What the F*ck?

Monkey D. Luffy was barely ever allowed the camera, so when his whining and puppy dog eyes worked and he got the camera he made the most of it.

However, his current dilemma had him in a stump and as he looked down at the camera he was starting to think that this was a lot harder than it looks. Maybe he should have Franky or Usopp make him his own one, this one looked, to him, like it had a millions of buttons that were just there so he couldn't use it and as he pressed each one he got more and more stuck.

As Luffy pressed a button and a previous picture popped up all the saliva in his mouth instantly dried up and he could feel the beginning of a nose bleed rapidly approaching.

34'#

Luffy was speechless.

This picture was from today, he'd seen this today, but why would someone take a picture of it? However nice it may be, why?

Luffy's eyes narrowed and looked across deck to guess suspects.

Sanji.

He was suspect one... out of one. Time to investigate. He quickly printed out the picture, shoved it down the front of his pants, for safe keeping, and was off.

34'#

As soon as he entered the kitchen he smelt food, he tried to keep focus, 'Picture, picture... find out who took it... pic... Oh yeah... food! Food, food, get some food'

Sanji had his back to the door so he saw nothing but his curled eyebrow twitched as soon as he heard "Sanjiiiiiiii! Foooood!"

His blonde brow twitched again, "Yeah, yeah I heard. This will keep you 'till dinner you shitty gomu."

As Luffy sat down to eat he couldn't help but feel something nagging at the back of his head, wasn't he supposed to be here for something? He forgot all about this thought as he started to swallow the bit of meat in front of him.

That was until he heard the kitchen door open again and watched as Nami walked in. His face lit at the site and he remembered why he was here, 'photo!'

Nami flashed him a quick smile before turning to Sanji, "Sanji could I have a tea please" the sound of Nami's voice sent the cook straight into dance as he leapt at her.

Nami quickly side stepped and avoided being clobbered by the cook. "Of course Nami-swaaaan! Anything for you!"

She sent him a fake sweet smile that sent him off into another rant before she looked back at Luffy and winked. His reply was an ear splitting smile before she turned and left the kitchen.

He's have to go see her later Luffy thought before he turned his attention back to the Sanji who was still in his little love mode. Sanji couldn't see what Nami was doing to him, what an idiot! Then he turned serious.

As Sanji turned to pick up the plate, that he was sure Luffy had licked clean, his face turned from neutral to disgust as he saw Luffy with his hands down his pants... finding something?

"OI! I am here you shitty idiot, do that in priva...!" Sanji didn't get to finish his shouting as he fell to the floor with a nose bleed, shouting frantic "Mellorine's!" With hearts as eyes.

Luffy gave him an owlish look before speaking and pointing at the picture. "Did you take this picture?"

He snatched the picture away, "I would never do this to sweet Nami-swan!" He answered seriously, though his eyes was hearts and his heart eyes never left the picture whilst speaking.

Luffy believed him. He simply stood up, snatched the picture away (thought it wasn't as easy as it should have been) and answered with a big grin "okay" and left the kitchen with a speechless Sanji behind.

34'#

Luffy decided after Sanji's little display, he probably shouldn't show the picture anymore. So he put the picture back down his trousers and went to go ask some more others about the camera... not the picture.

34'#

First was Zoro, which proved to be harder than expected for Luffy.

After continuously poking his shoulder to wake him up, Luffy found that it wasn't the best method to waking him up. He thought this whilst he held by the vest and was nose to nose with an extremely irritated Zoro.

Whilst still nose to nose Zoro asked in a deathly calm voice, "What. Do. You. Want. Luffy?"

However, Luffy, being oblivious to the underlying threat of being seriously hurt if it was something stupid replied in his happy-go-luck tone "Did' ya have the camera last Zoro?"

The reply he got from Zoro wasn't a very nice one.

Luffy walked away with a bruised eye and several large bumps on his head knowing that no; Zoro did not have the camera last.

34'#

Luffy re-grouped and tried to think this through. Sanji, Zoro and Robin were out. It made sense to Luffy, why would Robin take that kind of picture? Then his eyes enlarged, but what if she had? She could be secretly working for Sanji! Okay Robin was back on the list that left Franky, Brooke, Usopp chopper and the new member Robin.

Just as Luffy was going to go find Franky and Brooke he felt two pairs of arms circle round his waist and was attacked with the smell of tangerines.

He felt a light breath tickle his eye before hearing a playful "Boo!" from behind him. He turned round and hugged Nami back, all previous thoughts once again lost.

When Nami pulled away she gave Luffy a quick peck on the check before asking, "So, what were you doing?" She asked with a mixture or curiosity and suspicion.

Luffy didn't blame her for being suspicious, last time he was sitting on the swing, just thinking he was making a master plan on how to unlock the fridge, which involved going to Usopp's work office and getting something to melt the fridge open.

Of course, his plan didn't work when he was found sitting in front of the fridge with Usopp's glue gun and wondering why the hinges weren't blowing up or melting off.

