So here I am it is early morning the day before we go on our mission. I am at our weekly meeting with Pein, Konan, and Zetsu. Now if you thought that this would be less crazier than the meeting with the other members then your wrong. I listened vaguely to the grey eyed man talk about ....stuff did you Pein makes this jiggling sound when he walks got to be the piercings. "Madara-sama?" I heard Konan say.
"Yo"
"So what do you think?"
"I don't think that anyone should get a raise" the woman had a look of pain on her.
"No, about Itachi going blind and that he needs glasses or a seeing eye dog." she explained annoyed.
"Oh, that will I guess glasses or something couldn't hurt?" he really didn't care about this but he could get a handicap sticker because of Itachi, it would rule if he got to park the Akatsuki's black and red van up front all the time. His thoughts were broken by Zetsu.
"No Kakuzu doesn't think that we can afford glasses or seeing eye dog for him." Zetsu said golden eyes locked on Madara.
"Will now what?" ,Pein questioned, "I mean it is obvious he needs glasses yesterday he was talking to lamp he thought was Kisame all day."
"Will, maybe he just got confused I mean I thought that Kisame was lamp once I mean he is made of wood right?"
"That's was Sasori!" all three voices yelled.
"Besides what lamp is made of wood?" Zetsu said.
"Chilllax ok, but, hey wait." again he seemed to get the attention of all three of the members.
"Ok, look dogs eat a lot right?" Madara was eager and looked at there confused faces as they nodded.
"So, if we get him a seeing eye cat that eats less we save money, plus we can get a red furred cat and it can be Wood man's replacement we'll call him kitty no donna. To birds with one stone!" Madara was excited at his stroke of genius.
"Yeah that is genius! All right meeting over!" Pein said. Although Zetsu and Konan thought that seeing eye cats and such would not solve the problem.
Now Madara as Tobi walked out mask on. When suddenly Itachi pounced.
"Oh my Kami! It's a gaint walking lollipop!" as he said that he started to lick, bite, and suck at Tobi's mask.
"Damm it taste so good like orange flavored sugar! Oh what is that it has chocolate and a cream filling! Yes my dream come true!"mean why Tobi was screaming.
"Oh please stop Itachi-san I am not a lollipop!" but he couldn't help but moan and laugh a little at what Itahci was doing.
"You see Kisame, you said dreams couldn't come true." he said to the lamp. Still not giving up the licking and sucking. Finally all the commotion altered the members.
"Hey what is this un?!"
"It's candy dumbass and don't even thing of tasting my lollipop."
"Yeah look that's Tobi so let him go!" Deidara was enraged his face red and flushed. He came to the hallway after hearing a loud thump and then yelling and moaning. In a way he hoped it wasn't something gross but this was just odd.
"It is not it is a tasty treat I will lick and suck it until I eat it up!" as Itachi continued his assault on Tobi.
"What the fuck is he doing!" Hidan called while covered in blood.
"He is trying to eat Tobi un!" by now all the Akatsuki had gathered shock and amusement on there face.
"I guess I'll save him." Deidara said as he went to get Itachi away from Tobi. All the while Itahci was now licking Tobi's cream covered skin. The blond got down and tried his best to pull him off Tobi but it was no use Itahci really liked the way he tasted. All that resulted was Deidara getting his hair tossled.
"No I told you this my sweet.!" finally Konan came out from her hiding stifling her giggles.
"Itachi", she said was authority, "Get off him that is Tobi.". Itachi got up and straightened up himself like nothing had happened. Tobi's mask had gotten snapped in half and he was hiding his face with his hand. Then Itachi got the lamp and said, "Come on Kisame."
"I thought Kisame was on a solo mission for the past two days." Hidan said as Kakuzu hit his side to shut him up.
"Itachi you and Hidan go get a seeing eye cat so we don't have to go through that event again." Konan told the pair.
"And make sure it has red fur." she added.
"But why the hell-"
"Just do it!" and with that final note they went off.
"Tobi come with me to make sure your ok." Tobi followed the only female member down the hall. But Madara knew that it was to make fun of him. When the door closed to the room she began to laugh and fell over.
"It's not that funny!"
"Sure it's not, some guy licking you to death." she manged to say as she handed Tobi a new mask. They had back ups for things like that.
"I guess you taste sweet?" she was still laughing."
"I guess." he said as he stormed off and pushed Pein and Zetsu away they were trying but, failing to laugh. He went into his room and saw Deidara. Great he did not want to here any lip from him. Deidara's eye shoot up and looked at him he didn't have a hint of amusement but oddness.
"Tobi where did you get a new mask from yeah?" he asked softly.
"Oh, Tobi got one from Konan."
"Will are you ok?" why was he being nice and not laughing. This dude is a mystery.
"Yes Tobi is perfectly good."I said as I did a thumbs up.
"Will that was really stupid of him yeah. But I'm glad that you are not hurt yeah." this is akward I thought Deidara and all and asking me these questions. Luckily we heard Itachi and Hidan come back.
So we both went to see what was up. Itachi was holding a red haired cat that had just received an Akatuki collar from Pein.
"Akatsuki from now on this is our new member Kitty no donna it will replace Sasori no donna as the red head in the group and will also be Itahci's seeing eye cat." the other members simply looked at each and thought this organization sucked but oh will.
"No he is just a cat how can he replace Sasori no doanna?" Deidara shouted enraged.
"Because Deidara get over it." Pein said as Deidara ran into his room and slammed the door.
"Will come on Kitty no donna it is time to meet Kisame."he said as he ran to to the lamp.
"Tobi go comfort your partner."Konan said. This was the last thing he wanted to do but did it anyhow.
so i dont know the charecters. next how will tobi comfort dei-kun? and who loves kitty no donna? please review and you get cyber kitties!