A/N: HERRO!
Urgh, FML. I totes want Pokémon Black and White but I keep spending my money on pointless shit! Except the Harry Potter showbag from the Easter Show was SO worth it XD
Yup, can you tell by my lack of capitalization that I'm pissed? Yeah, it's cos I couldn't open the fucking Coke bottle. Not my day today, not my day.
*bangs head on keyboard* SDIJFGSHAUOMPSDOGHHMSDGM. If I did own Harry Potter, I would make Ron gay and go and run away with some European designer and they would get married and adopt cute little babies. So no, I don't own Harry Potter.
Chapter 5:
Mere seconds later, the door was basically kicked down by 'Ginny' and 'Luna'.
"CHANGE US BACK!" they screamed. Pansy and I sat up slowly and rubbed our eyes sleepily.
"I have no idea wh- OH MERLIN! PUT A TOP ON!" Pansy and I covered our eyes with our hands, because our friends were standing in our doorway, furious and topless.
I jumped up and ran to my closet, pulling out two old t-shirts and throwing them at the 'boys', who hastily covered up.
"It's not our bloody fault that we sleep shirtless! I'm sure that if Blaise and I knew we would be changed into WOMEN we would've put something on!" 'Luna' said. So Malfoy must've gotten Luna's hair, and Blaise Ginny's. How appropriate.
Pansy opened her mouth to retort when suddenly Marie and Chris ran in, wands drawn. Nate and Cari followed them, Cari on Nate's back.
"What happened here? We heard a bang, and lots of shouting." Chris said, looking frantically around the room, before his eyes rested on Ginny and Luna (A/N: It's just easier calling them Ginny and Luna.). "Um, hi? Do we know you ladies?" he asked, noticing their faces red with anger, and hair flying every which way.
"Yes, dad, you do! You can thank them for turning your oldest son and his best friend into GIRLS!" Ginny replied furiously. Understanding dawned on both Marie and Chris. Nate walked even further into the room, letting Cari slip off his back.
"No, you're not Blaise, you're a girl. Blaise isn't a girl. Or is he?" Nate mused, turning to his mum with a questioning look. Ginny blushed even harder.
"I'M NOT A GIRL!" she screeched hysterically. Nate turned back to Ginny with his arms folded.
"Yes, you are. Anyway, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about Blaise." He responded matter-of-factly.
"No, no darling that is Blaise. I think that Hermione and Pansy did something." Marie explained before Ginny could open her mouth again.
"Guilty as charged." Pansy said, and we raised our hands at the same time, with identical smirks on our faces.
Nate burst out laughing, and Chris and Marie were turning red with trying to hold in their laughter.
"Blaise and Draco are girls." Cari giggled. Even at such a young age, she was still pretty smart. "Now we can give them a make-over, with lots of glitter, and sparkles, and dresses."
Ginny and Luna paled significantly. They both took large steps away from the little girl, looking at her cautiously, as if she was going to sprout a second head and attack them.
"No. Make-over's. Allowed." Luna said, eyeing Pansy who had squealed and clapped rapidly.
"Okay, okay, we'll leave you guys to work things out, just, you know, no violence." Chris said, picking Cari up and backing out of the room with Marie and Nate.
It was silent for a moment, after everyone left, until Luna felt the need to cut through it with a machete. "So, will you change us back or not?" she asked irritably, tapping her foot impatiently.
"About that… We kind of can't. The Polyjuice Potion wears off at midnight. So you're stuck like this for the whole day, sorry." Pansy did not sound sorry, at all. She actually sounded quite proud. Well, who could blame her, our idea was genius.
Ginny and Luna seemed unable to speak for a few moments. They just opened and closed their mouth lamely, like fish. Their faces seemed to go ridiculously pale, then scarlet, then purple, then a mix of red and purple, and back to pale.
"We are stuck like this for the whole fucking day?" Ginny hissed, stepping closer to the bed. I could see the magic in the air around her, and had to calm her down before she blew something up unintentionally.
"I know it sounds awful, but it's just a day." I soothed. However, this seemed to make them even angrier, and low growls erupted from deep in their throats. "Uh, um… You… Um… YOU HAVE BOOBS!"
That seemed to stop them in their tracks. They froze completely, looked at each other, down at their chests, and back at each other. Pansy and I crossed our fingers, hoping they would accept our lame excuse.
"So, I get to see what Loony has under her robes, do I?" Luna said, smirking. That smirk looked very, very weird on her face. Like someone was twisting it every which way.
"Ooh, and I get to see the she-weasel naked." Ginny added with a grin.
Oh shit. Luna and Ginny would KILL me when I told them what was happening to them!
"How about you go have showers, and then we can have breakfast, and then we can teach you what life as a girl is like?" Pansy said with a smile. Ginny and Luna shuddered at the last thought, but walked towards my bathroom anyway.
"Um, no. This is MY bathroom. You," I pointed at Ginny, "Can stay, but you," I pointed at Luna, "Can shower in Blaises room."
Luna made a very offended sort of noise before stomping out and slamming Blaises bedroom door. Ginny sauntered over to my bathroom, disappearing into it without a second glance at us.
Pansy looked over at me and giggled.
"Pansy, we are so dead." I groaned, but couldn't keep my smile off my face.
"I know, I know, but did you see 'Luna's' smirk?" I couldn't stop the giggle escaping my mouth that time, and bit my lip to prevent the volcano of giggles from erupting. Pansy seemed to be having the same problem, but one more look at each other, and we exploded.
We rolled around on the covers, laughing our hearts out. We couldn't breathe, and looked like fish trying to gulp down air, which only made us laugh harder. We had tears trailing down our faces, and the sheets had been kicked everywhere, finally landing on the floor. The pillow barrier from the previous night was torn down by the magnitude of our chuckles, and the remnants from it were scattered around the room.
