ACT 6
[Meta Knight and Pikachu are lying on ground, Oracion over them]
Oracion: Hey, what happened to ACT 5?
Meta Knight: I don't know and I don't care.
Pikachu: Uggh… I have the worst stomachache in the WORLD.
Meta Knight: That makes two of us. I think I died.
Oracion: Okay, I'll get some Reviver seeds and a lesson in video-game binges.
Meta Knight: You don't have to rub it in…
Pikachu: …
Meta Knight: Pikachu? Feel free to chime in.
Pikachu: I can see the light…
Meta Knight: [groans] You are such a drama queen.
ACT 7
Meta Knight: Well, that was the shortest act ever.
Oracion: Well, nice to see you're not dead. By the way, marshmallow missile approaching.
Meta Knight: What? [turns around] AAAAAAA- *whumph*
Kirby: POYO!
Oracion: Ya think Kirby's just a tad too affectionate?
Meta Knight: [muffled, as if face down on the ground] Tell me about it. I think he broke my mask.
Pikachu: [walks in] NO WAY! I WANNA SEE HOW YOU REALLY LOOK!
Meta Knight: Over my dead body!
Pikachu: Do it or I'll tell Rojo what you told me. [NOTE: Rojo is a major character in John and Bob and MK's girlfriend.]
Meta Knight: … FINE! BUT YOU ARE SWORN TO SECRECY!
Pikachu, Oracion, Kirby: OKAY! [Kirby: POYO!]
ACT 8
[everyone around table, assorted foods on table]
Pikachu: Wow.
Oracion: Who knew?
Kirby: *annoyed* POYO!
Pikachu: Oh, right, eating. Hey, what's this random can doing here…?
Kirby: PPPOOOOYYYOOO! *launches himself at can*
Pikachu: OH MY GOD KIRBY ATTACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Kirby: *facedown on table, apparently… eating… the can?* NOM NOM NOMS…
Meta Knight: Kirby… that… looks… very wrong…
Pikachu, Oracion: WHY ARE YOU HUMPNG THE CAN?
FeeptheNinja: HEY! THAT'S GONNA HEIGHTEN OUR AGE RATING, ARC'DANGIT!
Everyone except Kirby who is now apparently… - a can… When did this go so wrong? : AAAAAAAA! THE AUTHOR!
Pikachu: Okay! Sorry! DON'T KILL MEEEEEEEE-
FeeptheNinja: Fine. Peace. *poofs out*
Pikachu: I lost my appetite.
Oracion: I concur. How about we play random DDR?
Everyone BUT Kirby… oh dear…: OKAY!
ACT 9
[everyone is in the living room, around T.V. which has DDR running on it]
Pikachu: WHOA! Great moves!
Meta Knight: [stepping off mat, having earned 138,938 points on Angel of Darkness] I had a lot of practice. Whad' you think the Star Warriors did in free time?
Pikachu: Actually, I-
Meta Knight: Don't EVEN finish that sentence! It was a metaphorical question!
Pikachu: Ha ha, 'Meta'phorical. Nice.
Meta Knight: Grrrr… Well, the scores are: Pikachu, performing to 'A Brighter Day' earned 99,749 points, Oracion, performing to 'Moonlight Shadow' earned 124,638 points, without legs, and I, performing to 'Angel of Darkness' earned 138,938 points. So-
Kirby: [walks in, steps on DDR pad] Poyo.
Pikachu: Oh, you finished upping the age rating already?
Meta Knight: Shut it, Pikachu.
[Love Love Shine begins playing]
I love you love you love you love sunshine
I love you love you love you love sunshine
Love sunshine
Love love love love lalala love shine yeah yeah yeah
Yeah!
Sun will shine
You look so happy under blue skies
It's such a lovely day
You're with me and I just melt away-ay
Love will call
And we can stay until the night falls
Floating in ecstasy
I keep on dreaming you can set me free
If you could give me just a little time
I could tell you how I really shine
I need the courage and the strength
And I will try
I want to tell you how good it could be
To live every day with you here by my side
I want you to treasure each moment with me
And let the love shine
Lalalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalalala la la la la
I love you love you love you love you love sunshine
[everyone is watching dumbfounded as Kirby gets every dance step flawlessly, spinning and even breakdancing on the mat]
I want to tell you how good it could be
To live every day in the lovely blue sky
I want you to capture each moment with me
And let the love shine
Lalalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalalala la la la la
I love you love you love you love you love sunshine
So make this true and not bittersweet
Just feel the power of magical dreams
When I'm with you
The love will always shine
So if I pray to God
To help keep me strong
I know he'll call before too long
And then you'll run to me
And we will make love shine
Just carry on
And you will make love shine
Love shine
Love shine
[everyone is staring shocked at Kirby who jumps off the mat and returns to the kitchen]
Pikachu: HOLY GOOD ARCEUS HOW THE HECK DID HE DO THAT?
Oracion: HE GOT 9,999,999 POINTS?
Meta Knight: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
[all look at each other]
Pikachu, Oracion, Meta Knight, [simultaneously] He won.
ACT… 5? WAIT, WHAT?
[everyone is playing cards at table, Kirby is done… yeah.]
Oracion: Oh, here's ACT 5.
Pikachu: Huh?
Oracion: … Never mind. Meta Knight, Got any 6 ½'s?
Meta Knight: Yes… 2. [slides cards over] Pikachu, WHERE'D you get this deck?
Pikachu: The Trick Master's Trick House. He's got a gift shop now. Kirby, Got any 3/17's?
Kirby: [shakes head…torso…body?] Poyo. Poyo poyo.
Pikachu: Urrgh. I suck at this game.
Meta Knight: I concur.
Pikachu: HEY!
Oracion: Hey, we got mail!
Pikachu, Meta Knight: WHAT?
Meta Knight: They must be desperate to hire Pikachu.
Pikachu: I'll pretend I didn't hear that. What did they say?
Oracion: HELP. I AM TRAPPED ON MOUnt- hey, what happened to the words?
FeeptheNinja: My caps lock jammed from all the yelling you four do.
Oracion: aaa… Okay, that joke is no longer funny. Plus, it isn't as forceful with a dead caps lock. Anyway, they said- Hey, Feep, you wanna join us? It would be pretty cool.
FeeptheNinja: Alright! But since Arya cannot draw me very well, I'll have to turn into… my ultra-alter ego!
Everyone: What?
FeeptheNinja: FFFEEEEEEPPP! [transforms into Minccino with one orange, one purple eye, wearing orange jumpsuit with Aperture logo on it, holding an I-pod Touch & Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device]
Random Minccino: Oh, good, my caps lock is working again. Thank Arceus for motor oil…
Everyone: What?
Random Minccino: This is my ultra-alter ego, RANDOM MINCCINO!
Pikachu: Why the Aperture junk?
Random Minccino: My part-time job. Anyway: TO ADVENTURE!
Pikachu, Meta Knight: YOU WORK AT APERTURE? EPIC!
Oracion: WAIT! You don't even know the job yet!
Random Minccino: Oh, explain it on the way! THE DEVICE HAS BEEN MODIFIED!
Meta Knight: I think she has a severe case of ADD.
Pikachu: I don't! HEY, WANNA RIDE IN THE WAGON?
Random Minccino: SURE! [running and dancing AT THE SAME TIME to IndigoKirbyMK1] YAAAYYY RANDOM JAPANESE GIBBERISH!
Oracion: Well, this will be interesting…. What are you doing, Meta Knight?
Meta Knight: I am packing aspirin, and you can't stop me.
Oracion: But 7 bottles?
Meta Knight: Yes. I am NOT looking forward to this.
Oracion: *sigh*