You really need to stop bein' such a cry-kitten Mungojerrie.
Oh, shush it. It 'urt!
Kitten!
Oi think we should be talkin' abou' our 'umans.
Oh, Vernon and Rose? What about them?
Well, they're awful annoyin', ain't they?
Says the tom with the bow-tie!
Says the queen in the brigh' pink dress!
Says the tom with that top hat tied on his head!
Says the queen wif the big ole bow!
Anyway, let's get back to Vernon and Rose. They aren't quite as annoyin', just when Rose goes about dressing us up like that.
Yeah, she's a wonder a' foindin' the mos' stupidest outfi's ta force ova our 'eads.
Right-born couple of aristocats.
Aristocra's. Yer missin' anotha "r", Love.
Whatever. They've been rich all their lives. And they certainly act like it.
The 'ouse is full a' big, fancy, expensive things loike jewels, vases, glass, an' all the loike.
Not to mention all the maids and servants and cooks. The house is never empty.
At leas' everyone sleeps a' noigh'. Makes i' easy fer us ta ge' ou' an' do our business ou'side the 'ouse.
There really isn't much else to them, is there?
Rich, lotsa noice things, 'orse races, full 'ouse, yeah, tha's abou' i'.
Oh, and they hate the neighbors.
Cassandra's 'umans? Ha, I don't blame them fer hatin' them! They're awful nosey an' annoyin', comin' abou' 'ere almos' every chance they ge'.
Yeah…Victoria Grove certainly homes some characters.
Says the trouble-makin' queen!
Says the thievin' tom!
Oh, look, there's the neighbors now! Is Cassandra wif them?
You just keep your eyes on me, mister.