"SARAH!" Amber's screeching made my ears ring as she walked into her best friend's doorway. I began to wriggle as she found Sarah and began blabbering on and on about the human tom she had met at the park. (She thinks he was "hot." I thought he was pretty dirty looking). Oh, there was Etcetera! I mewed at Amber to put me down. I had to go tell Etcetera all about my date with Plato! But Amber was too into her incessant chattering. Finally, when she sat down, I was able to jump away and run off with my friend.
Our conversation didn't take nearly as long as Amber and Sarah's. They were still going on about that dirty human tom when she and I chased the ball down the stairs. Amber could be annoying like that. Etcetera insists I'm just like her, but look who's still talking while we're playing. See? I'm right. Amber's that silly teenager-like human queen. She likes to take me to the mall and find outfits to put on me (shiver). But she also takes me to all her friends' houses, who also care for most of my friends. She talks into that pink thing at her ear almost all the time, and I hear my name more often than is probably healthy. But as annoying as she is, she's my human queen, and I still love her. Most of the time.