A/N: I do not own Stargate Atlantis and all mistakes are mine. Enjoy, and please review.

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Elizabeth McKay's voice came through on the radio. "Medical team to the gate room!"

Grabbing my medical kit I raced to the gate room, praying that Gemma's all right. A few hours ago three members of AT-2 staggered through the gate. They had a few scrapes and bruises but no major injuries. The problem was that neither Major Lorne nor Gemma came through the gate with them.

They said that the villages had turned nasty at the last minuet and had taken them hostage.

Trust Gem to get captured on her first mission.

Elizabeth was just about to send a rescue team to go and find them.

"On our way," I said into my radio.

Carson, Kate and I all crammed into the nearest transporter. I entered the gate room and saw Gemma and Major Lonre bleeding on the floor.

Kate threw her arms around Lorne while I attended to Gem.

She was pale and was holding her arm, which was dripping with blood.

"Are you OK?" I asked her.

She nodded and then collapsed onto her knees. I called her before she hit the ground and Carson called for a couple of gurneys. I looked over at the Major. His leg was bleeding, but other than that he looked fine.

The gurneys arrived and Gemma and Lorne were whisked away to the infirmary. Elizabeth said she'd meet us there.

Two hours later they were both sleeping. Lorne had a chunk of his leg missing and Gem had a nasty flesh wound on her arm, but are both fine. We were afraid that Gemma was going to go into shock, but luckily it didn't come to that. We set up IV's for both of them and sedated them.

The infirmary doors whoosed open and Col Sheppard and Elizabeth strolled in. She was carrying a small child in her arms.

Oh God! It's the Mini-McKay! Ahhh!

She looked quite cute actually and besides having baby blue eyes, she looked nothing like McKay, which I'm sure she'll be thankful for later.

"How are they?" asked Col Sheppard.

"So-so," I said, not wanting to bore them with a load of medical jargon.

"Lorne's team and I were scheduled to go off-world in a few days. Will he be able to?"

I shook my head. "No, half his leg is missing. He won't be doing anything for a while," I smiled apologetically. Another great thing about the Ancient medical technology is the medical tools' that prevent scaring. They look like regular ones from Earth; they just don't leave a scar.

"What about the rest of his team?" asked Elizabeth.

"They'll be fine."

The two of them smiled. "Do you know when they'll wake up? We really need to find out what happened."

I shook my head again. "We want to keep them sedated for a while. Give their bodies a chance to recover," I said, even though I really wanted to find out what had happened as well.

The girl in Elizabeth's arms started to fidget. "Can you take Joey to Rodney's lab, John?" she asked, handing her to him.

"Sure thing. I'll see you later Doctor Fraiser," he smiled that cocky fly-boy smile and headed for the science labs.

"I'll keep you updated," I told Elizabeth.

I went into Kate's office and gave her an update on our patient's progress. I spoke to Lorne earlier, he said he doesn't 'do' infirmaries.

"So," I said, sitting on the chair in front of her desk. "How's Tony, has he said anything about me?"

Kate smiled. "You like him, don't you?"

I felt myself blush. "No! Besides, I like most of the guys in the city. Answer the question."

She shrugged. "He might have said something about you," she smiled evilly.

"Really?"

"Maybe. You'll have to ask him yourself."

Seriously, how evil is that? Hasn't she seen the way I act around guys? Doesn't she know about Lula?

I sighed and left her office.

You know the saying doctors make the worst patients? So true.

Gemma woke up a few hours ago and has been driving the staff crazy!

Carson checked her over and call Elizabeth in. Gemma then explained what happened to her and Lorne.

How on Earth could they do that? All the villagers had to do was ask and we'd have given them what they needed. They didn't have to take them hostage and shoot them. Poor Gem, I wonder if she'll ever want to go off-world again.

Needless to say, Gemma doesn't like being stuck in the infirmary. It all started with lunch; her earlier complaining had woken Lorne up, so I went to get them some food.

"Enjoy," I said with a hint of sarcasm as I handed them their meals.

Gemma looked from her plate to Major Lorne's and pulled a face. "Why does he get apple sauce? Where's my apple sauce? I want apple sauce!" she demanded.

Lorne just smiled and tucked into his meal. She kept complaining for half an hour. No one could get any work done. Eventually I snapped. "Will someone please get her some apple sauce!"

Of course, Laura Beckett entered the infirmary just as I said this and (what with being pregnant) the thought of apple sauce must have made her feel ill as the next thing I know, she's vomiting all over the floor.

Then Chuck the Technician came in and didn't see the pool of whatever-Laura-had-for-breakfast and slipped and landed in it. He looked at me in disgust and said, "I'm in puke!"

Trying not to laugh I said, "Yep."

I called Carson and he came and gave Laura some anti-sickness tablets while I sorted Chuck out. I held out my hand to help him up. "How am I meant to get back to my quarters without people staring at my ass?" he asked.

"Don't you want people staring at your ass?" I asked.

"I want people staring at my ass because they think I'm hot, not because it's covered puke!"

Trying to keep control over Lula, I shrugged and handed him Lorne's empty lunch tray. "Use this," I said.

"Thanks," he mumbled, using the try to hide his puke covered ass. "I was just wondering if Dr Williams is going to be OK?"

I smiled and nodded. "She'll be fine."

He thanked me again and blushed slightly as he turned around and left the infirmary.

I sighed and turned back to Gemma. I looked at her in disbelief when I saw that she and Lorne had written 'I am prisoner of the infirmary' in spit balls on the ceiling.

O'Neill used to do it a lot at the SGC, I wonder if Lorne got it from him?

"Are you stupid?" I asked her. "Wait, don't answer that."

I ran a hand through my hair. "I'll release you if you clean those up," I pointed to the ceiling as I stormed out of the infirmary and went to find someone to clean up the floor.

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The vomit thing actually happened to some of my friends (except they weren't pregnant).