ok if i owned naruto then this wouldn't be fan fiction. so i do not own it. i'd also like to thank those who have been reviewing.

Ok so it's been tres semmanes thats 3 weeks if you don't watch Dora or Diego. Since I became Deidara's new partner. And let me tell it does not get easier. Did you know he talks in his sleep. And the 'un' always there I'm this close to mangekygo shariganing him. And it is art, art, Sasori, Sasori. I have to sit thorugh how Sasori was never there for him. And yada yada. But the great thing about this mask is that I can sleep and no one notices me sleeping. But it also has a huge disadvantage.

Deidara wants to know why I wear a mask. So I told him that's the way my face is. He didn't go for it. At least he is kinda smart. Then I noticed he is been trying to get me to take it off by watching me eat and sleep and I think once in the shower. Eww! But I won't budge I just make up an excuse and run. So far I think it's ok.

I've also been having a lot fun by making them so mad. Like that guy I refer to as Mr. Krabs you know the cheapskate from Spongebob. One day me and Deidara decided to burn his money in a smores roast. He cried like little baby. That was one day Deidara was ok but I don't like him. Then we used that guy with the purple eyes we used his little triangle necklace as a cookie cutter that day Deidara was ok too. But you know just stuff has been going on. But Deidara still annoys me I had to do his shopping.

Deidara's point of view

So Tobi wears this mask why un? I need to know I am naturally the curious type. I need to know it is killing me. Even Sasori no danna showed me his real form. Maybe I should ask Zetsu un. He knows Tobi the best after all.

Tobi POV

So today I am cos playing as a karaoke machine to fool Deidara. This will so work dude how is the evil genius? I am!

Deidara and Zetsu POV

"Zetsu where are you? un." I asked as I walked in to his green house. It was warm and smelled like roses and grass. It was actually great nice very lush and full of different colors.

"Yes" he answered from somewhere.

"Oh I need to know something about Tobi." what does he want to know I wondered to myself.

"What do you want to know?" I asked with a bored tone tending to pruning the white rose bush.

"Will, why does he always wear a mask?" shit that damm question I knew that he would ask.

"That's the way his face looks." come on believe it why does that sound familiar.

"What no tell me why! I'm his partner I need to know!" why Madara was right he is so whiny.

"Will, you see he was horribly disfigured by a fire incident at age of five." So that was it I still want to see how bad can it look."

"Oh I'm hungry so got to run." I have to warn Madara about this.

Tobi

Tobi I know that you are the karaoke machine.

"What is it?"

"I think that Diedara is going to rip off your mask. He really wants to know what your hiding."

"I know is it that bad?"
"Yeah"

"I knew it was bad when he was watching me in the shower."

"Pervert you know he is gay right?"

"Really gross but he doesn't like me at all." Just then we got a message from Pein meeting. Now you out there may think cool an Akatsuki meeting. Will you must be on more crack than Amy Winehouse to think it is fun. It is not I told Pein again and again to follow Roberts rules to order to run the meeting but no. This is what we do first each member gives a boring speech about there particular fetish. Then Pein talks about what we do and stuff a snorefest.

So first we start with Pein wondering if he should get new studs for his piercing and this was about 50 minutes long. So I got drowsy. Then Konan talked about new origami for about 20 minutes. Zetsu talked about gardening for about 20 minutes that was ok actually then I went to sleep. Then Hidan talked about Jasmine his religion. And going to hell if you don't convert but if Jasmine is the god of destruction then wouldn't be like sunshine and stuff will I don't think its Jasmine might be Jashmin. Then shark and weasel did a joint thing about how weasels and sharks are endangered species. And we should whatever. I don't care. So by this time I was asleep when blondie shook me. This was about art banging and he thrown something at me I screamed damm shark laughed. The end.

The missions I wasn't paying attention until Pein spoke my name Tobi and Deidara I want you two to go observe the third biju. Fine I'm stuck with him for a while kill me. Why couldn't it be him that died the mpuppet wouldn't be that.

Deidara thought this is my chance to see his face.

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