Lame Jokes!
Ok I am really bored and I haven't posted any stories in a long time, ( Sooo sorry!) anywho I am going to post some of the lamest jokes and riddles I know and some I made up! Enjoy!
1. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get run over! HAHAHAHA!
2. How do you get a tissue to dance? You put a little boogie in it! HAHAHAHAHA!
3. Where does the general keep his army? In his sleevey! HAHAHAHAHA!
4. What do you get if you add u and i? Chemistry! HAHAAHAHA!
5. What did one eye say to the other? Do you see what eye see? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I will post more jokes later. Please review and check out my bff, La Chica de Ojos Azules!