Please tell all your friends about this story and review! MAY DEDEDE ROT IN- *gets hit with a flower pot* If you have a thing against bodily things like blood or pimples, i suggest you close this page.
As Ed lay in Alex's lap, skin still more of a darker green than normal, the fighting continued. After the waddle dee's had reluctantly cleaned up Ed's barf, Eddy was shoved onto the stage. "Why do I have to?" Eddy complained. Everyone laughed at Eddy's expense as he continued to fuss. Alice was watching with a blank look on her face, but you could see in her eyes that she was amused. "Double D! You get out here and fight!"
"No thank you Eddy, I am rather just fine standing over here where it's safe."
"Damn you!" Double D just smiled in victory. The ground shook and a large metallic octopus came onto the stage, making whirring noises and breathing fire. Eddy looked at it with wide eyes and jaw hitting the ground. "Oh my god..."
"AND NOW, THE PEE COLORED KIRBY VERSUS OCTOSAW!" Escargon screamed into the mic.
"I AM NOT PEE COLORED!" Eddy yelled, infuriated. He chased Escargon around the stage in a blind fury and tried to swallow him, but he managed to get off the stage before he was eaten. "YOU'RE LUCKY THAT THERE'S CHILDREN HERE!" He yelled at Escargon. The old snail just smirked. Eddy was ready to serve him as an entree when one of the steel limbs of Octosaw grabbed him.
"Cmon Eddy! Turn that thing into scrap!" Alice cheered. Octosaw flared and squeezed Eddy tight within its grasp. Eddy struggled to break free, but could feel the light headedness come. Octosaw shot a fireball at him.
Here's my chance to show off! He thought, then inhaled the fireball and became Fire Eddy. "Take this you MUTHER FU-"
"Popcorn! Hot buttery popcorn! Five deden a bag!" Yelled one of the vendors.
"I'll buy one!" Alex shouted, she gave five deden to the vendor and he gave her the bag. Alyssa tried to steal some but Alex kept it out of her reach. Eddy melted the metal tentacle holding him with his fiery hot breath. Octosaw roared and swung another tentacle at him. The metal swung directly into his stomach and made him fly straight into a stand. "Ooooh, that's gotta hurt." Alex remarked. Alice covered her eyes from Eddy's beatings.
Eddy got up, a large bruise in his side and rolled over. Narrowly missing a fireball, he lunged at the creature with flames dripping out of his mouth. "RROOOOOOOOAAAAARRRR!" He looked somewhat like Godzilla, breathing fire and starting to lose his marbles. One of the tentacles grabbed Alice and used her to shield itself from Eddy's incoming hit. "What the- YOU BASTARD!" Eddy was fuming even more now. Alice struggled within its grip.
Double D and Kirby watched from the sidelines. Kirby was running around in circles in extreme worry, shouting the word poyo over and over. Double D was contemplating whether Eddy was likely to survive this ordeal. I sure hope so...
The yellow puff ball leapt and grabbed Octosaw's mouth, fire burning in both their eyes. He held onto its burning mouth and its grip loosened on Alice a bit. "Quick get out of here!" He yelled, trying to hold on. Alice slipped out of its grip and her arm warmers transformed into guns. Eddy was smacked straight into her once the tentacle hit him. "What the hell! I told you to get out!"
"So?" She simply answered, then shot some bullets at the steel monster. They ricochet off it, not even making a dent. Octosaw's tentacles instantly grew razor blades and they began to come at them.
"Listen to me for once in your life woman!" Eddy yelled, pushing her off the stage and ducking from the razors.
"Jackass..." She muttered, but smiled that he really was worried for her. She watched as Eddy finished the monster off with a bunch of fireballs and making it explode. Shiny tiny pieces fell to the ground. Eddy turned back to normal, looking victorious.
"OH YEAH! WHAT NOW YOU FAT ASS PENGUIN! THINK YOU CAN GET RID OF ME SO EASILY? YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING YOU-" The waddle dees dragged him away and covered his mouth. King Dedede was also being held back by Escargon, the penguin had his mallet ready to pummel when Kirby was shoved onto the stage.
"Due to the pee colored kirby-" Escargon started.
"I AIN'T PEE COLORED!"
"He is disqualified due to insulting the king publicly."
"WHAT? WHY I OUGHTA-" Eddy was thrown into the stands into Alice's lap.
