Ok... This is not a fanfic (first of it all) it is a actual story I'm writing, so every character in this story is my own.

Warning, there is adult language and some sexual scenes. You have been warned

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The Devil is a Bastard…

I came out of the restaurant twenty dollars short and a full stomach. I walked down the street heading for Cherry Tree drive; it would take me four hours to get there so I continued to listen to my music. "Numb" by Linkin Park ended and something else came out that I didn't recognized but I left it play.

I took a shortcut inside a mall, it would save me about ten minutes. I just wanted to get this over with. I stared at all the stores and all the people walking around. I usually looked up to the second floor whenever a girl with a skirt passed by.

I was looking up when I crashed into someone. The man was carrying several bags for his wife or girlfriend who was at his side. The contents of the bags fell all over the place. I looked at the muscular 6'2" man who started to get angry. I turned around and kept walking.

"Hey!" yelled the man to me, but I kept on walking "Hey, I'm talking to you!"

I turned around "What?"

"You better come back and pick this up"

I heard some people "ohh" and a few girls who sat in the nearest bench in front of a water fountain stare at me.

"…And if I don't?" I asked

"I'll kick your ass, that's what'll happen" he replied rolling up his sleeves

"Bring it, steroids," I said standing still

The crowd looked back and forward to the overgrown man and me

The man walked up to me. He stood tall in front of me with arms a big as tree trunks, but I held my ground.

"You're not going to pick them up, bitch?" asked the man furious

But I held my cool "nope"

He took a swing at me; I ducked and stood behind him.

He swung at me again, but I dodged him again.

"Not the brightest penny in the fountain, are we?" I taunted him

He ran at me and kicked me; I took hold of his leg and kicked his other leg knocking him down. He fell hard and I backed up.

"Want me to kill him?" asked Sat in my head

"No I got it," I whispered

"Ok"

The man quickly got up as the female he was with cheered him on. He pulled out a butterfly knife and spun it around to pull out the knife.

"You're in trouble now, asshole" yelled the woman he was with

"I'm going to cut your balls off," said the man walking up to me

"At least I got some, that haven't shrunken up" I replied

One of the girls pulled out a folded knife and tossed it at me. I coughed it, but didn't unfold it. The man dashed at me, I jumped in the air to get behind him, and I took his long hair with my hand and dropped him on his back. He let go of the knife and held the back of his head, which had split open when it hit the tile floor.

I stood on top of the man. I moved out of the way as the woman the man was with flew by, she tried to tackle me, but failed. I walked to the man's left side. I placed my foot underneath him. I lifted my foot quick and he flew a few feet in the air. I quickly span and kicked him in the waist. He flew into the wall. He then fell down.

I took his butterfly knife and walked up to him. I lifted him towards the wall until he stood on his tiptoes, I then dug the knife into his left wrist, and the man yelled in pain, I did the same with his right wrist with the normal knife. I then tied his feet together with his rag. He held his hands apart and his legs to gather. Nobody moved, I then took a lighter, ducked down and set his pants and fire, then I walked away, with people staring at me opened mouth, this didn't count as I killed him, the fire did, it was a loophole.

I walked out of the mall, and some people ran in.

"None of this matters" I whispered, I lost count of how many times I said that, and sometimes I thought that was the only thing that kept me sane.

I finally ended up in Cherry Tree drive. I looked for house number 5666.

I ended up in a blue house with a woman in warning nothing but a towel walked by the window while talking on the phone.

I wanted this one to be tactful; I just didn't want the old slash, kill… boring shit.

I stared at her through the window, at Nancy; she looked at me, and did nothing.

"Ready, Sat?" I whispered

"Yup"

She turned ignored me and continued talking.

"Now"

I was gone by the time she turned around.

(Nancy)

"No there's just a weird guy outside" I said as I felt a draft come up into my towel

"Maybe it's Randy," said Melissa on the other end

"Who's Randy?"

"Starbucks Randy"

"Oh… that Randy"

"What's wrong with him? You've turned down every guy, because you're too shy"

"No it's not that… I just haven't met the right guy yet…"

"Sure you haven't, hey I have to go, Ihave a date, I'll see you later"

"Alright, I'll talk to you later"

She hung up and so did I. I sighed and looked out, I guess I still wanted to have that guy looking at me, It was getting Dark… today went by fast…

I walked up the stairs to put on some sweat pants and a plain shirt. I then came back down. I opened the microwave to take out a small bag of popcorn; I was going to watch some movies, alone again. I didn't care too much anymore.

I walked by my kitchen to my living room when I noticed the back door opened. I put down the popcorn on the sofa and walked to the opened door. I looked around my backyard. All I saw was leaves flying around and my German Shepard called Duke lying on his house.