Ten long minutes and many deep breaths later, Pansy and I stood up shakily and went to walk out of the room before Ginny or Luna waltzed back in. No such luck.
"Granger, I need some clothes." Luna said appearing in our doorway with a towel wrapped around her.
"Yeah, yeah. Pans, you stay our here and tell 'Ginny' to come into my wardrobe when she's done." I instructed, pulling Luna to my walk-in 'robe.
I walked over to the underwear drawer and yanked it open, sifting through everything to try and find something appropriate for Luna.
"Ooh, Granger. I didn't know you wore thongs!" I heard her squeal from behind me, and pluck a green thong from the drawer. I didn't even hear her come up. "I would love to see you in nothing but this." she dangled the thing in front of me.
I snatched it off her and continued to search the contents of the drawer. "You have no idea how weird it is when you do that as Luna."
I finally found some low rise boy leg Hello Kitty underwear, and a plain black sports-bra. I turned to give them to her and walked over to my racks of tops and shorts when she took them.
"Okay, slip them on while I find you some actual clothes to wear." I said, running my hands along the tops hanging up.
I could hear the towel being dropped and the annoyed grunts as Luna tried to get the sports bra on, followed by the satisfied sigh when she managed.
I found a simple white shirt with 'Witches do it better.' In big pink letters on the front, and a pair of knee-length faded denim shorts.
"Here, wear these." I said turning around, only to be nose to nose with her.
"Tell me Granger, have you ever kissed a girl?" she asked softly, eyes flickering between my eyes and my lips. She might look like Luna, but she was definitely still Malfoy on the inside.
"Piss off Malfoy. I wouldn't kiss you as a girl or a boy." I said flatly, thrusting the clothes into her arms and preparing to find Ginny some clothes.
In the end, I found much the same outfit for Ginny that I gave to Luna. The only difference was that the underwear had a giant butterfly across the bum area, and the top was dark blue with "DTF?" in sparkly silver.
Luna was sitting in the corner on a silver couch with a sour look on her face – probably because I shot her down – but I was proud to say that my clothes fit her quite well.
Ginny walked in wrapped in a towel a few moments later. She shot Luna a questioning look, but the blonde witch ignored her and went back to looking sour and grumbling.
"What's wrong with him, uh, I mean her?" she asked, slipping the underwear on under the towel and turning away from me to pull the bra on.
"Tried to hit on me." I said with amusement, looking at Luna who glared at me before getting up and leaving dramatically.
Ginny chuckled and pulled the top on walked over to the mirror, picking the brush up and brushing through her knotty locks of red hair.
"I think Draco likes you, Mia." She said as she worked.
Wow, wow, wow. Okay Hermione, feign nonchalance. It's all good.
"Oh really?" my heart was thumping, but on the outside I looked like I couldn't care less.
She shot me and odd look. "Yeah, he always talks about you and stuff. Plus he can't keep his hands or eyes off you. I'm pretty surprised how well you're taking this. I expected you to throw a tantrum about how you two were enemies."
"What? I mean… That is to say…. Um… How gross?" I stuttered, blushing.
Ginny raised an eyebrow and studied my face carefully. I fidgeted nervously and looked everywhere but her. Finally, after what seemed like hours, she gasped.
"You like Draco! Don't you?" she hissed. My blush grew to the point where it was surpassing my face. Maybe it was making my whole body turn red?
"NO! Shut up. Go away. I do not." I mumbled lamely. She continued to stare me down until I couldn't take it anymore. "OKAY! I don't know. Maybe? I don't want to talk about it right now."
Ginny sighed and gave me a hug. Blaise was acting like the actual Ginny. Weird.
"We can talk about it later, when I'm NOT a girl." She said, pulling back to glare at me playfully. I laughed at her. She couldn't stay angry at me. I was too awesome.
"Anyway, let's go down and get some breakfast, hmm?" I suggested, making my way back to my room with Ginny following.
Pansy and Luna weren't in there, so we figured that they were already downstairs eating, which they were. We sat at the table, me next to Pansy and Ginny next to Luna. Neither Ginny nor Luna could sit properly. It's like their boobs were preventing them from sitting close to the table, so they sat really far back, and tried to eat hunched over. Merlin, they were idiots. Boobs DO NOT affect how you eat!
Chris and Marie had both rushed off to some purebloods house to do pureblood business. Or something like that.
Nate and Cari sat with us, giggling quietly at Ginny and Luna, who glared, making them laugh harder.
"Okay." I said after everyone had finished eating, "Who wants to do what today?"
Cari raised her hand and started bouncing in her seat. It was so unbelievingly cute that even Ginny and Luna managed a small 'Awww!'.
"Umm… Cari! What's your fantabulous idea?" I said, making the girls eyes light up, as if she expected me to pick someone else.
"I think we should give them a make-over." She said in her sweet little voice, smiling angelically at Ginny and Luna. They seemed to be dazed by the little girl, but who wouldn't be, she was adorable! We took their lack of response as a yes, and Pansy, who had already turned 17 (lucky witch), whispered a quick Petrificus Totalus.
"You staying for the torture Nate-o?" I asked Nate, who was grinning.
"YES!" he practically shouted, clapping with delight.
Pansy and I laughed and turned to the 'other girls'.
"Well then. I suppose we should get started." I said, winking at the frozen duo.
Oh yeah. This is going to be legen – wait for it…. DARY!
EEEEWWWWWWW! THAT CHAPTER WAS SO SHORT AND DISGUSTING! EW EW EW EW!
Well, at least the next chapter will be better! I hope O_o
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