Alex, Alice, and Alyssa ogled at the pink puff known as Kirby, he was just so innocent and cute! They watched as Kirby fought a fierce looking box with teeth. Out of its mouth shot bombs, enemies, and other little evil things. Kirby stood vicorious as the box thingy exploded and Kirby skipped away happily, forgetting the battle he just had.
"That was fast." Alyssa said, watching as Double D was then pushed onto the stage. "Cmon Double D! You can do it!" She yelled. Double D flushed red seeing her cheer for him.
"Oh dear I hope that my opponent won't be very menacing..." He muttered. "Why did I even agree to this entire charade?" He looked back at the stands to see Alyssa giving him a thumbs up and cheereing him on. "Oh yes... Now I remember." He puffed his chest out and tried to look as tough as he could. Out stomped a huge pink monster, looming even larger than Octosaw or Bone. It looked more like fat than muscle though. It had black pants, two stubby white arms, glassy red eyes and puffy cheeks. It's skin was covered in pinkish lumps shiny with white stuff.
"Is that... pus coming out of those lumps?" Alice asked, narrowing her eyes to get a better look.
Alyssa and Eddy looked too, he joiners them shortly after he was dragged away. "Aw gross! That IS pus!" Alyssa exclaimed. Eddy gagged and pretended to choke on something. Ed shot up from his position on Alex's lap.
"Does is spew pudding too?" He asked.
"I hope double D doesn't-" The red kirby retched from the sight and barfed in a garbage can. "...nevermind."
Okay Double D, you can do this. Just try to look cool for Alyssa and not get covered in disgusting pus. No big deal right? The puff's pimples exploded and pus came raining down. Double D ran around the stage, barely getting hit by any pus.
"Swallow it Double D!" Alex yelled.
"I am NOT swallowing any amount of that disgusting subsance!" He yelled back.
"Then swallow something that ISN'T pus!" Eddy yelled. Double D's eyes looked around the entire things structure. It was practically sprinkled with pimples and pus. All of a sudden the puff puffed up and spewed out bombs from it's mouth.
"Here goes nothing!" Double D shouted, then prepared to inhale. Just as Double D was going to suck in, the bombs exploded. Double D sucked everything in, explosions and all. There was a bright flash of light and he transformed.
"I've never seen anything like this before..." Meta Knight said from the balcony in the castle. He watched the whole tournament from above with now more interest. Double D's skin turned into a orange reddish color, steam started to puff off of it as well. His whole body swelled slightly and lifted off the ground. He began to fire bombs fromhis mouth at a machine gun's pace at the pus monster. Double D was also able to fly as he shot.
"Battle Balloon Double D?" Alyssa and Alex looked at Alice. "What? It seems like a good name for this. Besides, I've never seen this transformation before."
"Me either. Its more impressive than watchingg Eddy stay quiet for an hour." They all agreed, including Ed.
"Hey! what's that supposed to mean?" Eddy yelled, jumping up and down on his seat.
"Oh nnothing. LOOK OUT!" Alice shoved Eddy out of the way as a blast of pus hit his seat. The pus melted the seat like acid, it hissed and went right through the floor.
"My god... DOUBLE D! BE CAREFUL OF THAT PUS! ITS ACIDIC!" Alyssa yelled at Double D who was floating in the air. Another blast of pus came at the audience. Double D saw it come right at his friends and he shot a bomb at it. The pus exploded into dust from it.
"How dare you try to hurt my dear friends!" Double D said. The pus monster just chuckled, pus oozed from its skin and sizzled the stage. The weight and pus suddenly became too much, because it crumbled and the monster fell through the stage. Double D did a final attack by firing a range of bombs at its head. The beast roared and got hit clean in the eye with a bomb. It burst into a cloud of pus and flame.
"Take cover!" Everyone hit the decks as the pus came raining down on them. IT wasn;t acidic, but it was downright nasty stuff. Escargon came up onto the stage covered in nasty white pus.
"O-Okay everyone, go get cleaned up. The tournament will continue after everything is clean and fixed." He spit out a wad of pus and walked off stage, the crowd retched at the horrible smell and ran home for a shower. Everyone else went inside the castle for a shower. Alyssa scooped up the pus covered and back to normal Double D. He was completely exhausted and had smoke coming from his mouth.
"Shall I give you a bath since you're so tired?" Alyssa asked and winked. He blushed, face totally redder than usual. "I'll take that as a yes then." Meta Knight watched as they walked inside. He was fortunately not covered in pus.