I sighed and closed the doors. I relaxed because nothing ever gets passed Duke.

I closed the door and saw a figure behind the door, I jumped but it was only a mirror reflection of myself. I sighed again "you're scaring yourself again" I whispered.

I had been edgy ever since I got that call yesterday while I was at work. I thought it was just someone playing a prank but it was actually a murdered that killed this woman…

I sat on the couch and turned on the TV, and hit play on my DVD player.

Melissa had let me borrow some movies; I didn't know what they were so I just put one on.

A few hours and two bags of popcorn later I was curled up on the couch watching "Chronicles of Nargia: Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe" or something like that. I always got teary when I saw the sad parts in movies… the credits finally started to role so I brushed my eyes and I chuckled and placed the tray into the sink and started to walk back into the living room. "Its just a stupid lion, he didn't even die…" I said to myself

"Yeah, but its still sad to think he died"

"Yeah…" I replied but then stopped and turned toward my kitchen. The man I saw in the street was sitting on my kitchen island. Casually sitting there like he owned the place.

"Who are you? How did you get in?" I asked quickly

He simply smiled and jumped off the Island "relax, you know me… I'm Jon, and you're back door was opened" he replied in a cocky voice which I didn't know how I felt about, and pointing at my backdoor

I turned to look but it was closed. I looked at him "what do you mean I know you, I don't know you…"

He walked closer and I walked backwards to the sofa and placed my hand to my back pocket but there was nothing there.

"Looking for this" he said putting his hand in his pocket and pulling out my pepper spray.

"How did you get that?" I asked, not knowing what else to say

He simply smiled and threw it back to me. I fumbled to catch it. I placed my finger on the button to activate it. I looked up as the man stabbed me in the stomach, I looked down at the knife and looked back up, but he was gone.

I woke up to static on the TV. The light was off like nothing had happened… was I just imagining it?

I walked to drop the popcorn tray in the sink, I walked back but stopped I turned back around to see if anyone was in my kitchen island, but there was nobody there. I walked back to look behind the island but there was nothing there.

BRING! BRING!

I jumped and turned around. My phone was ringing. I sighed and saw the caller ID. It was Melissa.

"Hello?" I answered the phone

"Hey, miss me?" asked Melissa on the other end

"Of course not" I said quickly

"What's wrong, you sound scared"

"No… nothing I just finished watching your movies and I took a nap, I had a nightmare that the man I saw outside had killed me," I said, regretting I did because it sounded silly.

"That just means you need a dick in your mouth" she replied laughing

"Shut up" I replied smiling, she always said that.

"You know you want too, anyways… so can I come over or what?"

"Yeah, sure"

"Alright, I'll see you in a bit" replied Melissa and hung up.

I placed the phone back into its base. I looked around I was alone, not entirely sure if that was a good thing. "Maybe I should give myself up to a guy, the whole perfect moment shit is overrated" I whispered not really believing it myself

I walked to the back door and opened it. I looked around. It was dark, I must have watched five or six hours worth of movies. I looked at duke, who didn't move at all. He was always really happy when I came out but he has been quiet since that last checked him.

"What's wrong boy?" I asked in my playful voice I usually use when I'm talking to him

He didn't move at all

"Come here boy"

Nothing. I stared at him and walked up to him, but he didn't move.

"Duke, you're scaring me," I said but he didn't move

I touched him but he still didn't move. I pushed him a little but nothing happened till something red dripped to the side of his house, it looked like blood, I pushed him hard and he tipped over, I was horrified to see his stomach was cut opened vertically.

I yelled and ran back into the house. I cried by my back door for a few minutes, and then I looked to my right to see the activation panel for the house alarm. I set the alarm and backed up to the kitchen.

I looked at the phone, I went up to it and picked it up and started to dial 911

"If it's any conciliation… he didn't suffer long," said a familiar voice behind me.

I turned around to see the same man in my dream, I dropped the phone, and it flew into my living room next to my sofa. He stood bending over my kitchen island staring at me.

I yelled and stared at him. I couldn't do anything but layback into the counter top.

"You're acting like you've seen a ghost" he mocked me.

I didn't respond, I searched my pocket for my pepper spray but I couldn't find it.

He sighed and placed my pepper spray on the island "that's twice you know"

"What" I asked knowing what he meant

He stared at me. I stared back. He sighed and threw the pepper spay back at me, I let it fall into the ground. He raised his eyebrow and smiled "so you learned"

"Are you going to play around with her?" asked a female voice from the shadows on the back of my kitchen

"Yeah…" said the man, not turning around "glad of you to join us Sat"

"I wouldn't miss this, love, plus I wanted to make sure you would come back"

The woman came out of nowhere and into the light. She was about three inches shorter then I was, but her body put mine to shame.

