The New Jutsu deidara i'm home.
so did anyone see orochimaru,un?
yeh, the guy who runs the ramen shop.i gave him my name and number.
hey dei?
yeah,un?
w-will you umm uhh m-
HEY SEMPA!
WHAT,UN?
Can we go to the park!
fine after sasori finishes telling somehing,un,so what where you saying?
i'll tell you when you come back.
'k,come on tobi,un! it was a long walk to the park but they made it there with tobi in one piece.
SEMPA, look at the cute squirles!
yeah real cute,un. hey tobi,un?
yes sempa?
lets play hide and seek,i'll hide and you count ok,un?
OK! 1...2...3... .Deidara ran into the clearing in the forest next to the park.
finallly away from that idiot, dei herd a was that,un? uhhh,who's there,un?
it's me, orochimaru.
uh oh,un.w-what do you want orochimaru,un?
i came a cross a new jutsu i wanted to try out. on you.
what jutsu,un? deidara new orochimaru's past because he was once part of the akatsuki and deidara snuck into pein's office and read orichimaru's file. deiara was totally scared of him because there was a lot of rape and kidnapping charges from the police on deidara was lost in thought orochimaru had said the jutsu and made the apropriate hand knoced deidara down to the ground and jamed his fingers into deidara's stomache.
what did you do to me,un?
weren't you paying attiton? orichimaru said in a sickiningly sweet 's the mpreg jutsu has alreay actavated, now to make you pregnant.
just then orochimaru could here tobi aproching.i'll come back for dissapered into the shadows.
THERE YOU ARE SEMPA!
come on tobi lets go home,un.
OK sempa. back at the akatsuki base tobi ran inside and sasori was waiting for dei.
D-deidara?sasori stuttered.
yeah,un?
w-will you m-marry me?