"Cmon Eddy! You're not going to get clean just walking around covered in white gunk! I've gotta take a bath too!"Alice said as Eddy refused to hop in the large bath. It was so big that it could have fit over fifty people.
"No! It feels weird that you're the one who's gonna give me a bath! I can bathe myself you know!" He exclaimed. Alice grabbed him by his hair and tried to force him into the pool of water. "NO MEANS NO WOMAN!" He yelled.
"QUIT BEING SUCH A DAMN BABY!" Alex and Ed were already in the bath, playing Marco polo.
"Marco!" Ed cried out. He swam in circles, eyes closed and not aware than he was really clean and would probably freak out if he did.
"Polo!" Alex yelled from behind him, she had on a red bikini she found in the room. Ed turned around and tackled Eddy head on.
"Gotcha!"
"No you moron! Now you got me all wet!" Eddy yelled then kicked him into the pool. As he was distracted, he didn't notice Alice slip into the warm water and hide within the bubbles. She had on a turquiose bikini where the string went around her neck. She mind started to think of the Jaws theme song. "What the- Good. She must've given up..." Eddy relaxed a bit and was about to edge away from the pool when Alice grabbed him and dragged him under the water.
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"Maybe you should take off your hat too, I can see some white dripping out of it. Double D held onto his hat with a fierce grip.
"No! Even for the sake of personal hygene, I am NOT taking this off in front of so many people!" They sat at the edge of the pool, Double D was still making up excuses for not going in such a deep pool.
"You're being such a big wuss over nothing! It's not like I'm gonna show everyone what's under it, just wash all the nasty stuff out." She slid into the water, it went to her waist about. She held out her hands for him to take.
"W-Why don't I just go find a nice shower somewhere else? Uh-"
"But don't you want to take a bath with me Double D?" She asked while fluttering her eyelashes. She bit her lip in a failed attempt not to laugh at his reaction. His jaw was scraping the tiled floor and his face was a full blown cherry red rather than its normal orange reddish color. "I'll take that as a yes." She grabbed his hand and pulled him into the pool.
"AAAAAGGGHHHHH!" Alex screamed as Ed dragged her under the water. "No fair! You peeked, i saw you!" Alex accused.
"No proof!" Alex narrowed her eyes at him and climbed out of the bath. "Aw, please don't be mad. I was playing!" He excused. Alex turned around with a mischevious little grin and jumped into the pool.
"BANZAI!" She screamed before drenching everyone with soapy water. She resurfaced and laughed. "I've always wanted to say that." From the slightly open doorway, Escargon watched the entire thing with a videocamera.
Later, back outside
"Cmon Double D, you can take these sissies." Alyssa encouraged as they walked around the competitors tent. They passed a big bulky looking metal egg. Seems that it was sleeping. All of a sudden, a large hand grabbed her by the waist.
"Now what do we have here? A little girl and her red Kirby?" Asked a large gorrilla with blue fur and a huge mallet.
"Put me down you big moronic lummox!" She cried out. The gorilla just laughed.
"Big words for just a little girl isn't it?" Then he started to shake her about.
"I said... LET GO!"
"Oh dear.." Double D backed up slightly. Alyssa stripped off one of her stockings. "Look guys! Now she's stripping!" Guys started to flock. Double D got really angry from all the perverted guys trying to get a good look at her, and he swallowed the metal egg sleeping. A flash hit and he transformed into metal Double D, his skin was now gray and he weighed a TON!
"Get your filthy paws off me! Ah! Stop!" Alyssa cried out, swinging her sword left and right. Then another hand scooped her up and started to pick at her shirt. Double D couldn't take anymore, silently apologizing to his mother about acting on anger, he changed into a big metal ball and rolled at them like a bowling ball. He hit them all with perfection. The waddle Dee from before held up a card that said, 'STRIKE!'. Alyssa sat among the fallen bodies. Double D returned to normal and the egg popped out of his mouth, still sleeping. Double D was a bit dizzy from the spinning.
"Wow, that was awesome!" Alyssa cried out, scooping up Double D and spinning in circles. "I knew you had fighting potential! I knew it!" She squeezed him tightly as she spun.
"Uh, Alyssa? Aaah..." His face started to turn a little green.
"Oh crap, uhh..." She looked around and found an empty cloth bag with white fuzz at the bottom. Double D took it and released the vomit from his stomach. Alyssa rubbed his back as his whole form twitched and lurched.
"Have you seen my hat Escargon? I can't find it anywhere..." Double D looked at the 'bag' to see it was actually the kings hat. Alyssa grabbed him and they ran off, ditching the hat on the ground full of barf. "Oh, here it is." There was a SQUISH sound. "YAAAAAAAAAAAH! ESCARGON!" Then the sound of something getting hit by a mallet sounded and Escargon went flying. Alyssa burst into laughter and Double D was too sick to his stomach to even do anything.
