Watching 'Imagine That' with my baby cousin sleeping next to me. Not as fun or as cute as you think it would be.


"WOOOOHOO! KICK HIS ASS!" Screamed Alice, pumping her arm into the air. Double D spat out the cigarette in his mouth and crushed it under his foot. It was like he was a completely different person now! He brought out two machine guns and loaded them up.

"This is for all the young ladies in the crowd." He said, and then winked at the crowd. All of the women swooned except for the Als. Alice and Alex sweatdropped and Alyssa tapped her fingers against the bench in annoyance with furrowed brows.

"This is just part of the transformation I bet." Alice said, trying to reassure her angered friend.

"He's kinda like you Alice. Always flirting when you get the chance." Alex smirked.

"That's how I WAS. Okay?" Alice huffed. Alyssa just ignored her friends watched the match with a clenched jaw. Double D began a rapid fire at Kracko, the bullets whizzed through its cloudy surface and the thing began to crackle and thunder loudly. Ed threw ninja stars at Tick Tock and one hit the large clock in the chest. The large clock made ticking noises and music notes with angry faces began to come out of the bells on its head. Tick Tock pulled out the ninja stars and the music notes attacked while the clock charged at Ed.

"PREPARE TO DIE!" Yelled Eddy. He swung his fire blade and a slash of fire hit Kracko across his cloud and some on the eye. It roared in pain then began to shoot lightning at him while thundering loudly. Some people brought out umbrellas just in case. Double D shot many holes into the gorilla's mallet. So that when he swung it, the handle broke right off and the mallet portion fell. Bongo let out a shrill monkey battle cry and tried to grab one of the Eds instead with his huge meaty hands. He took ahold of Ed but then the little ninja used his shuriken to stab into his hands.

"WOOHOO! GO EDS!" Alex cried out. Kirby looked at them sadly. "I LOVE YOU KIRBY!" The three all shouted. Kirby blushed but went back to fighting. Some people gave the chibis odd looks. The Eds looked at the girls with confused looks.

"Traitors..." Eddy muttered, then slashed right into Kracko's eye. He screeched in pain and exploded in a crack of thunder.

"I can't believe they would say that in front of all these people!" Double D said angrily. He unleashed a merciless rapid fire of bullets onto the gorilla, and he screeched in pain. The bullets penetrated him, but because he was only a monster they made holes right through his body. Congo then exploded into a million pieces, but no liquids at all like he was some strange piece of glass.

"ULTIMATE NINJA FIRE!" Ed screamed, then shot a fireball and set Tick Tock ablaze. Tick Tock screamed, a combination of bells and high pitched squeaks. Then the giant clock fell, defeated.

"Winner... Kirbys..." Escargon mumbled. Dedede's fists clenched. He had put a lot of money on the monsters.

An Hour Later

The seven of them walked through the corridors of the castle, the kirbys having some bandages on them now. "Wow... that was... intense." Alyssa said, carrying Kirby. He was surprised when she picked him up, but found being carried was fun.

"Poyo poyo!" He said happily.

"Oh yeah. And did you see how I drove all those young ladies wild?" All eyes except Double D's were on the angry chibi brunette. Kirby could feel the heat of her anger on his head.

"Yeah... sure..."

"Double D, what is WITH you today? You're acting more like Eddy now." Alice said.

"HEY!"

"No one cares about your feelings Eddy. We all know you don't have any." Alyssa said grumpily.

"Okay, that's kind of cold, even for you." Double D said, now pissing her off even more. Alex was getting more edgy.

"You don't say that Double D, no matter how-" WHAM! Alyssa kicked Double D into the wall, making the transformation go away. "Ooh... That's gotta hurt..." Double D now was upside down against the wall, stars floating above him and his head spinning from the sudden pain inflicted upon him.

"I really miss how you guys were human." Alice said, facepalming.

"So do I, don't you think I miss extremely handsome?" He asked. Everyone else except Double D sweatdropped.

"Uh huh..." Alice said.

"Pffft..." Alex snickered.

"I'm hungry!" Ed whined.

"They have sure to have some food in the main kitchens. I mean, it should be about lunch-" Escargon rushed to them, holding a big bag.

"You six, and Kirby. By order of King Dedede you are officially, banished from the kingdom."

"WHAT?" They all but Kirby said in unison.