Oh! I also wanted to say, that I have Alec Volturi's Diary xD
August 1st 2010
I am still trapped in this forsaken Cullen house! Why did I have to hide in their garage? Oh yes, I am very smart, and I can hear the mind reader laughing at me. Stupid mind reader!
In the mean time, while I wait for the Volturi to pick me up, I will tell you what happened yesterday:
"Jane, what are you doing here?" – The Mind Reader
"Um, checking out your house and all, making sure it's in perfect condition!" – Me
"Mhmm, what's the real reason you are here?" – The Mind Reader
"Don't you already know that, you stupid Mind Reader?" – Me
"Yes," – The Mind Reader
"Then why did you ask, ME?" – Me
"To make you mad," – The Mind Reader
"Pity," - Me
"I already told Aro you were here," – The Blond Guy
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" – Me
"Why not?" – The Blond Guy
"Because Caius is mad at me," – Me
"Why?" – The Blond Guy
"Because she freaking put a bucket on top of a door, and when Caius opened it, it hit him!" – The Pixie
"Ahahahahahahahaa!" – The big bulky guy
"Shut up!" – Me
So that's pretty how much my day went yesterday. I am still stuck here! I bet you my family is taking their own sweet time, in getting me! Though I bet Caius is still angry, ah well! I don't care!
~ Jane the most evil vampire of them all! :)
Until Next time!