A/N: I do not own Stargate Atlantis and all mistakes are mine. Enjoy, and please review.

Summary: "Gem, you can't go around dressing the Asgard."

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We've been on the Daedalus for two weeks and three days now. Just one more to go. It's amazing, the Daedalus I mean. Très cool.

Gemma is still getting over the shock of Hermiod, the Asgard. I swear she nearly fainted when she first saw him. I thought I'd show her around the ship before we left Earth and we ran into Hermiod in the control room. He was running some tests on the hyper drive. I went up to greet him, but Gemma just stood there with her mouth hanging open. I looked at her mouthed 'Come on!' but she still stood there staring.

"Hi Hermiod, bye Hermiod," I said, as I dragged her out of the control room. I closed the door and let go of her arm.

"Oh my God," she gasped in pure shock. "An alien. A real, honest to God alien."

I laughed and said, "Welcome to my world."

Gem is in the middle of a SOHF (sense of humour failure). I don't know why. Ever since the Daedalus took off she's been having the time of her life; she's even got a boyfriend. Some Major in the air force. Although she did say something about dislocating her jaw after a make out session with him, maybe that's why she hasn't been laughing as much.

But seriously, a dislocated jaw from making out with someone, sometimes I wonder how she even made it through medical school.

"Dr Fraiser," someone called from behind me. I turned around to see Colonel Caldwell walking up to me.

"Yes Colonel?" I asked.

"I just thought I should let you know that we'll be arriving ahead of schedule. We'll arrive at Atlantis in a few hours," he said. "And also, have you seen Hermiod anywhere?"

I shook my head. "No sir, I haven't. If I see him, I'll asked him to find you."

I continued down the corridor and knocked on Gemma's door. I stood in shock as I opened it. Hermiod was in Gem's room with clothes scattered all over the floor. Gemma was looking for something in her closet. "What is going on in here?" I demanded.

Gemma poked her head round the closet door. "Oh, hi Cassie," she smiled. "I'm just trying find Hermiod some clothes. Help me out here. I think black is his colour, what about you?" she found a pair of black shorts in her closet and held them in front of the Asgard, trying to see if they would fit.

I gave her my best 'Gemma is a nutter' face and led Hermoid towards the door. "I think Colonel Caldwell is looking for you," I told him and he happily left the room.

I sighed and started to pick up Gemma's clothes from the floor. "Gem, you can't go around dressing the Asgard," I told her.

She looked confused. "Why not?"

"You just can't. They don't liked to be dressed," I shoved the clothes back into her suitcase. "You'd better get this mess cleaned up, we'll be arriving in a few hours."

Her eyes lit up with excitement and she started throwing things into the case. "How's the jaw?" I asked.

"It's getting better," she smiled.

Five hours later we dropped out of hyper space and arrived above Lantea, the planet Atlantis is on. I whistled as it came into view. The planet mostly consisted of water with small areas of land. I wonder if the ocean freezes during the winter. That would make one big ice rink.

We landed got our first clear view of the city. It was huge (well duh, it's a city). I've been told that it still hasn't been fully explored yet. It looked like Trekkie City.

Everyone on the Daedalus seemed to have been to Atlantis at one point or another, so they all had assigned quarters. We were told to meet some Major that would show us to ours.

"Wow," said Gemma as we got off the Daedalus. "This is amazing!"

I nodded. It was all I could do really; my mouth wouldn't seem to function. And no, it wasn't because of the city; it was because of the incredible cute air force officer that was walking towards us. He had short dark brown hair and blue-grey eyes.

"Are you Drs Williams and Fraiser?" asked blue-grey eyes.

"Nhiydeheh," I said, blushing as I realised what I had just said.

Gemma looked at me. "Err, yeah, that's us," she said, coming to my rescue.

Why is it that whenever some cute guy talks to me I get possessed by Lula the Alien Girl? She only seems to know words such as nhiydeheh, or fyrhsteg, or gstehufdy.

Blue-grey eyes smiled. "I'm Major Evan Lorne. Pleasure to meet you both," he said. He shook both of our hands and led us into the city. As we walked I couldn't help noticing that he has a really cute ass as well. Gemma poked me in the arm and I realised I was staring.

We came to the end of the corridor we were walking down and stopped at two doors opposite each other. The doors walls were a sort silvery blue, so it was kind of hard to differentiate between the two.

Major Cute Ass – I mean Lorne – pointed to the two doors. "You girls pick one, they are both the same. The infirmary is at the end of this corridor, just turn right. The docs are expecting you. I wish I could stay longer, but I'm late for a meeting. It was nice meeting you," he smiled and walked off.

Gemma took the door on the right and walked in with an excited grin on her face. I watched Major Lorne walk away and then went into my quarters. It makes sense for the doctors quarters to be near the infirmary.

I walked in and put my suitcase and bag down on the bed. The room was about the size of my apartment back on Earth (which isn't that big, but I guess I don't have to share it with anyone). It had a very unlived in feeling, but I could fix that.

I quickly unpacked my clothes, put a few books away, put my ipod and my camera in the bedside draw and went to meet Gemma.

I knocked on her door and entered her room. Major Lorne was right, they were both exactly the same, right down to the unlived in feeling. Gemma was lying on her bed grinning like a mentally insane person. Her bags were lying on the floor with everything still inside them. I sat down on the bed next to her.

"You OK?" I asked.

She laughed. "I'm on another planet Cassie. Another planet! I'm in Atlantis. Pinch me," she said.

So I did. "Ow! Not that hard," she got up from the bed and looked at her watch. "What's the time difference between Atlantis and Earth?"

"Four hours, I think," I said. "Come on, we better get to the infirmary."