He visibly winced at the thought. He had gotten a thorough kick from Sanji and a few painful bumps from Nami and then what made it worse was he got a long lecture he always got, then spaced off not even bothering to pretend to listen. So when he mentioned how hungry he was he got another hit on the head.

He was brought back from his thoughts when he was hit on the head again, with an angry looking Nami above him shouting about how he wasn't listening.

Before he made the situation any worse he got up, gave her a hug whilst chuckling and asked "What's up?"

Nami's brow twitched before she once again asked, "What are you doing over here all by yourself?"

Luffy's face brightened as he remembered what he was here for in the first place, however, this didn't help as Nami became even more suspicious "You better not be planning to break into the fridge again!"

Luffy laughed, he always wondered if Nami had been able to read minds, he'd investigate about this later once his photo mystery was solved. "Ah yeah! I'm going to go talk to Franky and Brooke! I'll talk to you later Nami."

He quickly darted off before Nami could asked anything else, he'd explain what's going on later once he'd found out who had taken the picture. Then Nami would be proud and give him a big slab of meat from the fridge, Luffy thought as drool was coming out of his mouth.

34'#

No one had the camera

How could this be?

He went to Franky, Brooke, Chopper, and Robin. He even went back to Sanji! Who wasn't really much help, as when he thought about the picture he just started prancing around. He shouldn't have shown Sanji that picture.

No one seemed to have had the camera before him.

He couldn't even work the camera, how annoying was today.

He wanted that slab of meat.

34'#

After Luffy had left Nami, rather dazed she might add, she was suspicious. However, she shrugged it off and went on her way to go do some maps, strange one he was.

When she emerged from doing her maps and walked about to stretch her legs she came across a rather interesting sight.

Luffy was sitting there on the grass, looking down at... What was that? And he was muttering to himself. He's so trying to open that fridge again!

As she approached Luffy had seen her and frantically shoved what he had down his shorts. Gross.

34'#

'Oh no, oh no, oh no! Nami's coming and she saw me with a picture... shove it down my shorts... she won't want it then'

However, his brilliant plan didn't work, as Nami towered over him with a thin eyebrow lifted she asked pointing as his shorts, "Luffy what was that you had?"

Luffy's eyes shifted from side to side trying to pull an innocent look off, "What you talking about Nami? I didn't have anything."

Luffy was suddenly aware that Nami didn't like that answer as she was in his face, and even thought it was his girlfriend, she looked damn scary. He started to sweat.

"Luffy, you better not be trying to break the fridge, that costs money and if you break it, it comes out of your meat money." Luffy gulped, but then was relived and smiled, he wasn't trying to break the fridge.

He flashed her a huge smile, "Nope."

Well that threw Nami off.

Suddenly she lost her demonic look and plopped herself next to him with a smile. "What have you got there then? And why did you shove it down your trousers?"

"Urmmm..." Was the only reply Nami got. One reply in which she didn't like.

"Okay then, do I really have to go down your pants to get it?"

Luffy suddenly panicked, he then looked at Nami and saw she was deadly serious. He quickly shook his head and pulled out what was in his pants.

As soon as the picture was out Nami removed it from his grasp and calmly asked, "Why Luffy do you have a picture of this in your pants? Really your pants? And why did you print this off?"

Luffy drooped as he answered "I was trying to find out who took the picture, no one did though. They all said they hadn't had the camera last."

"Oh, it was me."

Luffy's head shot up and he gaped at Nami. She laughed, "Well I was supposed to delete it, but I forgot... Luffy stop looking at me like that. I can't see behind me and unless you really want me to go see what other people think then the camera was the next best option."

Luffy stopped gaping at Nami and bluntly replied, "You could have asked me." As soon he uttered the sentence Nami's cheeks erupted with colour.

"Uh... well... urm... okay." Nami muttered, her cheeks turning a even brighter colour. "Well now that's solved we can get rid of the picture." She finished as she stood up. Just as she was about to rip it Luffy snatched it out of her grasp.

"No! I want to keep it."

"Luffy, why would you want to keep something that?" Nami asked, even more embarrassed.

"'Coz it looks nice." With that simple reply the picture went back down his trousers and now Nami felt like her whole body was on fire. It certainly didn't help when he pulled her in for a kiss and she felt his hands rest on her butt.

Both Luffy and Nami knew that she was never going to get that picture of her butt in those tight short back again. All Nami wanted to know was whether her butt looked good in those shorts and now Luffy was keeping that picture... in his trousers of all places!

As he pulled away from the kiss, he gave her butt a little squeeze and laughed, "Shi shi shi shi."

A/N I'M BACK!
Thank you to LuffyNamiAce, who gave me the idea for this and pulled me out of my horrible writers block!
Bk00 I am working on your request honest, it's just proving to be a bit of a challenge to write. However, now I'm out of my writers block I have an idea and your request will be here soon.

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