Game. Set. Match

the day after they did ''it'' deidara awoke early to puke. hmmp, i wonder why im sick, there is a flu going around, un. or i-it could be orochimaru's jutsu, un, ohhh no, it can't be! deidara thought to himself. i-i'll just leave a note to sasori. deidara quickly got dressed and went to find pein. a few hours later sasori woke up. morning, dei. huh? dei? sasori picked his pants up off the floor and put them on. he walked towards the door but stoped because he saw a piece of paper. he picked it up and read over it, it read:

dear sasori,
um, well i felt sick this morning and i threw up a coule times but orochimaru did a horrible,horrible jutsu to me. this sickness is probably the flu, but there's a chance that i might be pregnant. sasori please come to the ''special place'' so you can take me to lunch.
love,
deidara

wh-what? he could be PREGNANT? no, no that's not possible. there's no jutsu that could make you pregnant. wait! orochi-MARU? ohhh, he could be pregnant! this is not good! (the special place deidara wrote about is his fave restraunt.) sasori quickly got dressed and ran until he reaced shushuya.(it's the place where deidara first told sasori he loved him.)he saw deidara with his arms folded in front of himself and a smile on his face. sasori walked over to deidara and kissed him.
lets get something to eat, ok? sasori put his hand on deidara's shoulder and led him in side. sasori thought to himself "if he's smilling then, hopefully, that means he's not pregnant, or he wants a kid"
a lovely pink haired lady (?sakura) escorted them to their tables. deidara already knew what he wanted, bakudan. and sasori ordered the same thing (bakudan is boiled eggs in ground meat). so deidara when did you wake up?sasori was trying to start a conversation avoiding the current situa-
tion.
around 8:00 in the morning, un. sakura brought them thier food. deidara's face lit up as he saw the food. this food is always delicious,un! the rest of the lunch went regular other than deidara being more quiet than he usually is. they were half-way home when sasori asked deidara if he wanted kids. deidara knew where sasori was headed. he kissed sasori. when the broke apart dei-
dara said maybe. sasori grabbed deidara's hand and they walked the entire way home until they got to the front entrance.
dei, i have to ask you something serious. don't lie to me, ok? sasori put his hand under deidara's chin and lifted his head until their eyes met.(just for the romantic suspence the sun's setting)sasori looked lovingly into deidara's eyes. are you pregnant?