Disclaimer: I don't own Code Geass or Futurama. It is the property of their respectively owners.

A/N: Okay, I said on my profile that three of my four major stories are going on hiatus for until this is completed. I only plan to go at least four chapters. Also, there's a little sexual content but I'm only counting it as lime. Oh well, I'll write a longer lemon somewhere in this story.


Chapter Two: Welcome To Hell, Lelouch

When you thought Lelouch has gone through bad, this happens to be worse. With his older sister, Cornelia under the influence of Bender's experimental drug which made her believe she is his wife, Lelouch now has two options, play along with it or end up losing his sister all together. Not willing to risk that chance, he has to deal with one of his greatest fears.


The next morning...

While Lelouch walked downstairs, yawning while scratching his head, many thoughts were on his mind, wondering how he'll be able to accept something something so bizarre. Lelouch couldn't sleep because if he did, Cornelia would try to do something to him. His eyes were blood-shot for some reason, mainly because he was tired. Maybe.

Lelouch wondered where she went, as he looked over to the other side of the bed and discovered that she was gone. After completely walking downstairs, the first thing Lelouch sees is a large, human-sized present box in the middle of his living room.

"What the hell?" Lelouch murmured while he scratched his head in confusion.

He looked around for Cornelia until he finds a medium-sized red button beside him. The button had a message saying, 'Press this button for a surprise. Unless you're a pussy.' Lelouch didn't know what the hell was going on but knew it wasn't good. He picks up the button and in seconds, each side of the box collapsed to the ground and much to his displeasure, he discovers Cornelia inside the box, wearing a purple bunny outfit.

He was speechless since he had nothing else to say until Cornelia said, "Do you like what you see, Lelouch?"

He remained silent until he took a deep breath and responded, "Um, you know what? I'm just gonna go back upstairs and hopefully, I don't bash my own head in with a baseball bat."

Cornelia starts laughing, thinking he was joking and replied, "You're funny, Lelouch."

"I wasn't joking. "

"Sure you weren't."

"Whatever. The next time I see you, I better see you out of that outfit or I might lose my shit."

"Okay, fine."

Lelouch walks upstairs but they heard a knock on the door, he opened the door and saw only they're older brother, Schneizel and younger sister, Euphemia.

Not surprised to see Schneizel once again, he grumbled, "What the fuck are you doing back here?"

"Hey," Euphemia yelled, thinking he was talking to them both, "What did I do? I just wanted to visit you."

"What? Oh I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about this clown."

"Well that's very rude. Haven't you learn to respect you're elders?" Schneizel inquired.

"Just shut the fuck up and get the fuck in, both of you."

While Schneizel and Euphemia walked into his house, they got confused on why Cornelia was also there, wearing a bunny outfit. So Schneizel goes and asked him:

"Um, what is she doing here? And what is she wearing?"

"It's very complicated." Lelouch sighed.

"I'm just doing my special duties as his wife, Schneizel." Cornelia told him.

"Oh. Okay then...wait, WHAT?"

"Don't ask. Just don't."

"What's going on, why did she say that?" Euphemia asked, "Lelouch, did you and Cornelia marry?"

"Of course we did," Cornelia answered, "And every day were together is magical."

"Uh, yeah." Lelouch smiled. All Euphemia saw was a happy couple, but when Schneizel looked into his eyes, they said 'suicide'.

"Well at least you two are happy together." Schneizel said to the 'couple'.

"So, have you two had sex yet?" Euphemia asked, "Or you guys plan on having a baby?"

Lelouch suddenly froze up by the answer and tried so hard not to imagine that possibility. He knew if he did, he'd kill himself.

"I don't wanna rush it but I see a chance." Cornelia replied, "How about you?"

Lelouch doesn't respond as he tried not to lose his mind.

"I guess you're not ready then."

Euphemia then told them, "Maybe it's time for us to leave. Sorry for bring it up."

"Oh, it's nothing."

"I need a drink." Lelouch mumbled.

And the two leave but they still were trying to understand their 'marriage', Lelouch wanted to avoid any of his family members from knowing this situation. Unfortunately it instead happened; but not only that the two now knows about this, he wonders how long this will go on.

