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Nudge jumped up and squealed," The Jonas Brothers!"

"How are we supposed to call the Jonas Brother when we don't even know their number?" Gazzy groaned," Besides, who likes those lame excuses for singers anyway?"

Nudge sat up straight," Me and Angel.

To prevent their little feud from getting worse, I spoke up," But do you have their number?"

"Yes…" Nudge nodded her curly, unruly head much to my surprise.

How in the name of all that is holy did she get her dainty little hands on their number?

"When we snuck out one night and went to their concert." Angel answered my thoughts. I swear, that child just doesn't get the concept sometimes…

"You did what?" I snapped, ready to jump on the both of them. They could have at least told me. Oh yeah, then I probably would have said no.

Iggy and Fang were both sitting up, attention called over to the two mischievous girls.

Nudges picture perfect smile faded," You weren't supposed to tell them, Angel!"

"Okay, okay, calm down," Gazzy said," …But Nudge, seriously, how did you get their number?"

"We were standing at the edge of the stage," Nudge explained," Joe's phone fell out of his pocket and plummeted to my feet. When I picked it up, my sensory powers retrieved all the numbers from the phone. They have been saved in my memory, you know, just in case I was in a situation like this."

I let the anger roll off of me," I will deal with this later." I suppressed, "Just give Gazzy the number, so we can call them."

Gazzy handed the phone to Nudge, who speedily punched in the number and handed it back.

"Are you calling their landline?' Iggy queried, all of a sudden interested. Did he like the Jonas Brothers too? Oh dear God, please no…

"No, its Joe's cell." Nudge replied," Why?"

Fang flickered a confused glance in Iggy's direction," Wait, Ig, you don't like the Jonas Brothers too, do you?"

To that, Iggy was fast to respond," No!" he snapped," I mean, I was just wondering, because if we knew where they lived I would bomb their whole house to hell and end everybody's suffering."

"Language." I snarled

Finally, the constipated voice of Joe answered. Nudge covered her grinning mouth as Gazzy took the phone from her clutch before she started giggling like a hyena.

"Um…Joe?" he sounded so much like Nick it was scary.

We could hear people talking in the background as Joe replied, "Yes, Nick?"

Gazzy swallowed, "I was just going to let you know that the producers of our show have cancelled it."

"What show?" Joe asked, irritated.

What did he mean 'what show?" ? The one that all the eleven year old girls talk about nonstop. Gosh, stupid Jonas Brother being stupid!

"The Real Jonas Brothers, idiot." Gazzy answered. This boy makes me so proud sometimes.

"Hey, mom and dad said not to curse!" Joe snapped, leaving us all with mouths agape.

"Wow.." Fang muttered as he inched in closer.

Putting the receiver back to his mouth, Gazzy said," Well, I also called to tell you that Camp Rock three is also cancelled."

There was a groan on the other end of the line," Why?"

"Well, they said that we just weren't badass enough."

Angel had already fallen asleep, so I let it slip.

Once again, Joe snapped," Stop that! Do you ever listen to mom and dad?"

"No…sorry," Gazzy paused," They said that they won't resume the mini series till we start doing fun things; like…" his voice trailed off as I assume he didn't know what to say . Probably because he was only eight and had no idea of what 'adult fun' was…or because he was afraid of my outcome.

"Am I going to have to give up my purity ring?" Joe actually sounded hurt.

"Um, yeah whatever that is." Gazzy said. I don't plan on telling him anytime soon. He doesn't know and I plan to keep it that way.

Joe was know sobbing on the other end," I can't believe it… I am too good to do that. How will I ever give it up?"

Gazzy was speechless, as the rest of us rolled our eyes. Was he really crying over this?

"I know," Joe finally dried up," I'll give it up, so long as I can go out with this hot chick."

"Okay," Gazzy trailed off, obviously still confused," I guess that is what they mean by, you know, 'bad'. I've already ditched Miley."

"I'm going to go out with Ashley Greene!" Joe exclaimed, obviously a fan of those new teen vampire movies.

"Well that's cool," Gazzy replied," And Joe?"

"Yeah?"

"Our tours for the next six months are cancelled too."

All we heard was a scream on the other end of the line before Gazzy hit pound.

We all rolled over, as we clutched our stomachs to prevent them from exploding as we laughed. I could literally feel a six pack building up.

Then the Gasman went dead silent.

"What is it, Gasman?"

He turned to Nudge," Who else's numbers do you have?"

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~Kayti