Don't freak out people, these girls are SELLING THEIR CLOTHES so that they can keep playing. They aren't strippers and be sure that after this Dedede is going to die.

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"Place your bets." The dealer said. The ball went round and round and landed on a number. The hose came and sucked up the remanents of the money. All three girls had looks of shock on their faces until an idea struck Alex. She tore off her shoes and held them before the crowd behind her.

"WHO WANTS TO BUY THESE?" She yelled. Alice and Alyssa understood what she was getting at. The fanged dealer cursed inwardly, but then smiled. Alex's money went away and Alice stood and removed her tie and Alyssa removed her shoes.

Chapter 5

The three boys watched as the girls threw out their dignity and gave up their clothes to free them. They and most of the crowd (which was filled with dirty men) were blushing bright red as Alex tore off her tights. She held it up and the tights were replaced by a heap of coins. "They've gotta win this soon, or else we're going to be either taken by someone or..." Double D said, covering his eyes.

"They're going to end up naked..." Eddy finished, drooling as Alice took off her black shirt to reveal a turquoise bra. This continued until all three girls were clad in only their underwear, bras, and their weapon/clothing.

"We've gotta win this, okay I'm betting everything we've got in lucky number 13!" Alice yelled, slapping the remanents of the coins on it. The beast smiled, showing his toothy grin.

"Aaahh... Aahhh... WAH CHOO!" Alex sneezed and blew out a big bubble of snot. Then she sniffed it back into her nose. "Sorry, I'm kinda cold without my clothes on..." she mumbled and rubbed her nose.

"Aren't you nervous?" Alyssa asked, glaring at the blonde. The beast sweatdropped and looked at his fingers to see that he had dropped the ball by accident and that it landed on the number 13. All three girls looked at each other with pure joy and hugged each other. Money flooded out of the hoses, more than 3,000,000 deden, that's for sure. "You did it Alice! Now let's go buy our clothes back!" Alyssa said, noticing that all the guys had nosebleeds and were staring at them. They seemed dissappointed for some reason.

The beast growled and unleashed its full form, a giant beastly coyote with acid dripping from its fangs. Around its neck was the key to the cage. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" Alex screamed, face twisted into a grimace. They dodged an incoming paw and Alice launched Alyssa at the beast, stripping her stockings off and slicing the beast's collar in half. The key fell into Alex's hands and she ran over to the Ed's cage.

They were still nosebleeding as she opened it. "Quit thinking perverted thoughts and get out there!" Alex kicked Eddy and Double D straight into the beast. The coyote opened its mouth and its fangs started to shoot at them like spikes. Double D thought quickly and inhaled some. Eddy caught on and inhaled as well. Both boys transformed and were now Needle Eddy and Needle Double D.

"SUCK IT FLEA BAG!" Alice yelled, and fired her rifles at the demon beast. she only managed to clip it's ear but it reeled back in pain. Its tail swiped at Alice and knocked her clean into a card game. Eddy jumped from behind her and curled into a spiky ball. Alyssa took the flat of her blade and smashed Eddy straight into the beast, sending it clean through the wall.

"Strike!" Alyssa exclaimed. Double D crept up behind the coyote, it was too busy shaking off the pain to notice the red puffball.

"Take this!" He exclaimed, then released all the needles onto the coyote. Alex fed Ed a boxing glove. He now had a red bandanna on his head, Ed transformed into fighting Ed. Alex and Ed came down on the beast for the final attack. They did a massive punch on it's stomach, and the black beast exploded into dust. The crowd of shaken men cheered, Alice managed to get back up on two feet but plopped into a chair and began to gamble again.

"She never learns does she?" Double D asked, now back to normal.

"Nope, even at the risk of her own life..." Alex mumbled, pounding the ache out of her back and buying her shirt.

The next day

"YOU ARE DEAD!" Eddy yelled once he saw the fat penguin tyrant. The yellow puff chased the penguin with the anger bright in his eyes. Now, if you are watching this from overhead and you got rid of the roof, it would look like pac man was chasing an inky blob in the labrynth of turns and twists before he finally gained on him. Eddy was about to inhale when he was cut off by a sword unsheathing in front of him and the blade held to his face.

Meta knight pointed the yellow blade at the also yellow star warrior in front of him. "Leave your majesty, I will handle this one." He said, but the king didn't need to be told twice. He fled like a scared child. "You, why are you so angry at the king?" Although he already knew the answer, word around the castle was that three kirbys got captured and they defeated the demon beast dealer. But at a sacrifical cause, their female companions had to give much of their dignity.

"That fatty owes me a lotta cash and I want revenge for last night, now get outta my way!" Eddy tried to run past Meta knight, but he got slapped and was sent back.

