remember folks these are not my charecters they belong to the naruto creator. except kitty no donna he is mine!

Today we set off that is to say me and Blondie. I am sacred for life. Why yous ask, this person is insane at home, on a mission I'm going to end up dead. Right now he is screaming to hurry up.

"Come on Tobi why are you going so slowly we will never get there un!" he said it was sort of a whine scream really annoying. Then he got out some clay and stuck it into his hand mouth and started chomping on it. It was the shape of crow. He made a hand sign and made it bigger.

"Ok, lets go Tobi." he said as he hopped on it. What he expects me to ride that it was in his mouth!

I am not going to sit on someone's spit covered clay vomit.

"That's ok sempi Tobi thinks he shall walk."

"Walk you can't un. It will take to long get on now Tobi!"

"No, Tobi loves to walk in exercises your body!" that is a good lie.
"You can do that on your on time it will take way to long to get there that way and I'll lose you and get in trouble you are getting on!"

"No sorry sempai." I say with sadness in my voice.

"That is it!" he suddenly lunged at me and grabbed me. Then we were sorta wrestling each other on the ground.

"Come on un get on Tobi!"

"But" he pinned me down and hoisted me over his shoulder. He forcefully but me on the bird and get this get this! He grabbed some rope and decided to tie me up. Like a hog or something.

"Sempi let me out please." I pleaded.

"No Tobi is a bad boy."

"Tobi is a good boy everyone says so."

"And now Tobi is a lying bad boy un."

We rode all the way to the village that way this was insanity I know I will make kitty no donna my partner Deidara can be Itachi's seeing eye person.

Mean While with Itachi, Kisame, and Kitty no donna

"Good we can take rest." Itachi said. He took out some fish and through one at Kisame and another one too Kitty no donna. Both ate it happily.

"Now with kitty no donna you and me on a team we are unbeatable. You now what else kitty no donna looks a lot like Sasori only cuter"

"I agree Itachi-san we are the best." all three took a nap with Itachi sleeping on Kisame's stomach and kitty no donna sleeping on Itachi's stomach.

Back with Our Heroes?

We finally made it and there was a huge sign that said welcome to Third Annual Peanut Butter Festival!

"Oh, sempi can we go! Please can we go! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!"

"No way!"

"Your not going to the Peanut Butter festival? That is odd everyone always goes." said some guy.

"Just so we can blend in." yes I won I love peanut butter it is the best.

Deidara thought maybe he can see his face by making him eat peanut butter.

The fair was all decked out in PB. There was peanut butter ice cream, peanut butter dipped apples, peanut butter cookies, peanut butter brownies, and fried peanut butter.

There were also peanut shaped ferris wheel, peanut shaped go carts and a peanut shaped roller coaster. Yes these people loved there peanut butter.

I looked at the fair thinking this is nuts no pun intended. Who eats this much peanut butter what if someone is allergic oh anyhow, at least this gets us out of doing work. Madara thought to himself.

As the night progressed and the sky deepened in color the stars and crescent moon came out to bath the fair in light. It was pretty Tobi had to admit with all the peanut shaped lights. During the night Deidara was nice enough to buy him some peanut shaped ice cream. It was a little creepy because he watched me eat it through the hole in my mask. We walked around and tried a few more peanut themed foods he had to admit that it was pretty good.

"Look sempai the tunnel of peanut love with real peanut butter instead of water." I read, this will really piss him off. I already see his face all red.

"No way un! That is so not happening Tobi!" by this time he was making a scene with his rant and people were starring at him.

"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease Tobi will be a good boy!"

"I said no!"

"Hey come on he said please you must be the worst girlfriend ever!" said some girl. Now more of the crowd was arriving to see and agree with the girl that he was really being mean.

"I'm not a girl!" there were more people because of all the screaming blondie did.

"Ok, ok come on Tobi." he said with a defeated tone.

We got on a peanut shaped boat and somehow floated along even though this was peanut butter. We sat at our own corners.

"Tobi can I see your face?" not this again no you can't.

"No Tobi has a horrible face."

"Look I know you must feel bad about it but I promise I won't laugh I'm just curious." his tone was gentle and sweet. And, for some reason I was melting on the inside. The tunnel had dim lights that were pink and red. It illuminated his face perfectly the blues shone even bluer and his hair shimmered even blonder. I can't be thinking like this. Why am I thinking like this.

"Tobi is sorry there are just to many painful memories." and for some reason the lying hurt.

"I am sad that you can't even trust me like that. I mean you showed Zetsu."

"Maybe later sometime." I don't why I let that slip I just did.

"Ok the ride is almost over so lets go on the ferris wheel next." I can't believe that he won't let me see his face. We got off the ride and headed for the wheel with peanut shaped seats. It flashed in lights that were in a sequence it was pretty. The ride stopped at the top and I looked over at Tobi. I needed to see his face if I caught him off guard then maybe. All or nothing. I quickly leaned in and took off his mask and saw his face it was handsome and pale with almond eyes I but our lips together.

so here is another chapter i hope its ok so please review