"Lelouch? Do you want to continue what we started last night?" Cornelia asked a spaced-out Lelouch. But he doesn't respond but he placed his hand on his forehead and groaned quietly.

"Maybe we should get it on tonight."

She walked upstairs while her hand lightly touched his face, he didn't know if he should go insane or be afraid. Knowing what type of person she is, the reality of them truly being together made him cringe and want to vomit.


Later that day...

Lelouch lied on the couch, with his eyes nearly closed and his cell phone in his hand. He just had to call Suzaku to know the progress of the antidote and how long it will take.

He finally got an answer and Suzaku said, "Yeah? What's going on?"

"Suzaku, how's the antidote coming along?" Lelouch asked.

"Well, we're working on it, but there's one problem."

"Oh my god, don't say that."

"Well apparently, Bender and I were testing the first 'draft' and it went horribly wrong."

"You're breaking my balls, you know?"

"Shut up, he found the right ingredient to reverse the drug's effects but it will take time to develop."

"You're joking right?" Lelouch scowled, "How long will the development take?"

"You are a very impatient person. Somewhere between today and next week."

"You know, she already surprised me by dressing up in a bunny outfit, that's a sign saying she's gonna rape me."

"This story isn't making any sense." Suzaku murmured.

"What?"

"Nothing. Just lower your standards a bit so you'll be comfortable with this shit."

"You know, I can't really trust anything you say anymore. Not after fucking me over back at your family's shrine."

"Hey, that wasn't my fault. It was your jackass brother who orchestrated that shit, not me."

"Whatever, man. I gotta split."

"Okay. I'll call you when we finish the antidote."

"Only goddamn thing you've thought of."

"Screw you asshole."

Suzaku hung up the phone and after Lelouch put his phone on the table when Cornelia suddenly leaped on him, with an excited smile on his face.

"Lelouch, do you want a gift?"

"What is it?" Lelouch annoyingly replied.

"Change your tone first before I do."

"Okay. What is it, my love?"

"Close your eyes if you want it."

"Son of a bitch." Lelouch thought. He closed his eyes like she said, but he kept his eye lids open slightly to see. Cornelia knew to would peek, so she covered his eyes with her hand and gave him a soft, yet warm kiss.

He obviously knew something like this would happen and he doubted himself, she split herself away from him and the two left a trail of saliva as she had broken the kiss.

"Was that my gift?"

"Not necessarily," Cornelia answered as she pulled out a small box from behind her, "This is also your gift."

Lelouch opened the box and saw a silver necklace inside, there appeared to be one missing, and he asked, "Where's the other one?"

"Right here." She reached into her shirt and pulled out a identical necklace.

"Okay. But anyways, it's a beautiful necklace."

"These heart necklaces are to commemorate our relationship. If we're either lovers or siblings, as long as we wear them, we'll always be together, even when we're not. So when either one us dies, this necklace will never allow us to forget the love we shared together."

"Wow. That was nice." Lelouch said as he was touched by her words, he took the necklace and placed it around his neck, "Thank you so much, Cornelia. No matter if we end up hating each other or get separated, I'll always have this with me."

A tear fell into Cornelia's eye as she said, "I love you so much, Lelouch."

She leaned over to him and gave him another kiss, about several moments, they broke the kiss and gave each other a tight hug. Cornelia nearly began to cry for the first time while in her younger brother's arms. Lelouch wondered if he was falling in love with her or he's getting caught up in the moment, but he did know that he was completely warmed by what she said.


Sometime later, in El Paso...

Suzaku rocked in a chair while throwing pencils at the ceiling, he looked at Bender and noticed that they weren't working on the antidote.

"Hey, Bender? Why aren't we working on the antidote?" Suzaku asked the robotic man.

"Huh? Oh yeah, don't worry about it." Bender replied.

"Don't worry? Do you know how much the guy is suffering right now?"

"I know."

It turned out that he was watching Lelouch and Cornelia together, he laughed a bit and Suzaku then discovered him spying on them.

"Dude, why are you spying on him? We should be working on the antidote."

"It doesn't matter. I already have a antidote right here."

