"Lou you pussy, daddy is going to fire you so bad that you'll have no job till your DEAD" May shouted out the window

"AmBuLaNcE" Lou said in a painful whisper from the bush that he had fell on

"No 'cause you're fired" May said crossing her arms and facing away from the window

"You are one crazy messed up bitch" June said wide eyed

May ignored the comment and walked to the cage "So uh, happy birthday?" she walked over to the dolly that was used to push the cage in. She grabbed a crowbar and started whacking the chains of with it

"May don't do this" June said "I don't want a dragon and you certainly don't know a thing about them" she reached over and tried to grab the crowbar but it was to late, the last chain had fallen off and the cage door swung open.

All of a sudden a cute little baby red dragon came out with puppy dog eyes.

"Awwww" said May wide-eyed

"I guess he's kind of cute" June said staring at the dragon fly onto the couch and start sniffing a bowl of cheesy puffs.

All of a sudden the dragon lunged at a blanket and got his tail stuck in one of the threads of it. He then started flying around the couch chasing the blanket and attempting to bite.

Both girls giggled as they watched the dragon "what about fire?" June asked "doesn't he breathe fire?"

"Daddy hired someone to get them surgically removed" May said eyes locked on the dragon.

June tried to imagine what that would look like in her head but could think of nothing

"w-w-what does he eat" June said snapping out of her thought.

"I don't know I've never had a fagon- "dragon" June interjected "right dragon before. But stop asking stupid questions and ask a good question like what's its name".

"O.K. what's its name" June asked.

"GIVE ME A MINUTE" May whined.

May stood there in a thinking position for about five minutes while June stood there staring at her like "it's a name, not that hard".

"You keep thinking and I'll get some Twinkies out of the fridge" June said walking slowly towards the fridge

"That's it" May said pointing to the dragon "your name is Twinkie"

"Alright I'm cool with that" June said nodding her head "now do you still want a Twinkie".

"Hell yeah" May said running to the kitchen.