Outside
"My god, what happened to him?" Alex asked, she poked Double D with a finger.
"Cmon sockhead! Wake up!" Eddy yelled. Double D groaned then tried to sleep. He leaned in close to his ear. "Oh Double D... WAKEY WAKEY SLEEPYHEAD!" Eddy shook him back and forth.
"GAH! IM UP! IM UP!" Eddy stopped shaking him and Double D fell into Alyssa's lap.
"Finally, now get out there! Its the semi finals and you're supposed to fight someone!" Alice grabbed him and chucked him out of the tent and into the stage.
"Welcome to the semi-finals! Here we have the blood colored Kirby!" Escargon pointed to Double D, who was sitting on the stage and trying to recollect his senses. "Versus the powerful Bongo!" The old snail pointed at the gorilla who was teasing Alyssa earlier. Double D stood up straight and dusted himself off. The gorilla loomed over him like a shadow. The small nerd gulped loudly. The monster swung his mallet and it hit the ground, causing him to stumble.
"You gonna pay for embarrassing me like that ya squirt!" Bongo picked up Double D, he could smell something putrid in the gorilla's breath.
"TAKE DOWN THAT SACK OF FLEAS DOUBLE D!" Alex screamed. Eddy was making some fast money by making bets on who would win. Most people bet on Bongo. The gorilla lifted up his hammer.
"Oh dear... this is gonna hurt..." The mallet came crashing down on him. Everyone flinched. Bongo lifted his mallet to reveal a flat red blotch on the floor.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! NOW WHO'S THE BEST?"
"No one was actually saying they were the best stupid..." Alyssa said, eyes narrowed. Bongo just gave her a middle finger and that set her off. "THAT'S IT! LEMME AT HIM!" Alice held alyssa back by her corset.
"No Alyssa! This is his fight! Not yours!" She yelled.
"I don't care! He tried to yank off my shirt!" Alyssa was trying to grab the banana brain and was gonna chop him up into tiny little pieces when Double D turned back into a puff ball again.
"You don't know when to stay! This oughta keep you down!" Bongo raised his mallet high. Double D flinched and tried to hold his ground.
"DAMN IT DOUBLE D! MOVE!" Eddy yelled. The red Kirby quickly darted to the right, and just barely missed being a flat red pancake.
"I don't have anything to counter with! How am I going to-" Alyssa was about to tug off her stocking, but Alice was quick and threw one of her guns into the stage. Double D watched it fly and so did Bongo. Before the gorilla could smash it, Double D sucked in the gun. A bright light flashed.
"That oughta set him off." Alice said.
"Wait! Kirby doesn't have a gun form!" Double D came back in with a gray cigar in his mouth, stubble, and rows and rows of guns in his hands. Double D looked like he went through a Grand Theft Auto phase.
"Holy shit..." They all said, except for Ed. He was gaping wider than a hippo.
"It's... wow. Why can't Eddy or Ed get any sweet forms?" Alice asked. Eddy and Ed glared at her.
"I'll show you! Gimmie a gun!" He tugged at her remaining sleeve. Alyssa took off her stocking and turned it into a sword. She rushed inside and found a lighter and came back out. Eddy and Ed were now in the stage. Alyssa lit the sword on fire and threw it. Eddy pushed Ed out of the way and jumped on Bongo's face before sucking in the sword. The light flashed.
"Fire sword Eddy."
"How'd you get that?"
"I played a lot of kirby games, remember?" Alyssa said. "Oh, and I found this." She pulled out a ninja star and threw it to Ed. He swallowed it and became ninja Ed.
"Haw haw haw haw!" Bongo's laugh was deep and really annoying. "More kirby to squish! And after you die, I'm gonna take your girlfriends!" The Eds flared in anger.
"SHE AINT MY GIRLFRIEND!" Yelled a mega pissed Eddy. He lifted his sword and flames swirled around it. He swung the blade and the fire blasted the gorilla. "KICK HIS ASS!" Alice yelled, giving Bongo a middle finger. This time, Alyssa had to hold her back from jumping into the stage and murdering the mallet weilding gorilla. Kirby began to feel left out, three of his look alikes were fighting but there he was standing on the sidelines.
"KRACKO! TICK TOCK! GET YER HINEYS IN HERE NOW!" Bongo yelled. Instantly, a large clock jumped onto the stage. Overhead a white cloud with yellow spikes and a big blue eye flew. Kracko spit out some enemies from its cloud.
"CHANGE OF PLAN, THIS IS THE FINAL BATTLE!" Escargon announced. The entire crowd cheered. Kirby jumped onto the stage and swallowed a waddle doo, transforming into beam kirby.
WOOOOO! KIRBY'S VS. BOSSES, WHO WILL WIN?