfied with that. I went into the kitchen to fix the sandwich maybe I should just reveal my secret it's better than sandwich-who is sniffing me?
"Is that tuna Tobi?" Kisame asks.
"Yes it for Deidara sempi.. Kisame-san." Dude this is weird a shark is sniffing around me.
"Oh ok then I guess your his new slave then?"
"What I love Deidara sempi he is the best ever!" Kami this is hard I want an Oscar for this. First off I hate him and I am no ones slave shark boy go home to sea world.
"What ever you say Tobi." he smiles a pity smile at me this sucks I think as I walk back with the dam sandwich.
"Here you go sempi!" I say brightly. He eats alright amazingly not with his mouth hands. Which no one told me about. I was like Zetsu did Pein get this person from the freak show he said no got him from Iwa.
"It was ok but next time remember I don't like so much mayonnaise, cut the crust, I like wheat not white, and just do better" and remember the arsenic also I added.
"Ok time to train know I that I am the best with my art and all and you are not very good. So I'll take it easy on you." easy my ass. He is chucking bombs at me and stuff. All I do is scream and run around. He is so mad he is red. And stuff. Finally I get tired of this crap and puff away to Zetsu's green house.
"Zetsu where are you it me." I take off my mask and ruffle my hair i'm tired and annoyed.
"Whats up how was it?"
"Horrible he hates me I hate him I say we kill the shark and I can be the weasels partner."
"He upset of Sasori. He liked him, like liked him."
"I don't care no reason to try to kill me that is insane. I told you Oro was not that bad perverted yes but he wasn't a bad guy." Zetsu grabs me and hugs me he smells like sweet summer grass. I inhale and relax.
"Well I did piss him up. It is fun though." I smiled at him
"Whatever you say."