"Why?" she asked as she changed the time on her watch.

I sighed. "Just come on," I took her arm and dragged her to the door.

We walked down the corridor and took a right towards the infirmary. It was huge and way nicer than the one at the SGC. There were only two patients occupying the beds. One had messy black hair; the other had dark brown. Both were sleeping.

There were two signs stuck on the beds. On read: Property of Col. John Sheppard. The other read: Property of Dr Meredith Rodney McKay.

The one with messy hair was kind of hot.

God, look at me. I've only been here five minuets and already I'm falling over half the guys here.

"Hello?" I called.

A nurse with blonde hair and green eyes (for some reason I've always thought of that as a really weird combination, blonde hair and green eyes) suck her head around the door. She smiled warmly and introduced herself. "Hi, I'm Dr Kate Costello."

Gemma and I smiled back. "I'm Dr Cassandra Fraiser."

"And I'm Dr Gemma Williams."

She nodded towards a door and we entered an examination room. "I've heard a lot about you from Daniel Jackson, Dr Fraiser," said Dr Costello.

Really? Interesting, he never mentioned her. But then again, I did kind if ignore him for a while after my mother's death, which really wasn't fair now that I think about it. It was obviously that he had a mega crush on her and was probably hurting as much as I was.

"Please, call me Cassie," I said as I sat on the examination table.

She smiled again and rolled up my sleeve as another nurse attended to Gemma. "In that case, call me Kate," she said as she took a sample of my blood. "If I understand correctly, you're not from Earth. Right?"

I nodded. "I come from a planet called Hanka. I was rescued by SG-1 when I was twelve."

"Well, a blood sample was all we really needed, so we'll call you when the results come through. Since you're not from Earth I highly doubt that you'll have the ancient gene, but we can try to administer it if you want," said Kate as Major Lorne came into the room carrying two small children that could only have been about a year old.

"Hey Evan," she said as she saw him walk in. She walked up to him and took one of the children from his arms. "Cassie, this is Kiara and that's Crispin," she introduced me to the children. Kiara had bright green eyes and light brown hair. Crispin had blue-grey eyes and darker brown hair. They were really cute.

"Hey Kate. Hey doc," said Lorne when he saw me. "How's it going?"

I tried to think of something cool and intelligent to say. "It's going good," I said. At least I didn't say nhiydeheh this time.

Kate led Gemma and I over to an office on the other side of the infirmary. "I'll introduce you to the boss," she explained as she knocked on the door.

The door opened to reveal a man with dark brown gelled up hair sitting at a desk, talking to a marine. She had blonde hair that was a bit out of place, was trying not to look out of breath and had what looked suspiciously like a love bite on her neck.

The man's hair was also a bit of a mess and the top two buttons of his shirt were undone. Both of them were wearing wedding rings, so I guess they must be husband and wife.

"Afternoon Kate. I'll see you later Laura," he said in a Scottish accent as the marine left the room. "What can I do for you?"

Kate shifted Kiara from one hip to another. "I just thought I'd introduce you to our new staff members," she said. "This is Dr Cassandra Fraiser and that's Dr Gemma Williams."

He smiled. "Pleasure to meet you. I'm Dr Carson Beckett."

"Fyrhsteg," Lula the Alien Girl strikes again. I shook my head and forced myself to get a grip. "I mean hi."

How on Earth (well, technically we're not on Earth) am I supposed to work surrounded by all these attractive men? I won't be able to concentrate on the patients, unless they are the patient.

Kate and Carson spent the next hour tell Gem and I the basics of Atlantis. Such as where the mess hall is, which scientists bitch a lot etc.

Kiara started to get ratty so Kate took her outside. Gemma moved to sit on the edge of Dr Beckett's desk. "So, is Kiara her daughter?" she asked. I had to admit I'd been curious.

Dr Beckett nodded. "Aye, she and Major Lorne had a one night stand and Crispin and Kiara Costello Lorne were the result. She and the Major have been dating on and off since."

"Are they the only children on Atlantis?" I asked.

"No, Colonel Sheppard and Teyla have a daughter, Rodney and Elizabeth McKay also have a daughter and Laura and I have a son," he opened a draw and showed us a picture of himself, the marine he was making out with before we came in, and a baby boy. He looked about eighteen months old.

I smiled. "Aww, cute."

"Carson, could you come down to the labs? There's been a accident and a few people have acid burns that need to be treated," said a female voice on the radio.

Dr Beckett pressed a button and said, "Aye, I'm on my way Elizabeth," he stood up and smiled at us. "Well, I wish I could stay and chat, but I better go. Nice meeting you and I'll see you tomorrow."

He grabbed a medical kit and ran out of the infirmary. Gemma looked at her watch and then at me. "It's getting late. I'm going to unpack."

I followed her back to our quarters and went to unpack myself. I got a couple of posters out stuck them around the room to make feel a bit more lived in. Half of them were Simpson's posters (I blame Uncle Jack); the others were posters of bands I like.

I put a few pictures on top of the chest of draws. One was a picture of Gemma and my self, one of SG-1 and myself and one of me and my mother.

I put my CD player (I know I brought my ipod with me, but I thought I'd bring my CD player just in case) on the table. I found my mini CD rack and put my CD's away. I brought the Kelly Clarkason CD I got at my graduation party, a few Green Day CD's, a few Evanescence, a few Queen, a few Sum 41 and my Stephen Lynch collection.

The room looked at lot more attractive and bright once I'd finished unpacking.

It was dark outside, so I changed into my PJ's and crawled into bed and fell asleep in minuets.

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A/N: I have exmans coming up at school, so updates will be less frequent, but I'll try to update at least once a week.