i do not naruto it is true.
"Hey what is this? Your face is not ugly!"
"Yes it is but you are hallucinating look a unicorn!"
"I'm not following for that again! Tobi what is this?" Damm that Itachi for using that line on him. Lets see I need another lie I mean distraction.
"Deidara, can we take this somewhere else please." I said using a much more serious tone that he never heard me used before.
"What un?"
"Yes somewhere else like a hotel room?" yeah just silence we where starting to come down from the ferris wheel.
"Ew now your horny too?"
"Horny what? Wait your horny?"
"No, Come on I'm sick of peanuts." we landed and walked out off the ride. The Peanut Butter Festival was about to end.
When some dude came to us and said "Peanuts are nothing! Nothing! Without jelly!!!!!!!!! do you understand?" damm he is crazier than that Hidan dude. The guy had brown dingy hair everywhere. It looked like he bathed maybe last century and for some reason had jelly all over himself.
"Do you understand ,I am brother Raspberry, of the Jelly lovers and every year! Every year since the creation of the Shinobi villages. We have to endure these peanut people!"
"Don't you think that your a little overexcited about this un? It's just stuff you spread on bread." That was the wrong thing to say now the guy is crazier than that Naruto kid.
"Just stuff you spread on bread?! How dare you insult the Jelly!!! Jelly! "Come tomorrow night to the Jelly Rave and see what the Jelly is about or quake with fear of the Jelly Sama!"
"I think-"
"Sure Sempi and Tobi will love to come!"
"Excellent, then Jelly Sama will spare your souls maybe you won't go pantry of no return. Be one with the Jelly." he said as he walked off. Good a distraction a jelly loving fool.
"So that jelly huh-"
"Jelly un don't think I forgot about you. What is the deal with this?"
"The deal with what Sempi?" I have to sound innocent.
"Like hell you don't know with what. The face and how come your talking all different?"
"Sempi have you been sniffing glue again?" I remember someone doing that.
"That was you! Come on why did you lie about your face being ugly?"
"Because I thought it really was ugly." I said in a sad tone. Which is not really true but he can't know.
"You're but; wait you...you have the Shargin?" Shargin right I knew I forgot something.
"What I stole Itachi's contacts." he'll believe that right he is blond.
"Come on another lie! To your own partner?"
"Not like you wanted to be with me anyway always talking about Sasori."
"That is not true your not that bad better than anyone else in there."this was a strange conversation I thought as we walked along to the hotel. I was thinking about everything that had just happened. But hey he kissed me.
"Hey why did you kiss Tobi?" I really wanted to know why it was so weird. And why was I feeling weird like I had just sucked a bunch of warm air my hands were tingling.
"Because, because it was the place you know all lit and the peanuts."
"Ok so you lied too now."
"There was no real reason I just wanted to it felt right at the moment." his voice faded as we continued on the starlit night there was a warm breeze now. This was making me all happy inside but really happy I kept playing the kiss over and over. It was just a kiss not even five seconds long. But I swear that earth stopped but it was more than that the light stopped shining for those seconds. The air molecules stopped. Maybe even the planets stopped rotating and the sun stopped it's fusion. Why did it do that if I kiss him again will it happen? Maybe it was just a mistake, maybe it was those stupid peanuts.
"Were here." called Deidara. We walked into the lobby of a cheap looking motel. Something happened Deidara was talking about something or other and then he waved me to follow. The room had one small bed, a lamp, a night stand, a table with two chairs, a closet, and door that led into a even smaller bathroom.
"Hey why is there only one bed un?"
"Kakuzu didn't want to give us money for another bed. Didn't they tell you?"
"No un who was supposed tell me?"
"I think Konan. I'll sleep on the floor."
"You don't have to just stay on your side of the bed ok?"
"If you say."
"So, who are you?" this is it I could just lie about it all but some unknown force was telling me not too.
"I am an Uchiha. Madara Uchiha real leader of the Akatsuki and accomplished paint baller."
"What an Uchiha!? And your the real Akatsuki leader! Paint ball really we got to go sometime. I don't believe your the real Akatsuki leader and you don't even act like an Uchiha."
"Will I am I only hired you cause I needed a blond."
"What I thought is was beacause of my art un?"
"That was a bonus see Akatsuki does not discriminate against any race, gender, or religion.
"How do you mean?"
"Ok, look there is Kisame half fish with blue hair, Itachi blind the handicap one, Konan is a woman, Pein has piercings and has orange hair, Hidan is a Jasminest."
"Jashinest."
"Oh, right, then Zetsu has green hair and plant like, Kakuzu is tanned, your the resident blond, and Sasori was the red head but he died so I got the cat it also helped Itachi see.
"That stupid cat un."
"I didn't think that it would be so annoying sorry."
"So what was Orochimaru?"
"He was the snake like albino gay person."
"Oh, that is interesting it has nothing to do with talent un.
"No some talent you were the best blond and so forth."
"So Zetsu was the best?"
"No Zetsu was just the only plant thing we could find. I met him at a fabric store."
"What un?"
"I know that this is a little odd Deidara but that is the way the Akatsuki does it's inner workings."
"Ok but why are you hiding?"
"Oh that see if Itachi or anyone else sees me they will know I'm alive and that is a problem. See I was alive since the time of the first Hokage and also Itachi was the one who killed all the Uchiha's so I am one and he will most likely try to do the same. I also am not a fan of the Uchiha's."
"Your that old? But you look younger than me. Great this just my luck this is Sasori no donna all over again." he said all this and collapsed onto the bed.
"I think it is time to go to sleep after all tomorrow night is the jelly rave."
"You really want to go to that un?"
"Hell yes I think this Jelly sama is the new thing." we both got undressed it was a little uncomfortable because I usually just sleep in by boxers. Apparently so does Deidara.
"So we are going to sleep in our panties?"
"Panties un? So your also a pervert I'm wearing boxers duh." indeed he was, he was wearing transformers boxers. They were black and had the Transformers sign all over them. I on the other hand black boxers with the bat signal on the but area. I sneaked a look at him he was a good looking guy he had nice abs and was just nicely toned. His skin had a very light tan maybe a light mocha. He laid down and looked at me to get in. I obliged and crawled in next to him.
"Goodnight Dei kun."
"Night Tobi un."
Even though we said we were going to stay on our own sides of the bed we didn't. I ended snuggled up into his side. I tried to snuggle closer not really knowing why. But it didn't matter because he didn't mind.
We awoke hugging each other. When I woke up I kissed him on the lips. And guess what it was the same feeling again. The world stopping and now it got softer. See I always imaged the world to be cold and rough. But kissing him it felt warm and soft.
Hello all this Tobi here with next times thing it is time for us to vote for employee of the month! it is down to that kitty no donna and Deidara. who will be the winner? Tobi hopes for Deidara but who knows.
meow this is Kitty no donna here to tell you to leave reviews.
Hi un so this took along time so sorry there might be a christmas thing un. so be on the look out for that!