"What?" Suzaku said in disbelief, "When the fuck did you make that?"

"After I made the drug."

"Hold on? Why didn't you tell him this?"

"Because it would be funny."

"I'm guessing that you had info about it too," Suzaku inquired, "Tell me, what does the drug really do?"

Bender got up from the chair, went to him and explained, "Okay, it's called the Love-Emulator drug, it's a special drug that when used, it either emulates the person's hidden affection for a certain person and/or brainwashes the user into thinking that person is in love or married to that person. It's a highly dangerous drug that been tested multiple times but it's effects aren't deadly."

"So you lied to Lelouch and made him think he had to 'play along' so your plan would work? If so, why did you inject the drug into Cornelia? Shouldn't it had picked anyone?"

"Not exactly. When I created the drug, I used Cornelia's DNA and brain scans so I could dig deep into the people she has a relationship with. Whenever it was somebody she hated, loved, in love with or a friend. I had all the information on her and the information hidden deep inside her subconscious, when I got the info I needed, I intended to switch her affection for him into love, but it was revealed that she already had those affections for him. So I extended the playing field and after injecting her with it, I entered the information needed and made her mind think she was married to him."

"But you did erase the fact they are siblings, right?"

"Nope. That's what made it even more fun."

"Are you saying that it's a manipulation drug made only for her?"

"Exactly."

"Which means you lied to them both about it all and knowing tricked them?"

"Yes sir."

Instead of being angry at the fact he lied to them, Suzaku replied, "Damn. That's fucking smart."

"Yep. To contrary to what I said before, she won't commit suicide if he fucks up, he had to do was buy into it and in fact, the drug is flawless. To make sure I covered my tracks, I entered her mind and erased me giving her the drug and strictly hidden the files on the database to make it accurate."

"Wow. But don't worry about me telling him, how long do you plan to keep this going?"

"For at least a couple weeks."

"At least not until the end of time."

"Yeah."

Meanwhile, Lelouch and Cornelia lied naked together after having passionate sex, the two fatigued siblings were in each others arms as they shared a deep kiss, he broke the kiss and kissed her down from her neck and down to her chest. Cornelia reached for his black hair and stroked his hair slightly. He went back up and touched her right cheek, giving her another kiss. Lelouch noticed that they're necklaces were connected to each other, he got confused if they were supposed to do that.

"Hey, should our necklaces be connected to each other?" Lelouch asked.

"You know, I'm not quite sure," Cornelia replies as the two split away from each other and discovered that the necklaces were stuck together, "It seems the necklaces doesn't want us to split apart."

"Which means we're meant for each other."

"Yeah, I bet it does."

"You know I've never had such a beautiful time with anyone in my life, you gave me the best time of my life."

"Then maybe I'm your goddess."

"If she's a goddess, I better not be a demon." Lelouch thought.

"Come on, let's go at it again. But this time, it's my turn." Cornelia said with a smirk.

"I'd like to see you do it."


As Cornelia gotten on top of Lelouch and prepared to ride him, Bender and Suzaku were in the lab, eating popcorn while watching Lelouch and Cornelia have sex again.

"You know, I think this was a great idea. I'd like to see the kind of affection he develops in the next two weeks." Suzaku stated.

"How do you think Lelouch will react when he hears the truth?" Bender asked.

"Pissed as a motherfucker. No, beyond pissed. And I mean he'll absolutely lose it."

"I bet."

After one long day of surprise, developed love, etc. Lelouch may start to feel for his older sister. And although he may no longer consider this as hell for him, he's still in an orchestrated hell made by Bender and Suzaku. But he might learn somethings in the next couple weeks, but it's clearly inevitable that he'll find out about Bender's true plan eventually. However, for the time being, he may enjoy the newly grown relationship with Cornelia but he still be pissed off when he discovers the plan.


End of Chapter Two

A/N: Okay, you may have noticed I made a reference to The Goddess and the Demon, I like that story and I thought it would be a good bit. And yes, Bender knew exactly what the drug was gonna do. That's one twist, maybe. He's a messed up robot. Lastly, thanks for reviewing and reading this story, if you have any questions about this story or any other, PM me. But review anyways.