The man turned around to look at the woman, Sat, and then looked back at me "Women" he smiled at me like I was one of his drinking buddies "do you know why we're here?"

I shook my head

The both smile

(Jonathan)

"You're a descendent of Jesus Christ," I said staring at Nancy

She stared at me blankly

"You are on my list of souls I have to kill…" I continued

"List?" she asked

"Yup, only three left… well two"

"Wait, are you the one who called me, with the killing in Ivory road?" she asked me

"Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!" I let out "you are correct. Sat tell her what she's won," I continued walking to the couch and sitting down

Sat smiled "knowledge"

"That's right thank you Sat" I started "Nancy, come here, I want to talk to you"

She slowly walked to the couch

"Sit down, you're going to appreciate this"

She sat down. Sat casually came over and sat on my lap, and placed her hands around my neck, while facing Nancy

"Look Nancy, its nothing personal… I have to kill everyone of Jesus' descendents to get this pretty kitten to end the world" I kissed Sat

Nancy stared at us, …"and you only need three more"

I stared at her "Two"

Nancy stared at me. Sat passed her hand in front of the TV and it turned on to the news.

"A gruesome sight today in a local diner today" started the man "A man by the name of James Anderson, was murdered today, he was decapitated" the TV changed to a recorded scene where two men carried a body bag into a hospital ambulance. The picture went back into the reporters. No leads on the man's killer, nobody saw any person walking in or out of the diner before or after the man was allegedly killed, but police believe that it could be the same person who killed Ms. Robbins last night

"Another murder happened today at The Central Mall" The man looked at another camera "a man, by the name of Bruno Luther, was involved in a fight with another unidentified man. Mr. Luther had knives dug into his skin and was set on fire" The screen changed to a recorded picture of Bruno being carried by a stretcher into a ambulance "even though there were more then fifty people present who watched the event, no two people could agree on the description of the unidentified man"

Sat turned off the TV

"Bruno just made me mad, but James was right before you…" I said Sat getting off me, and I stood up and walked to pick up my white knife.

"You're going to kill me?" she asked quietly

"Yup… its only business though, nothing personal"

She looked behind me "Melissa no!"

Sat and I looked back, but there was nobody there

I looked back and she was already half way to the back door, I sighed and threw my knife at her. She fell as the knife dug itself into her right leg.

She kept trying to crawl to her back door. She tried to reach for the handle as I made my way to her.

"I got her," said Sat, now dressed as a cowgirl. She threw an imaginary lasso at Nancy. Her arm got jerked back. Sat quickly moved to Nancy and tied her hands and legs together, and placed an excess amount of rope around Nancy's mouth, so she wouldn't yell. She lay on the floor hogtied, by nothing visible, as she stared at us.

I sat on her back and placed the knife my knife on her back, and slowly carved "Jon & Sat 4Ever" Nancy muffled in pain as Sat had her arm around me

I kissed Sat while passing the knife on Nancy's throat.

Nancy slowly bled to death. She had a blank stare in her eyes. Sat picked Nancy up with one hand and hung her by the imaginary rope, and hung her on the chandelier on the dining room. We walked out laughing.

We were outside Nancy's house looking around when everything got enflamed and we appeared back in hell. We looked around.

"Did you do this?" I asked Sat

"No…" she replied

Lucifer appeared in front of us with a smiling face.

"Daddy what's going on?" asked Sat

"You lied to me, Jon" he said putting his hand around me and pulling me away but Sat followed, my heart skipped a beat. "You told me you needed three but then you went on and killed a Virgin, which counts as two, three souls, instead of one.

I calmed down "So does that mean…"

"Yes, the gate has opened, but only for a few minutes, normally only one person would be able to go through but since you killed at Virgin last, two might be able to go"

I stared at Sat as she turned red "So you mean you never intended for both of us to go up?" she came next to me

Lucifer stepped back vowed at Sat and I "I am the Devil, baby"

"I can't believe this," said Sat about ready to cry

I stepped in "Honey, it doesn't matter, the gate is opened for both of us" I passed my hand from the side of her lip to her cheek.

She slowly nodded "Let's go…"

"Let's go," she repeated

"Have fun you two, Jon bring her back when you're done with her" Said Lucifer, the Devil, as Sat and I passed a black portal that imprinted itself in font of us.

Sat and I flew along the nothingness for a few minutes. We held hands as we headed into the unknown.

We suddenly stopped and something started pulling me to the left, I looked at Sat, something was pulling her to the right. We held on to each other as long as we could but out grip gave in on us and we let go

"Jonathan!" yelled Sat

"Satrina!" I yelled back as my soul dissolved into the light I was being pulled into.