All that was left was the prank on Kurt. Santana was flying high after the double success of pranking Quinn and Tina and now? Now it was time for Kurt to get his comeuppance. Thankfully, she didn't require anyone's help with this particular task; people just had to show up to the party.
Well, that wasn't quite true. She did have to make one stop before the party started…
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Santana looked around.
Alcohol? Check.
Cups? Check.
Ice cubes? Check.
Mixers? Check.
Trash cans for the inevitable vomiting? Check.
Ultimate prank set up? Fucking check.
She grinned; this prank was going to be awesome.
Gleeks and Warblers began arriving and soon the party was underway. Santana made sure to keep cups full, though she didn't drink anything unless it was really watered down. She made extra sure that Kurt's drink was full and strong the whole night, as well as that of his boyfriends cup.
This was going to take some careful timing, she decided.
If she did it too early, it would ruin the party. If she waited too long, Kurt would end up passed out or not remember the prank at all.
And she wanted him to remember.
Never mind the fact that her camera was in her pocket, waiting.
Santana made herself relax and dance with her friends. It was a good party, she decided. Everyone was having fun, dancing and drinking and, in Tina and Mercedes case, laughing hysterically. She smirked. Santana Lopez knows how to throw a fucking party.
Kurt flopped next to her on the couch. "You know I'm sorry about slusheeing you, right?" he giggled, leaning against her heavily.
"Sure, Kurt," she replied, rolling her eyes at him.
"No, really." He sat up, looking at her earnestly. "I know how much it sucks to get slusheed. It was wrong of us to do it."
She almost felt bad about her plan.
Almost.
"Okay, Kurt," was all she said, patting his head just to mess with him. He scowled but Blaine came over, pulling him up to dance.
Rachel, Sam and Puck all disappeared at one point, only to return looking thoroughly fucked. Santana rolled her eyes and teased her friend about being oversexed. Rachel blushed deeply, elbowing her. After checking on Kurt, the beautiful Latina decided it was time and carefully arranged for Kurt to go, by himself, to get some more liqueur from the basement.
And then a scream ripped through the air.
Santana was the only one who laughed when Kurt came storming back into the living room, covered in bright red slushee.
"What the-" Kurt spotted her then, bent over and clutching her stomach as she laughed. Someone cut off the music.
"Revenge!" Santana shrieked, tears coursing down her cheeks!
"What?" Blaine sputtered, grabbing some napkins and trying to mop up some of the melting slush.
"After your boyfriend and his little friends slusheed me at the mall, I decided to get some revenge on them!" Santana managed to catch her breath to explain. "That's why Quinn is blue and Tina has been acting crazy the past couple of days. I got the ultimate revenge on all of you bitches!"
"You?" Quinn hissed, glaring.
"How could you?" Kurt asked.
"That's so uncool," Tina added, her laughter gone.
Mercedes laughed. "That's awesome!"
Tina snickered. "Yeah, it kinda is…"
Slowly, everyone started laughing, the alcohol working in their systems until even Kurt was laughing.
"DRINKS ALL AROUND!" Santana laughed.
A/N: And, we are done with Revenge Shuffle! Thanks to everyone who reviewed, you guys are awesome! :)