"Reacting on just your anger is a foolish way to fight." Meta knight prepared for another attack but saw a looming shadow over Eddy.

"What? Too chicken to-" WHAM! He was kicked straight into the wall with only one foot. Alice put down her foot and glared at Eddy.

"You think its funny to skip out on training? I asked you a question!"

"N-No ma'am!" Eddy crawled out of the rubble, Alice was really pissed and wasn't afraid to land a punch on him. She turned to Meta knight and bowed her head slightly.

"Thanks for stopping this idiot, he certainly needed the excersise." She said, then began to drag him away as he struggled to get away. Meta knight watched them leave with a sweatdrop on his head. Sword and Blade knight rounded the corner and passed Alice and Eddy. They gave them a quick glance before looking away and back to Meta knight.

"More star warriors?" Sword knight asked.

"Seems like it, but stay on your toes. We do not know what the king has planned for the tournament today." Meta knight said, then by a swish of his cape, he left.

With everyone

Eddy was thrown into the air and landed in the fountain. He spat out water and glared at Alice. "WHAT THE HELL WOMAN? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?" He yelled, then she got out her guns. "Eep." He squeaked out and ran for his life, dodging the rapid bullets being fired at him. Alyssa and Double D stopped their fighting session so they could watch eddy flee for his life.

"Alice! You're overdoing all this!" Double D yelled to the infuriated black haired girl. A bullet whizzed past his head and soon he joined Eddy in running for his life as Alice chased after them trying to hit them with bullets. Alex extended her leg in front of Alice and tripped her.

"Alice, calm down. We'll get to Dedede soon enough, but killing the guys that have to compete won't help anything." Alyssa said, helping Alice up and brushing the grass off her.

"Yeah! So stop trying to destroy my good looks." Eddy added. Alice snorted and rolled her eyes. "What's that supposed to mean!"

Alex was practicing boxing with Ed, he was transformed into Fighter Ed and he did a punch into her. The punch was so strong it sent her reeling into the stone wall. It broke and she slid to the ground on her head. "I'm okay!" She yelled, then gave a thumbs up.

That Afternoon

The girls sat in the stands, the Eds were getting ready as the stage was quickly set up by the waddle dee's. All of the fighters were getting ready in a tent. "Guys... I don't feel so good." Ed moaned in pain, his face was greener than usual.

"I told you not to eat that car engine an hour ago, but nooooo. You just HAD to eat it." Double D threw his stubby arms in the air for emphasis.

"Hello poor commoners and those below me!" The Eds all peeked from the tent to see Dedede starting some announcements before it begins. "And remember, watch the DDD channel for some reshowings of the tournament today! The winner here will win 5,000,000,000 deden!" Eddy's and Alice's eyes lit up excitedly. "And a whole mountain of watermelons!" Ed and Alex started drooling uncontrollably.

"My, the competition seems fierce..." Double D said, Ed and Eddy turned to see a bunch of demon beasts and other tough looking dudes warming up. In the midst of them was the pink puff ball. "What did they call him again..." He pondered then snapped his tiny fingers. "Kirby! That was it!" The pink one noticed them and ran up, smiling innocently.

"Kirby!" He looked at the three and pointed at Eddy. "Kirby." Then he clapped and smiled.

"What are you talking about? I'm not you!" Eddy slapped his hand away and Kirby looked at him, puzzled.

"Poyo?"

"Now, commoners of Dreamland, I give you, this weird green looking kirby!" Ed was shoved onto the stage, his stomach gurgled a bit as he walked. "And his opponent is... Bone, the crusher!" A large looking man stepped up, wearing dinosaur bones as armor and his face was unseeable through the skull/mask. In his hand was a club made from the femur of a dinosaur.

"Holy crap..." Alyssa's eyes widened at the size of the guy.

"Ed doesn't look so good!" Alex cried out, seeing that Ed was more of a darker shade of green than usual.

This is going to be easy... he's so puny! Bone thought, grinning to show fangs.

"And FIGHT!" Escargon called. Bone ran up to Ed and prepared his first attack.

"Oh man, I'm gonna be sick!" Ed mumbled. he covered his mouth, but wasn't able to hold back the sudden lurch of his stomach. Letting loose the vomit, it sprayed all over Bone, making him retch and slip. He fell to the ground defeated and smelled worse than crap. Ed ran off the stage to the bathroom. Alex got off the stands and ran after him, evryone had their eyes wide and mouths gaping. Eddy burst into laughter, Double D was looking at Ed, laying down a bit on Alex's lap with a cold wet towel on his forehead.

"That's one way to win a fight..." Alice whispered, holding back a chuckle.