Ok... This is not a fanfic (first of it all) it is a actual story I'm writing, so every character in this story is my own.

Warning, there is adult language and some sexual scenes. You have been warned

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Earth (One Last Time)

I was outside of palace that Lucifer was in, Sat lived there too, and she only came out to visit me. I looked past the Lava pit looking for Mana; I finally saw him and yelled out to him. Mana let go of the man, whom he was trying to rip his arm off, and extended his wings and came after me.

"Help me… please," said a female voice from behind me. I turned around and looked up towards the top of the palace, there was a naked woman nailed on the wall by her extended arms, her legs where also nailed although only one nail, which was used between her crossed feet, she also had large angel wings coming out of her back, which where also extended unwillingly and nailed to the palace, she was an angel. She couldn't move, except for small movements.

Mana picked me up and took me up close to the angel. She had an especially nice chest.

"Hello Lana" I started

Lana was one of the lesser-known angels from heaven. She came here to try to kill Lucifer and save the souls of the sinners. Sat was actually the one to stop her and place her there.

"Please Jonathan… un-nail me from here and allow me slay Satan and free these souls…" she pleaded to me

"No… people disserve to be punished, just like you deserve to be here for trying to slay Satan… now be a good ornament and shut up" I replied, tapping her right cheek. Mana flew away as Lana let her head hang.

Mana dropped me off in front of my cave where Sat probably still waited for me.

"I am not going in there," he said walking backwards

"I know, this ones could be worse," I said and we both shared a laugh we both butted fists and he was off.

I went in and Sat was alone except for the bed and a new lamp, which I didn't remember seeing ever before.

"You're off then," she asked, sadly, looking down and playing with her thumbs in her lap

"Yeah…" I replied sitting next to her

I usually stayed a few days (earth days, it never changes here). We usually had sex, hang out, throw poor souls into the flame, feed them to dragons, got into a fight had sex then I would leave. This is the first time I left the same day I came.

I put my hand between her legs and pulled out one of her hands "I'll come back before the third soul… we'll do whatever you want…"

She looked at me "anything?" she asked me smiling

"Whatever you want" I repeated myself, she might be the anti-Christ and the daughter of the devil, but she's just that… a woman

"I want it my way though"

I looked at her. Her way… lets just say that she can turn anything into anything, and she's into beastiallity.

"Yeah"

I walked into the gates of hell, it was a normal gate, but it was red and always inflamed, it would burn mortal soul out of existence, and it has. I looked at Noel, he was a large pig looking demon he picked up the body of male soul that barely came in and bit its torso off and ate it. The soul looked in horror as its body was bit off.

"Hello Noel, let me into earth now, no?" I said knowing he would have some sort of smart remark

"The devil's bitch wants out of his little kennel?" Noel snorted as he ripped off the leg of the man and devoured it in one shot.

"That's right, and the master will get pissed off if his bitch doesn't get out" I replied kicking the man as he crawled to my leg.

Noel laughed and opened the gates "Jonathan, you're alright"

I walked through them "I'll make sure I'll bring you a hog so you can fuck" I said turning around looking at noel as the gates started to close.

Noel laughed, I saw a few people run towards the gate so they could get out, but Noel struck out a man with his claw and ripped him to seven or eight different pieces, he lay on the floor. The gates closed and I appeared in an alley, it was night, and I was hungry. The alley was a stereotypical alley that appeared in the movies: lonely, dark and steam coming out from the sewers.

I walked out of the alley and into people who walked the streets. A pair of teenage girls looked at me and giggled as they passed by, I blew them a kissed and continued walking. I searched my pockets and saw I had money. "Thank you, Sat" I whispered to myself. I went into a diner.

The man in front looked at me as I came in, he and I where the only ones in there. I sat down and ordered a hamburger, when I felt a vibration in my pocket. I checked inside and I saw a black cell phone in the screen it said "Sat (Love)" and had an "Unknown Number" underneath.

I answered the phone "hello"

"Hello, Jonathan?" asked Sat on the other side, her voice sounded different over the phone.

Had to be a woman, I thought, "What's going on Sat?"

"I heard that!" she yelled

I forgot that she could read my mind when I was up here

"Yes I can, now listen" she mocked me "the first spirit is a man named James Anderson, and the second is a Woman named Nancy Vargas"

"What about the third?"

She chuckled, "I'll tell you that in person"

I smiled "so I'll get to it so you could tell me… in person"

"Hurry up" she replied and hung up

I shook my head "Women" I let out and the diner man looked at me and chuckled, and served me my burger.

I ate it as I looked through some yellow pages for an Anderson, James but I couldn't find him. The dinner man gave me a bill ten minutes later.

I reached for my pocked as the man said "Anything else?"

I looked at him "unless you could tell me where to find a man named Anderson, James that would be it"

"You found him" he replied, "What can I do you for?"

I smiled and put my hand on my waist "you see I got this thing" I said and he leaned over to see, I quickly took out my white knife and slashed through his mouth, taking everything on top of his mouth completely off. His body fell to the ground with a twitch.

"Too bad, I actually would have paid you…" I took out a ten-dollar bill and dropped it on the corps chest I headed out and snapped my fingers and the dinner was a little bit cleaner.

I walked the streets I only needed two more soul, I couldn't just take any spirit, people had to die in a certain order, which I can't see, the last reaper could, so Sat normally makes a list for me before I leave and I just come back when I get done with the list. But since I left early I had to make do. I came up to a motel and rented a room for the night. I would look for Nancy for the morning; I turned on the TV, which had horrible reception.

I turned to the news. A female reported was on talking "The war across the ocean is raging some say its part of a biblical prophecy, signaling that the Anti-Christ is on his way"

"On her way, actually" I corrected the reporter

A male reporter came on "there was a horrible scene in Ivory road today, as a woman was found dead in her kitchen, Dianne is on the scene, Dianne?"

The screen changed to the kitchen I was in yesterday.

"That's right, Gary. Amanda Robins has been found in her kitchen with her neck cut and a knife in her lap, all evidence points to suicide, but there isn't any actual evidence to show otherwise, since no fingerprints where found on the knife. Other fingerprints where found around the house, but they all belonged to Amanda and her friends and family members who where all out of town, home or at a party which Ms. Robins was supposed to attend, but never made it. There were no witnesses and the neighbors heard screaming but didn't see anything. The only thing that could be considered evidence is the audio recording of a police operator"

The screen changed to a still picture of a woman in her twenties nicely shaped; pretty good looking actually, I felt something poke me in the side. I looked but didn't see anything. "Stop it Sat"

I heard giggling "Just keeping you honest"

The recording of our conversation came on the screen with the words on the bottom.

"911 what's your emergency?"

"Nancy… a sinner has been killed"

"…Who is this? How do you know my name?"

"Only three left…"

"Who the (beep) is this; Prinking 911 is a federal offence!"

"1324 Ivory road… I'll see you later"

There was silence and I couldn't help but smile.

The screen changed back to Dianne who looked blackly at the screen for a few seconds

"The man in the recording hasn't been identified, but is believed to be the killer"

"Bingo" I said

"More news as it is found back to you Gary" I turned off the news then rolled over and went to sleep.